Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Ikaros claimed.

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(Ika)
No I don't. I just frequently see her on here. She seems like a nice person.
She once had a quarrel because she was defending you. It was cute, she really likes you and wants to help you.

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Holy shit you got hit by a car?
I actually did once a long time ago, a bus moving at like 15 mph

So what all are you up to?

Probably. Some people there are probably into traps and crossdressers

Did a lab, and will soon play a game of Dark Heresy with tsun yun, polish holo, and mugen

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I know...
What was she defending from?

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(Chara)
I just didn't tell you since i thought annoying you with stupid issues wasn't a good idea, i'm pretty sure that Sonata wanted others to refer to her as a male though...i think, at least that's what an old friend told me.

You monster! That was supposed to be my last image!

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Just wasting an hour or two before going to bed

She said you're a nice person while some other user said you and people with similar conditions should be put in the furnance like Jews.

Tell me, what do you think of Sonata Blue?

Well, he/she/it never told me how to refer them and since they're apparently a good cook I'll refer to her as a female.

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No one has any airing or recently aired anime they would recommend?

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Oh have you? That's kinda cool, how did you feel about it?
Then what can I say to make you believe the opposite?

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I hate being called that
Y-yeah a lot of people don't like me very much... but i am a very nice person
Sonata is my nigga, waifu material, etc

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Yuno Gasai is mine

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REtard Koishi!

Sounds Good my dude. Hope you have a nice sleep when it's time

Youjo senki is dumb, but my kind of dumb. its on episode three now

I'll be the judge of who I think are nice.
You're doing a good job so far at being nice

Until then... flirting with my girlfriend. She's lovely

It's not yaoi is it?

So by following your logic you should refer to me as a male since i'm a very bad cook u.u

Geez...are there still people that like her?

I know, that's why i'm using that word u.u

Sounds like a fun bunch.
Probably? I'd say more than likely actually.

3-gatsu no Lion, um, that's about all I have for now, sorry.

Disgusted, but not really that upset about it. And after a point you start seeing live ones anyway.
My mind has already been set.

Speak of the devil, and here I am
How are you?

sometimes i'm too nice and people use me...
you're hurting my feelings when you do such things...

Tell me about her!

Think of world war 2 with a magic lolli

Yeah, more than likely

Shoukd be starting in a moment

What is it about?

revy chan

>Until then... flirting with my girlfriend. She's lovely
Such a faggot.

>magic
>loli
>nazis

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Did no one tell you yet that trans people are the most sexist of them all?
Since there's no proof but actual feelings most trans tend to go by stereotypes

Also Yuno isn't a bad waifu

Lovely sweetheart~
I'm great~

Use you for what?

Ask her yourself YES! ABSOLUTELY!

For lewd.
Where is Sabagebu-user?

Absolutely fucking gay.

Gone, I think.

Umi~

That's good!
We just got a flash-flood warning for the area that was a little spooky. I had hoped it'd wake up my friend, though.

Left some days ago. Said he won't come back anymore.

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I learned from the best... from you

I hope nothing happens to you.

What's not to like about her? There is nobody else that even comes close to her in terms of being waifu material.

I just don't get it why people like so much the yandere type.

Try to come up with a better combination then, nazis always improve everything.

I didn't mean to, sorry...you know i was joking anyways u.u

Evening, Ika.

Pretty sure the biggest gay here is Mako. She's a total faggot.

-sighs- how boring
it hurts

Loli

Like I said, a special kind of dumb. Pic related, psychopathic loli

So you are Chara's gf? I hope you have a nice relationship

You mean some that are about to die?
That's spooky.
There's no helping it then, prepare yourself for disappointment.

-brushes your hair- i have the same lesbian haircut as your waifu

Boo!

It's gonna be okay, I shouldn't be going out anywhere for most of the day. They do usually like to get food, though.

Sure am! I like to think we do, it certainly seems like we do.

-is startled and falls on her butt-

Eh, I'm just tired of nazis.

Poor mind broken little thing.

Depends on the Yandere. I found Yuno to be a good waifu.
She'd do everything for you. Doesn't care about your looks, your situation, your problems, your disabilities, your sicknesses, nothing... she just is there and supports you and protects you.

