How many of you have broken into a house? What was it like? Did you stake it out before hand...

How many of you have broken into a house? What was it like? Did you stake it out before hand? What kind of planning was involved? Did you target that house for anything in specific?
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Ive broken into a couple, had to run out of a few also.
Wasnt even trying to rob them was just needing excitment
Spontaneous always, i never planned anything

Dont really recommend it unless you are a dog whisperer dogs give yoy away so fast.

Any experience dealing with authorities? Were they ever called?

What if dogs aren't an issue.

No no cops, some people yelled after me and had some lights turned on when i was in the house which was spooky.
But all the clise calls were with dogs that i didnt see or realise were there

somebody broke into my house and i hit them with a bat
i have a gun now

Yeah, doggos aren't an issue.

Just think sneaky and its no problem, practice being quiet in your house, and wear dark, tight clothes that wobt get caught in anything
Good luck!

Have fun getting surprised and shot to death. Kek. You're going to deserve it and when you are, think of me before you bleed out faggot.

When I was in 7th grade my parents were landlords of a few houses, one was right across the street from our home so I knew what time the guy was at work and what times he was home. He had also just recently broke up with his girlfriend so nobody was ever home.

I got the spare keys from my dad's safe, and went into his house stole a few DVDs, CDs, and watched some homemade porn of his hot ass girlfriend.

Went back a second time a few days later, and surprisingly he was still there but in the shower so i freaked out and took me a few months before I decided to go back in again.

Third time I stoles $500 he had in his drawers, I watched some more of his homemade porn, and went on a shopping spree.

He noticed the $500 missing, and then finally CDs and DVDs and called the cops and reported it to my parents to see if we had seen anything... I never went back, and I never did it again

>goin' in when they're actually home
c'mon man.

Yeah when I was a teenager. Ended up burning the place down, but the fucked up thing is that when the firefighters came, they found homeowners stash of pizza and hotdogs and maps and then V& him.

The same house twice in a row
Totally spontaneous
Weren't home, no pets, no cops

Never tried it again. Well, once I broke into my sister's apartment through her window when she was in class for my mom, bc she thought my sister was selling off her gold jewlery at a pawn

I did get told off by the police for that one bc my sister reported a breaking not knowing it was me (I was super young and made a lot of rookie mistakes) and had to go to the police station and explain it was just little old me before they would pull the report

This.


bunch of niggers in this thread. enter my domicile and eat 12gauge and/or hollow points.

folks have the right to kill you if you break in, do not be a nigger and think you can do whatever the fuck you want with no accountability.

or do it, get killed. less niggers in this shit hole world.

Rookie mistakes? Such as?

OP here.
Totally agree that they do. The point is not getting caught. Don't get caught, no chest full of 00.

that's from the plot of Donnie darko you fucking idiot

In highschool there was a really rich neighborhood under construction. All the houses were on huge secluded lots. We used to "break in" when the power was on for inside construction but no one living there and throw keg parties with DJs and shit. Like damned movies. Was fun. Running from cops was even more fun.

Not putting things back where I found them, too many things moved around for someone to think it was their own fault, touching things I weren't sure would lead to what I wanted to find (like don't go in their damn kitchen cabinets man), staying too long, leaving drawers slightly open, not bothering to put the fucking frame back on the window lmaoooo

In all fairness I honestly thought she would know it was me

The second time I went through the same house twice I didn't make any mistakes and never got caught. Get in, get out, don't touch everything

AND I KNOW THE FIRST TIME IS EXCITING and you want to look through their mail and shit and clothes, unless you know they got designer just don't

Don't take their phones, laptops, or designer hand bags

No shit. I wrote that fucking screenplay, it was based on my childhood, dipshit.

If you're resorting to home break-ins then you will rely on that plan until something goes wrong and stops you. Either a cop arresting you and sending you to jail for an extended period of time since you do major time for that shit. Or getting caught and or beat the fuck up or shot and killed. It's all a matter of time. You'll think you can just pull 1 more quick job to get by or to solve whatever money problem you currently have. No one can stop you if you are so inclined, all I can say is if/when you get caught or shot, face your punishment like a man.

