>I just had the most awful dream. In it, you never met mommy, and you never had me. All you did was sit at the computer for hours and posted on a web-site dedicated to images. For almost the entire day; for hours and hours at a time. You didn't have any friends. You didn't have a job. You didn't leave the house. You never fell in love. You barely had any family. All you had was the internet, and your dark, messy room whom you never let the sunlight in.
>It was absolutely terrible, but I'm so glad it was just a dream. Anyway, I'm going back to bed. Good night, daddy.
Matthew Cooper
good night kiddo
Jackson Peterson
Hey now, where do you think your going? Come back here baby girl.
John Cruz
Well...ahm..ok good night
Angel Gomez
One day you'll learn friends are fake, and once you have a full time job and can't escape debt you'll realize the pointlessness of it.
My only true regret is you. I should not have brought a soul into this world. It's horrible here. You can't even control yourself. Everyone believes in a God but... There is no god here.
Only pain, lies, death, and taxes.
Aaron Peterson
Watch your mouth, young lady.
Adrian Cooper
I'd probably blame the vasectomy for you not existing, not so much the web browsing. But what do I know.
Benjamin Jenkins
>i dont have kids >i just talked to a goost
Anthony Garcia
fuck u nomie roastie bich *decapitates her* lol nothing personnnenl but theres nothing wrongu with browsing image boards all day u dum roastie normie cunt
Henry Smith
>"Joke's on you, cunt, it wasn't a dream" >grin maliciously >she ceases to exist
Landon Hughes
RRREEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT OF MY ROOM IT WAS NOT A DREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Brooks
I'm sorry you had such a bad nightmare. Why don't you take your mothers spot while she's gone?
Dominic Powell
Then you should've manned up and had me aborted.
Jacob Rogers
awww op doesn't want to rp with me?
Jeremiah Martinez
...
Angel Hill
OP's currently going through a bottle of champagne to make the voices go away, sweetie.
Jacob Long
well hurry up and finish.
Landon Russell
And Im coming with you Sweet Honey drop of mine...Were going to have lots of fun
Camden Turner
>I had a very similar dream. >Too bad I have it every night and it feels more real than this. >I'm grateful I have you and your mother. >I'm grateful this is real.
Gabriel White
I don't want children or get married. I might be all that she said plus kissless virgin at 24 but at least I am not a slave.
Luis Foster
...
Nathaniel Green
Don't knock it 'til you tried it, you unloved carnal penalty.
Oliver Fisher
bump
Wyatt Sanchez
P-please, please don't go away, don't... go... away
Kevin Clark
It's like a membership program you can't opt out of, pretty shitty if you ask me.
Ayden Reyes
well don't have to worry about your genes fucking things up i guess.
Bentley Brooks
Pretty much. The only reason you even give a shit about reproduction is because you're programmed to.
Cameron Reed
Don't worry, sweetheart, it was just a nightmare. Now come here and get into bed, beside me.
Kevin Long
>got my cat when i was like 4 or 5 im 20 now >i love this cat my best friend growing up >there for me when my parents got divorced >there for me when i went through bad breakups >now im older and working alot >i know you just want to play or be petted > i know you just want me to be with you all the time like when i was young > ive stepped on you on accident and hurt you yet you still forgive me > you meow at my door at night to be let in but im too tired from work > youll only be a in my life a few more years > but Ill be in yours youll whole life > i know your time is coming to and end soon > yet i still dont make time for you > im sorry i love you > i know when you leave me ill regret not spending time with > im sorry and i love you
Jason Russell
>be me driving around town at night > just bought red sports car no idea about name not good with cars. > purchase machine guns > purchase leather jacket > tired of crime in streets. > NotbatmanbutIwantmakedifference/jpg. > Two homos fighting in street with sword > Excuse me sir "No Sex/ swords in my Town" > No Listen lightning storm peepee get raised > Fire guns No good > One guy literrally murders other guy with sword. > "Oh, shit son I was just playin!" > Wake up dick is hard Cops charge me for dead body head off say I jerk off while lightning storm. >Get of jail watch highlander. Jerk of to my life story. No homo
Isaiah Clark
Hey shut up maybe I spent all your abortion money on your new toys, ever think about that?
Kayden Gomez
still no rp with me
Christopher Nguyen
>Anyway, I'm going back to bed. Good night, daddy.
Ryder Myers
this is /thread right here
anyone selfish enough to bring a child into this world deserves to be burned
burn all reproducers
burn them all
yes i know a few of them
yes i call them my friends
burn them
Wyatt Diaz
/thread
Owen Bennett
>heh, nothing personnel kid...
Lucas Thomas
thanks
Levi King
This here. I've had a pet cockatiel for a few months now and i know she'll be with me until i'm at least 30. Can't imagine the things she'll go through with me and how it'll feel once i finally lose her.