Has Sup Forums accepted daddy Trump as their god yet?

Has Sup Forums accepted daddy Trump as their god yet?
>Pray to a shrine every night
>Perform rituals
>Accept Hillary Clinton as Satan

Hell yeah user

Daddy trump will forgive our sins

Nobody is my god.

I'm not a cuckold.

No real man would ever EVER call anybody his god.

(Unless it's really God, then that's okay)

So close for trips :(

Shutup athiestanon

I believe in god, truth twister.

Bow down to daddy trump.

nope

Trump inauguration 250,000
anti trump rally 500,000

sad

No man bows to any man.

Cuckold.

ITT: trolls trolling trolls and in the same time trolls trolling themselves

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Why cant people just love trump.

It's time to stop feeding the trolls and drinking the tears.

Keep Calm and be Great Again.

Hail Daddy Trump

Kys nigger

And how would you know god when you saw him.

Sounding like a liberal user.

>why can't people just agree with me I mean it's the current year

because he's a narcissistic orange douche-bag who just wants to play king of the world for a while.

>posts fake numbers

Because my face would melt, duh. Haven't you seen Indiana Jones?

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they are quite real.
kid

Yeah.
trump DID post fake numbers.
Butthurt yet?

Children out!

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Never...Never in a Million years

trump is our true savior

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that's because illegals can't :^j

Tears joke?

Isn't that a BLM thing?

Are you lifting joke premises from BLM?

Fucking degenerate.

i reckon it's a SJW tears thing.. which is a flip on the male tears thing.
the fuck this gotta do with BLM?

Fucking degenerate comedy-hating piece of shit.

Be funnier.

tell better jokes, faget

Fucking degenerate. I hate your kind so much.

Ball's in your court not mine. You're the Black Lives Matter supporter so you're already in quicksand.

>jeb on the milk carton

holy fuck my sides

Fact: All trump haters are privileged faggot white college students.

Another trumpian "fact" with exactly zero truth behind it

What makes me fucking laugh about this is that now is not the time to protest... It was during the election... Now deal with it.

Better to be a puppet than a strong rival, right?

That is not a fact and you know it. There is no way to quantify what you just said, so on top of being not true, it's unscientific.

But I guess this was an attempt as humor or getting out some kind of aggression. It wasn't successful in being a clever joke, so I guess this is just teenage-like angst.

For being somebody who hates liberals so much, you sure act like them.

what? no i'm not. fuck those dindu's.
fucking idiots chose mike 'not quite faster than a speeding bullet' brown to be their poster boy.
then they get pissed about the kid pretending to pull a gun on a cop and getting shot.

Truth. Trump haters need to suck it up and bow down to daddy.

GOTT MIT UNS

Spoken like a true autist

Stop backpedaling, BLM loser.

strong rival? bitch couldn't even walk up the stairs unassisted.

she made bernie look spry

Yo you retarded?

Yo you nigger?

And Putin feared her for recognizing how easily we could have crippled his economy by taking away part of his sales of oil and gas to Europe.

That makes a strong rival.

I asked first, narcissist. Why are you so full of yourself like a typical liberal that you think you deserve your question answered first?

Fucking liberal piece of shit.

i'm sure you're an ok guy but, i dislike you.
you're mean and i don't like being lumped in with leftists.

How to start a shitstorm 101

Its not good to be a strong rival if it means the end of the fucking world.

Well then don't be a leftist.

>supports trump
>liberal

pick one.

Finally a semi blonde got into office. Blondes invent all the computers, electrinics and spin offs of electronics we use today. bill gates steve jobs this guy actually deserves to be president.

Agreed. We need to start populating the aryan race.

Stop trying to beckpedal, leftist narcissist.

lol you have to be not a fat neckbeard for that to happen, fatso.

So did this thread die?

you double nigger.

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wrong

Voted for Hilldog. This is FUCKING hilarious.

Stop politicizing memes. I just want to fucking laugh, you cunts.

Double wrong

Hail lord trump

Dubs

>implying if he wasn't, Sup Forums would bow down

Christ, Sup Forums really has done a number on Sup Forums hasn't it.

Get out

no u

Fact: All Trump voters have 6 toes and 1 kidney.

Fact: All Trump voters are single celled amoebas from the Pleistocene era.

truth

Wat? I dont understand how he lead onto him being a blm supporter he just said
"Tell better jokes"
There are a number of things he could've been referring to

Say that to my contractile vacuole and not online

Fact: All Trump voters are small dogs named Gerald.

Fact: All Trump haters are obese genderfluid basket-weaving majors

Not my president impeach

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Fact: All Trump voters are the reincarnation of Pope Gregory the Ninth.

mmm liberal tears mmmm so yummy

Fact: all facts fact fact facts factorial facts factoids fact.

>daddy Trump

Bastard (in need of a father figure) detected

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Fact: All Trump voters are well patinated oak chairs.

This joke is much too good for this thread.

Fact: All Trump voters are Fiat 500s given sentience by a magical genie

Fact: All Trump voters are anti-protons.

Fact: All Trump voters are perennial blue cornflowers.

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You insult Satan by saying Trump is he.

Fact: All Trump voters are energy saving street lighting