Sup Forums, how do I get laid?
Pic related, it's my dick.
Sup Forums, how do I get laid?
Pic related, it's my dick.
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You can start by not sending them dick pics every time you start a conversation
Are legal consequences important to you?
Fuck my fiance wants you to tribute you with that cock I showed her and she said whoa! And want to see how much you can cum
Small ass dick. I think you have a chance though, Just try to enter this pussy, up to your neck.
HOW ELSE WILL U KNO WHAT I GOT
I'll give u nudes/ig of this girl if u cock few pics
Moar
Step 1
>Stop thinking getting laid involves your dick in any way
Rinse and repeat.
Post a throw away email and I'll give u 2 4 1
Can you do a cock and cum tribute for her she loves yours too by the way
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She can't stop starring and want to see it against her ass
Thst that chick the other one in leggings
Not that chick
No
put it in an anus or vagina
move rhythmically
ejaculate without permission
spread your hiv if anus
spread your shitty genetics if vagina
end of day asking how to put it in a hole and cum is about as pathetic as it gets unless you're a slav crouching on your crouch computer outside, between slav burgers you bought you decide to slav all over your slav with a slav.
Why is your dick all mutilated like that?
Are you jewish?
Why get laid if you won't feel any of it because your parents got tricked by a kyke doctor and mutilated your dick.
shit bro ur fucked without any sex.
But muh feelers
what feelers? your kyke doctor cut those off remember? you can't feel, that's the issue here. your parents were tricked by the kyke
kek op doesn't get it.
you can't unmutilate a dick by pretending it's not mutilated.
U do a vid of jerking off to one of em and I'll post her nude here talking about these two by the way
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Put it in a pussy. Pic related
Stop lurking Sup Forums so much. Start interacting with the type of people you are attracted to. Hint at sexual attraction. Get shot down. Move on. Wash-rinse-repeat until one bites. Spend time with the one who bites until things get sexual.
>those homorroids