Oh god, daddy! Thank fuck you're still here

>Oh god, daddy! Thank fuck you're still here.

>I just had the most awful dream. In it, you never met mommy, and you never had me. All you did was sit at the computer for hours and posted on a web-site dedicated to images. For almost the entire day; for hours and hours at a time. You didn't have any friends. You didn't have a job. You didn't leave the house. You never fell in love. You barely had any family. All you had was the internet, and your dark, messy room whom you never let the sunlight in.

>It was absolutely terrible, but I'm so glad it was just a dream. Anyway, I'm going back to bed. Good night, daddy.

good night kiddo

Hey now, where do you think your going? Come back here baby girl.

Well...ahm..ok good night

One day you'll learn friends are fake, and once you have a full time job and can't escape debt you'll realize the pointlessness of it.

My only true regret is you. I should not have brought a soul into this world. It's horrible here. You can't even control yourself. Everyone believes in a God but... There is no god here.

Only pain, lies, death, and taxes.

Watch your mouth, young lady.

I'd probably blame the vasectomy for you not existing, not so much the web browsing. But what do I know.

>i dont have kids
>i just talked to a goost

fuck u nomie roastie bich *decapitates her* lol nothing personnnenl but theres nothing wrongu with browsing image boards all day u dum roastie normie cunt

>"Joke's on you, cunt, it wasn't a dream"
>grin maliciously
>she ceases to exist

RRREEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE GET OUT OF MY ROOM IT WAS NOT A DREAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm sorry you had such a bad nightmare. Why don't you take your mothers spot while she's gone?

Then you should've manned up and had me aborted.

awww op doesn't want to rp with me?

...

OP's currently going through a bottle of champagne to make the voices go away, sweetie.

well hurry up and finish.

And Im coming with you Sweet Honey drop of mine...Were going to have lots of fun

>I had a very similar dream.
>Too bad I have it every night and it feels more real than this.
>I'm grateful I have you and your mother.
>I'm grateful this is real.

I don't want children or get married. I might be all that she said plus kissless virgin at 24 but at least I am not a slave.

...

Don't knock it 'til you tried it, you unloved carnal penalty.

bump

P-please, please don't go away,
don't... go... away

It's like a membership program you can't opt out of, pretty shitty if you ask me.

well don't have to worry about your genes fucking things up i guess.

Pretty much. The only reason you even give a shit about reproduction is because you're programmed to.

Don't worry, sweetheart, it was just a nightmare. Now come here and get into bed, beside me.

>got my cat when i was like 4 or 5 im 20 now
>i love this cat my best friend growing up
>there for me when my parents got divorced
>there for me when i went through bad breakups
>now im older and working alot
>i know you just want to play or be petted
> i know you just want me to be with you all the time like when i was young
> ive stepped on you on accident and hurt you yet you still forgive me
> you meow at my door at night to be let in but im too tired from work
> youll only be a in my life a few more years
> but Ill be in yours youll whole life
> i know your time is coming to and end soon
> yet i still dont make time for you
> im sorry i love you
> i know when you leave me ill regret not spending time with
> im sorry and i love you

>be me driving around town at night
> just bought red sports car no idea about name not good with cars.
> purchase machine guns
> purchase leather jacket
> tired of crime in streets.
> NotbatmanbutIwantmakedifference/jpg.
> Two homos fighting in street with sword
> Excuse me sir "No Sex/ swords in my Town"
> No Listen lightning storm peepee get raised
> Fire guns No good
> One guy literrally murders other guy with sword.
> "Oh, shit son I was just playin!"
> Wake up dick is hard Cops charge me for dead body head off say I jerk off while lightning storm.
>Get of jail watch highlander. Jerk of to my life story. No homo

Hey shut up maybe I spent all your abortion money on your new toys, ever think about that?

still no rp with me

>Anyway, I'm going back to bed. Good night, daddy.

this is /thread right here

anyone selfish enough to bring a child into this world deserves to be burned

burn all reproducers

burn them all

yes i know a few of them

yes i call them my friends

burn them

/thread

>heh, nothing personnel kid...

thanks

This here. I've had a pet cockatiel for a few months now and i know she'll be with me until i'm at least 30. Can't imagine the things she'll go through with me and how it'll feel once i finally lose her.