Any replies with dubs decides what symptoms I tell my doctor I'm experiencing.
Any replies with dubs decides what symptoms I tell my doctor I'm experiencing
Ejaculating pure blood no evidence of semen or any come just a spurt of blood.
Blindness whenever more than 1 finger is in your ass.
The uncontrollable need of eat your own shit.
A psychological problem where if you fuck a mechanics wife you go get your car worked on by him, if you fuck a bartenders wife you gotta buy a drink from him and if you fuck a doctors wife...(and just look at him with fear and excitment.)
Kek, thats one.
Your dad noticed some small bumps on your penis while you two were showering.
>The uncontrollable need of eat your own shit.
Winrar! And also, anal congestion, so you are going insane
Ask him if there are any special stds you can catch from a dog as you itch your crotch.
ask him if you can become a nigger because you touched one
roll
You cannot climax unless a dick is in your mouth
Kill yourself
Rapid snapcoiling of the penis
Tell him you think you caught the gay from someone and need a finger in your ass to be sure
Anal leakage
You hurt your back trying to self succ
stage 4 terminal brain cancer
You think your throat moves too much when you are deepthroating
uh oh
I'll accept this one because of how funny it is.
Heavenly trips checked.
Vaginal cramps
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You think matching numbers at the end of a big number is some how important to your life
Tell him your anus bleeds whenever you asleep over at your uncle's and you wake up feeling hungover.
Don't be such a bitch because you've never gotten dubs.
An irresistible urge to suck ass, hairy ass.
The uncontrollable need to fuck children
Rolling for niggeritis
Have fun OP
Do it op
Everytime you cum you release a giant ass clapping fart.
Everytime you cum you release a giant ass clapping fart.
You have to say it just like that
Everytime you release a giant ass clapping fart you cum.
KEK
a sever case of ass burgers
everytime you go to the doctors you shit somewhere in the waiting room and hide it
You weep uncontrollably when you touch female breast
Your uncle touched you
Halitosis, but in your ass
Winrar
>dr.: "what symptoms are you experiencing?"
>op: "stage 4 terminal brain cancer"
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kek. need to ascend
Do this exactly
Can I (looks around nervously) catch (whispers) "they gay" from my boyfriend
the sound of dicks throbbing inside in your head
do it fag
retardedness