Ancient swamp dragon has arrived, and he is pissed.
Boss HP : 17.000
>Singles do nothing.
>Dubs do 1000 damage.
>Trips do 3000.
>Quads do 5000.
>Quints do 10.000.
>777 insta-kill boss.
Good luck.
Ancient swamp dragon has arrived, and he is pissed.
Boss HP : 17.000
>Singles do nothing.
>Dubs do 1000 damage.
>Trips do 3000.
>Quads do 5000.
>Quints do 10.000.
>777 insta-kill boss.
Good luck.
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Singles checkem
A critical failure. You stumble and fall on your face, again.
Checked, impressive.
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wub
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Taste my FIST
I will prevail
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ZYOOOOM
I raise my axe in attack to hit the first blow. Aiming for the neck of the truly awesome beast
Time to die dragun
AGAIN. NYOOOOM
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Roll
die, you fiend!
ATTACK
This nigga aint neva gonna die.
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Current HP: 15,000
Damn, I missed. FIST IN THE ASS
easy kill
Current HP: 14,000
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the peruvians will help us :D
kuh, not gonna stop. die you FIEND
Murder time
damn..
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I attack with China.
Oh shit, it nearly dead
CRITICAL HIT
Current HP: 9,000
Rolling to heal ancient swamp dragon for that sweet swamp dragon dick.
fuck. This time!
Checked
Current HP: 7,000
Dead.
not even meme magic can scratch it?
Why is he angry?
I'll kill it with my dick
The dragon dodges my attack, but this just makes me more angry. I raise my shield an with the force of a god slam the shield on his snout
I summon KEK
roll
Make that 11,000
Or not.
*casts Curaga*
LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!
INSTA GIB M8
Check em
kek
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rolling
YESS, KEK ANSWERED MY CALL
Your healing spell works! The swamp dragon is revitalised for 1,000HP!
Current HP: 8,000
rolling for dragon dick
Kek slays the dragon in one hit.
All praise kek
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Quads get
Oh shit RIP dragon
1 shot
>777
Fuck you dragon!
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What's this?
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dfw no holodecks to simulate these two fighting one another.
dead
I miss the blow but i knowni have one last chance before this monstrocity ends my life. Grasping my axes shaft i go for the soft neck if the dragon in hopes tonend its miserable life
I throw a rock at it before courageously throwing off a crude hand gesture.
Tavern whore.
lol fucking loser nerd
I piss at the dragon
I summon Wojak
The power of wojak landed an attack
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Hit em with the Quan!
>Secret double meme attack
Why'd you hit Enter so many times?
dayuuuuum!!!!
does this count as a hit?
Get 'em Sunohara!
Go insane doggo go
easy fight lol
HP 6000
Keep hitting it boys!
I throw a vial of Numidian Sodomite Virus at it.
On what, Kek already took it out sharp one. Wojak is worthless
HP 4000
are you retarded?
Yes
Someone make another thread with higher HP and stronger boss please
I'm gonna need the 20mm for this one
W E W L A D
E W E A D L
W E W D L A
L A D W E W
A D L E W E
D L A W E W
insta-kill boss.
OP's a fag. Dragons dead. PRAISE KEK.
No
maybe
Kill it
Praise kek
777
Now
BEWARE MY DUBS DEMON