Can we spread a rumor that Nintendo Switch gives you cancer?
Can we spread a rumor that Nintendo Switch gives you cancer?
Logan Lee
Wyatt Bell
It IS cancer.
Owen Campbell
Good one, will definately catch on.
Noah Diaz
Your thread gave me cancer
Michael Price
No, because thats fucking stupid
You've got to be more subtle, like say it uses conflict minerals that children have to mine and they're getting cancer or something
Use your head stupid.
Jackson Moore
The new Zelda comes also to the Wii U.... WHAT THE FUCK, y buying the switch?
Noah Hernandez
Maybe do something like it's battery emits some sort of cancer emitting signal when it's in it's portable mode.
Oliver Davis
Don't need to, it's gonna sell like people think that already
Daniel Price
>cancer emitting signal
Dad thing is there's probably people with us in this thread that legit find this very plausible and well-worded.
Michael Brown
That would require buying a Wii U
Juan Cox
Or that the Nintendo switch is now designed to handle urban environments, and can now survive heights from up to 6 feet on any surface.
Joshua Ortiz
Sarcasm or r u being srs?
Eli Taylor
Nitendo Switch wireless capabilities cause cancer, this prompts other manufactures to be more careful of the frequency of current and past wireless devices.
Oliver Anderson
>dad thing
Landon Morgan
Let's not and say we did...
Bentley Bell
samefag
Ethan Cooper
Samefagging this hard..
Jacob Baker
...
Andrew Roberts
check em again (samefag)
Jordan Johnson
>If the Nintendo switch crashes, turn off and put in freezer for 10 mins, it will "work" afterwards.
Some people may be retarded enough to fall for this
Brayden Anderson
Yes please
Jaxson Edwards
Checked
Carter Perez
Double checkd
Nolan Perez
Damn so close
Eli Lewis
Checkd
Kevin Cruz
This is now a get thread
Zachary Morgan
all this get, also that 66 88, satan is here guys, make nintendo proud
Brody Anderson
Dubs confirms it checked
Camden Green
Switch prototypes recalled after overheating system's causes plastic to melt - is the Switch more powerful than the PS4 pro?
That'll spark off some basement rage
Hudson Gutierrez
Singles means the kek gods are watching this thread
Charles Hernandez
Confirmed
Bentley Young
fuck your gay idea
Blake Gutierrez
Dubs
Thomas Lee
le reddit army is on the case XD
Christian Walker
Trips means OP is gay
Singles means OP is the lord of gays
Nathaniel Perry
xD Hell Yeah!
Luke Thompson
Checked
Hudson Edwards
Le epic trol Xdddddd hahahahH
Michael Collins
69 checked
Julian Reed
not your army, kiddo
get cancer
Levi Wood
Nintdo Switch maked your children autistic
Aaron Lewis
Actually both no, I am 18 but until now that was my only post in this thread.
Cooper Thomas
It's not a rumor, it already gave me cancer...
Owen Martin
I really don't know where the dad came from (behind). I was sure I double checked and it said "the".