Dubs of truth.

This

And "don't" tell the cops Sup Forums made you do it. We "don't" need them shutting this site down on us

I enter homes often. I never steal... I do sometimes collect items. I always leave my seed in a special place. Pro-Tip: Teenagers never lock the doors when they leave.

Douche

Nice.

I work apartment maintenance, so not breaking in, but if have sniffed and seeded many hot girls panties. Found nudes, didlos, drugs....

Its fun to go in people's private areas. About to start messing with hidden cameras >:)

OP,

If you're doing this ANYWHERE in the USA, you should probably consider your odds. There are 300+ MILLION guns by private owners in the states. We have more guns than people.

Your odds are pretty fuckin' bad. It's not a matter of not getting caught. You WILL get caught and you'll have your guts blown out. Fucking granny's have pieces these days. There's no safe way to rob a house.

It's not a money issue. It's a getting even issue. 1 in, and I'm out out.

Also if people are pricks, have put toothbrushes in my ass and wiped cum in their cups and such.

I am an asshole.

I know they have a gun. But i'm goin' in when they wont be home.

I used to do that when i was maintenance. It was high end townhomes tho so im pretty sure at least half had security camaras. I fucked so many rich white girls tho. And seen soo many naked girls out the shower. Perks of the job.

When you -think- they aren't home.

Also, do you have ANY fuckin' idea how many people have home security cameras connected to their iphones and shit these days? They'll drive 5-10 min home and blast your ass while you're sniffing some panties or some shit.

There are things you don't do anymore. Never rob a house or a bank. It's suicide now.

i used to work for a construction company that did alot of house building when the housing boom was huge. i had a cushy ass job of being a errand guy and making sure materials such as tile, wood flooring and paint and stuff were delivered. shit was a goldmine of that sort of stuff. also i was responsible of newly finished houses and making sure they were locked up and stuff. most of the high end houses had expensive appliances and flat screen tvs. i always thought about getting a crew and just robbing shit that wasnt bolted to the ground. lot of people dont know this but they leave alot of building material unsecured

I know these people. I know the house. I know what they have. And I know where what I want is.I know how to get to where I need to as quickly as possible.
5-10 minutes wouldn't matter. I'll be out in less than 1.

I'm just looking for mainly past experience recollections.

i had a similar job. the shit that tenents left out in the open was crazy and lots of single females waking around their apartments in just a towel.

Yup. That was great.

Had a block that was somehow full of cute college girls. For some reason that block got all of the college girls. Had a milf block too and a high school girls block. I fucked 3 cute high school volleyball players... i was 20 at the time. That was the best job ever. I came so much in those girls pantie drawers. Got tempted by a lot of 13yo girls..... seen some incest action from a brother and siter that were around 12 or 14.

It was a good job.

I'd believe that Richard Kelly has nothing better to do than brose Sup Forums.

> break into houe at age of 13
> not planned me and my friends did it on a dare
> no one was home house was creepily quiet
> absolutely convinced owner was around every corner
> we spend about forty minutes goofying around.
> friend found his porno stash really fucked up bondage and s&m shit mixed in with vanilla porn mags
> we took most of the vanilla ones, i slipped a couple of the hardcore ones in as well out of curiousity to view by myself later on
> friend spills hte rest out across his bed and wrote fucking perv on top of them using mustard
> we thought it was super hilarious to rub our junk all over the guys food and his clothes and pillow

> left afterwards
> nevr saw cops over or anyhting so he was probably to embarrassed to say anything since all we took was some porn

Only did it once my first year of a high school I ditched class to smoke a blunt with a kid I knew from middle school he was a gangbanger but he always smoked me out and was pretty chill. After we finished the blunt one of his other friends came and picked us up in his car, I thought we were going to go get more blunt wraps but he said he needed to make a quick stop first and we ended up in a cul-de-sac in front of some drug dealers house. I was just the lookout but I also went inside because they needed helping searching for stuff. One of the last times I ever smoked with this guy again outside of a party.