I mean it's pretty hard to top Mako

Yeah, I know. Well at least someone interesting showed up. Namely you.
How was your day? I suppose boring but you have to live?
What are your hobbies?

Great! So I have you all for myself! Until I have to go again to work in the appartment tomorrow... damn

Hello Ika, long time no see. How have you been?

It's not a lesbian haircut!

I don't know about that, I seem to do it all the time.

I don't have any hobbies
And I'm not interesting at all
how about you?

>pretty sure the biggest gay here is mako
>she's a huge faggot
I have to try harder then

YAY! Chara is great, take care of her

At least watch the first episode

-hugs you from behind- i've missed you, nep

Still not topping Mako

I kinda doubt that... so you just sit at home all day after work? What do you do before and after work?

'Course you do!
What are you gonna work on tomorrow?

Of course! I want to make her happy.

Good luck in being more of a faggot than Mako, you'll need it

Please, the only ones gayer than me, is Chara, Vert, and Yohane.

>Back to sleep I go.

Skipped the last 3 months of class but graduated highschool anyway, so now I have even more free time, and yeah, I've missed you too, have you been up to anything?

I told you i would come ^.^

You know, that tells a lot about you, i'm wondering if you wish to have someone that is that protective towards you as well, and also that will never stop loving you.

She's like Navi, but instead of repeating "Listen" she'll just say "Yukiiii!" Instead, don't know, just found her annoying.

Can you feel pain?

I'd be too if i was you, since everyone posts nazi waifus every now and then on these threads.

I jog in the morning, bathe, eat breakfast, walk my dogs read and then work
nice satanic trips~ and you should've went to school what's wrong with you ._.

Yes... you sadist

Painting walls again probably. Needs to be white after all. My mom will lay tiles again.

Go to bed fagbag, I know Anya told you to.

It really does tell something about me. My preferences mostly, yes. I wouldn't want her to kill somebody thoughg for no reason at all

I mean you could also probably just ask me or my girlfriend and you'd get the same information out of it, but okay.

What kinds of books do you read? Thriller?

Well, it's made by studio Shaft.
It follows a Shougi player, but it's more about his interactions and relationships with others, so that first part kind of seems to take a backseat.
It seemed interesting enough for me to pick up, and it's still airing. Depending on my mood, it might be the only show I watch this season.

They surely will die at some point, but they are very much alive when you seen them.
That's my secret, I'm always disappointed.

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I'm not sure you can do it.

Mm, I kind of like long hair, it can be a bitch to maintain though.

I topped Mako yesterday thank you very much!

You're my faggot though

I was ""sick"", anyway, I got my diploma, now I should get more papers like driving license and what not.

I read school textbooks

So true... how long is your hair?

Ah, I need to learn to drive too! Are you still thinking about joining the, ukno...

Woah, how did you pull that off? Tell me.

I thought you were done with highschool? Or do you read college books? What do you study then?

Well, next year I could get called if there aren't enough recruits, if I get called it would be a nice experience I guess, hell, I could even stay, right now I'm just slacking around until I turn 18.

I yam done with high school, i mostly read science and math textbooks because it's the most interesting to me.
High school textbooks

youtube.com/watch?v=hoXlhYyr5XY

The military will change you and you won't be a slacker anymore~

Exciting, I'm sure. Still, progress is always good!
>preferences
Well, for what it's worth, I'm gonna be right here with you loving you!

Oh hey, you the same Nep that Haruhi was talking about?

I always wondered why people linked music

Just below shoulder length.

I, uh, I was saying lewd things there... Top as in, you know, dom...

I never thought vanilla protein shakes tasted so good

カラミチーマス

Did you forget already about me? Guess i'm not that important anyways...

I'm not like that u.u

I feel like the only good thing about her is that it would always keep you entertained having an exciting life is a good thing as well, why do you feel the need to be protected though?

Hopefully, but I won't be able to slack for long, gotta get a job and so, you, nothing interesting lately?
Maybe, who's asking?

Do you just leave when you see them?
Also that's a good philosophy, I have a similar mindset.