OK faggots, Club Kek is open for business

OK faggots, Club Kek is open for business.

>Singles: You're not on the list.
>Dubs: Come on in
>Trips: VIP pass
>Quads: Manager's Suite pass
>Quints: You're the new manager (set new rules)

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I called in advance to confirm my reservation

Sorry sirs, your names aren't on the list. You'll have to leave.

You too, get out.

can I come in please ?

let's get sum pussi tonight

I'm gunna need you both to back away from the door.

I think you got it wrong fag I'm on the list

let me in

requesting permission to penetrate

Don't tell me how to do my job. Go away.

demanding entrance

I'll have one alcohol please.

Permission denied

my girl is already inside

Alright faggots, who else is comming VIP with me?

i'm coming in there

888 poker table in VIP section?

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check em im a vip

get the fuck outta my way cocksucker

You all look too young, get out of here before you're b&'d.

Greetings, sir. Right this way.

Let roll

fuck you nigger

Eat shit

ha i made it. allahuakbar

Checked

Out of my way, nigger

Fight me you lil' faggot bouncer I will rape your mother

I got dubs I swear lemme in.

YEE MOTHERFUCKER YEE

Hey, i'm the boss's son, let me in or you get fired.

As your new manager fuck yourself

let me in you boiled cock

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fuck so close.

Pls

Hey shithead, let me in.

swear on me mavvers life i got dubs guv!

Im eating a pear.

i hope this fake id gets me in....

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Quints = blackjack and hookers for everyone on OPs tab

Let's play the rape game

let me in faggot, my cousins are gonna roll by later if you dont

im in

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calculating my numbers

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Make way a actual dubs carrying card member is coming through

*sneak to get in*

I'll just have a virgin rum & coke on the rocks with no ice. Extra dry.

God damn let me in!

check 'em

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Pardon me.

I think this note should convince you to let me in.

Make way, plebs. The manager is here.

I'll just make my way in real quick.

LET ME IN

forgot my id

Terminal cancerps patient fag here, Hhhhhrrrrrrrgggghhhh let me iINNNNN

I own this place

This club look so shitty

Plz let in i got purple drank

yo bruh, what's up tonight ? any pussies inside ?

Yeah, yeah. I got my ID right here. It's- uh, YEAH it's legit I promise.

*ano- eru-*

Let me in

yes u do

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I'll let myself in.

security is tight today. watch this

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Ah, more guests. Welcome! Have a seat, would you like something to drink?

Nigggerrrrssss

Check these Quints

Let me in im on the fucking list

Let me the fuck in

*mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

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Let me the fuck in cunt.

let me in faggot

I had a spot reserved

Rollerino

If i don't get in I'll rape my dick

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As a VIP member i demand access to this club

kkk

Fuck this club anyway

This club is lame anyway

Move queef I'm coming in

Check em, my name is on the list.

Rolling

Damn, so close.

hey uh my girl went in earlier, i should be on the list

Step aside homie

Let me in faggot

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Ayyyy check my dubs faggot