Hey Sup Forums ama 26 bi kiwi femanon

Hey Sup Forums ama 26 bi kiwi femanon
Long time lurker, never posted...
Friday night, live alone, drinking... watching House... usually would be gaming but trying to cut back.

inb4 nude shots, sharpie in pooper, face shots

What you game?

face shot please..

Minecraft usually. But constantly. Same quirks over and over. Play The Icewind Dales repetitively, some what obsessively and Sims because I like the repetition and easy satisfaction. Bought myself Killing Floor 2 and Baulders Gate for Christmas. Finished Baulders Gate within a week or so.

nope.

Mammaries or abscond from thine thread wench!

Console or pc?

are you fucking blind

PC master race

Hey can I see your mouth full of spit? Maybe stick your toungue out and drool

Gurl pucci or gtfo

mmmmore mmmammaries

KIWI \o/

Nipples plz

If dubs you become my girlfriend :^)

From NZ too. Auckland? Fucked up on morphine atm

You got a dingo?

>watching House.
My nigga

>Hey Sup Forums ama 26 bi kiwi femanon

Lies you aren't a sheep.

Sorry best I could do....

lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages....

meh, I'm waiting house. Wait your patience

you got 77 but not at the end does that count?

Wellington xxx what part of auck?

nah but i got a kekapo hes super cute

fucking ae. rewatching from the start for the 2nd time currently on S05E07

maahhhhhh

Dam, but im back down there for uni soon! Living in Epsom fam.

>lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages....

Gross :/

>Epsom
ooo posh kient ae... i was unitec so lived in the accommodation there... in pt chev/mt albert

lol i'm single... don't sleep around.. why would I shave?

You on your period?

If you've never played Baldur's gate, they are 10/10 imo. I've played them every year since they came out.
>am 24 now for reference.
Am rewatching house myself again. Great series.

no not currently. had it like week or so ago

>lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages....
I don't mind a hairy snatch

I don't mind unshaved at all
Go right ahead.

>nah but i got a kekapo hes super cute
show him

fat

Oh odd

Sorry am incredibly stoned, missed that you finished them, what did you think?

Let's see that ass OP!

my dad and brothers are obsessed with it so been in my face since as long as i can remember... played it through once but prefer icewind dale.

I think you are the minority but i could be wrong

I haven't seen him in ages. :( but i hear him

167cm 62kg 35in bust 27in waist 37in hips 23in thighs. general size 8-10nz

Satan says

Ever played payday2 ?

Why arent you snuggled with someone right now

Do it OP

stick your tongue out or lick your lips

whats odd?

jeepers for those trips guess i have to... but my cameras shit and i'm a little tipsy have no idea how to take teh shot

whats that

recently put a trespass order on my property against my abusive ex, my latest gf broke up with me in nov, girl I'm currently courting we haven't got to that level yet, haven't put tindr back on my phone and don't go trawling for dick in town

Find a way, Lucifer demands it

post a picture of your sheep

Come snuggle with me
How tall are you in american?

What part of NZ

Nonono, not the minority at all. We'd love to see a nice hairy one

Love it hairy, let's take a look!

Game about bank robbers doing heists

>lol do I have to? haven't shaved in ages...

Kik? Let's see that butthole

Sharpie in pooper as well

Long time lurker? Wtf

sorry best i can do... i don't know how other people get better shots... i need more practice..

*snuggles* i dunno 5"4? google 167cm

Welly

She's fat/chubby/"thick"
Gl;hf

>Minecraft
Filthy casual

what were you expecting it's Sup Forums

i posted my stats weight/inches wise

Of all the boards, why do you browse Sup Forums?

>snuggles* i dunno 5"4?
Nice, im 191cm

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2cute4me in that skirt

>cheekies
HNNNNGGGGGGGF

dunno. an ex showed me years and years ago. got hooked. mainly go for the YLYL and R34 threads. sometimes i go on x and read the ghost stories. i like the ones about the sknwalkers

yeyyyy love tall guys

glad you like :)

also no bait wise but I'm working on loosing weight. lost 7kg last year but put it on again after i quit smoking. I'm used to being 52-54kg. so currently have about 10kg to go. should take about 2 months.

Moreee

Still waiting on the unshaved. Gettin restless over here.
Like what I've seen so far though

Why no full nude shot?

Youre a lil tall yourself
Also manlets btfo
Also do you go to /fit/ too?

>Why no full nude shot?
May not be here for yhe sexual attention, atleast not yet
Gotta ease her into it, warm her up
We're a big cock and she hasnt had it in a while

>mainly go for the YLYL
Confirmed banna poster
I hope you burn

i know y'all like feet.

too fat for my liking

lol i'm short asf

lol had big cock. honestly if i looked how i want to look id be showing that shit off

fucking hate that banana shit it's summer cancer that infected my precious Sup Forums
only go for the racist shit. have a folder

Watching any good tv shows? Been itching to watch some

show poosey already

Oh please you prolly aint even fat.

>have a folder
Holy shit, post it.
Secret ylyl thread

Dubs and you show titties

Go to vocaroo and record you saying this with your best acting
''oh my god your dick is huge, it's way bigger than my boyfriends, mmm yeah fuck me fuck yeah your huge cock feels so good''
then make a another recording of you saying this:
''I'm sorry for cheating on you, his dick was just so big I couldn't help myself please dont hate me''

nothing would give me more pleasure

This

ITT: despera virgins.

>t. Berniefag

DO IT
I NEED IT

>t. Frenchman

my humor is dry asf

commencing dump

I'm Swedish actually

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I'm not a cuck I imagine myself as a bull
don't lie you watch cuck porn and do that to
everyone does

Show clit pls. I haven't seen one in ages

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google it

biggest you've had?

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Kek

This
amen

7 and a half

Checked

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i did it but can't upload the file

Oh fair Maiden, bestow upon us plebs the full glory of your bare bosoms.

Do the slam pig pose for us

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Do you let people cum on your face? In your pussy? How hairy is your pussy currently?