Ancient swamp dragon has arrived, and he is pissed

Ancient swamp dragon has arrived, and he is pissed.

Boss HP : 17.000

>Singles do nothing.
>Dubs do 1000 damage.
>Trips do 3000.
>Quads do 5000.
>Quints do 10.000.
>777 insta-kill boss.

Good luck.

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Instakill

Ez

Singles checkem

A critical failure. You stumble and fall on your face, again.

Checked, impressive.

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wub

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Taste my FIST

I will prevail

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ZYOOOOM

I raise my axe in attack to hit the first blow. Aiming for the neck of the truly awesome beast

Time to die dragun

AGAIN. NYOOOOM

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Roll

die, you fiend!

ATTACK

This nigga aint neva gonna die.

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Current HP: 15,000

Damn, I missed. FIST IN THE ASS

easy kill

Current HP: 14,000

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the peruvians will help us :D

kuh, not gonna stop. die you FIEND

Murder time

damn..

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I attack with China.

Oh shit, it nearly dead

CRITICAL HIT
Current HP: 9,000

Rolling to heal ancient swamp dragon for that sweet swamp dragon dick.

fuck. This time!

Checked

Current HP: 7,000

Dead.

not even meme magic can scratch it?

Why is he angry?

I'll kill it with my dick

The dragon dodges my attack, but this just makes me more angry. I raise my shield an with the force of a god slam the shield on his snout

I summon KEK

roll

Make that 11,000

Or not.

*casts Curaga*

LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!

INSTA GIB M8

Check em

kek

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rolling

YESS, KEK ANSWERED MY CALL

Your healing spell works! The swamp dragon is revitalised for 1,000HP!

Current HP: 8,000

rolling for dragon dick

Kek slays the dragon in one hit.

All praise kek

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Quads get

Oh shit RIP dragon

1 shot

>777

Fuck you dragon!

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What's this?

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dfw no holodecks to simulate these two fighting one another.

dead

I miss the blow but i knowni have one last chance before this monstrocity ends my life. Grasping my axes shaft i go for the soft neck if the dragon in hopes tonend its miserable life

I throw a rock at it before courageously throwing off a crude hand gesture.

Tavern whore.

lol fucking loser nerd

I piss at the dragon

I summon Wojak

The power of wojak landed an attack

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Hit em with the Quan!

>Secret double meme attack

Why'd you hit Enter so many times?

dayuuuuum!!!!
does this count as a hit?

Get 'em Sunohara!

Go insane doggo go

easy fight lol

HP 6000
Keep hitting it boys!

I throw a vial of Numidian Sodomite Virus at it.

On what, Kek already took it out sharp one. Wojak is worthless

HP 4000

are you retarded?

Yes

Someone make another thread with higher HP and stronger boss please

I'm gonna need the 20mm for this one

W E W L A D
E W E A D L
W E W D L A
L A D W E W
A D L E W E
D L A W E W

insta-kill boss.
OP's a fag. Dragons dead. PRAISE KEK.

No

maybe

Kill it

Praise kek

777

Now

BEWARE MY DUBS DEMON