Would you rather be a jungle cat or Melissa McCarthy?

Would you rather be a jungle cat or Melissa McCarthy?

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That's a hard one.

But if I were Melissa McCarthy, I'd try to lose a ton of weight and then go lesbian.

Probably Melissa McCarthy.

Melissa McCarthy. Underneath all that blubber I'm not the worst-looking person in existence, and I have a fucktonne of money to hire hot bitches in yoga pants to help me work that fat off.

Yeah. Hired hot bitches in yoga pants.

Jungle cat. Jungle cats are cool.

Melissa McCarthy so I can get paid to eat people.

Shoo shoo guy with the recognizable filenames. I tire of seeing your posts.

Hard choice, but jungle cat wins, I mean, just picture yourself running at very fast speed trying to bite a zebra's ass or whatever is it's equivalent on the jungle so you can eat. Nothing beats that feel man.

Could be worse, sonny. Want me to make a trip as well?

Your continued presence on Sup Forums is an annoyance to me.

And how is that any-different from Melissa McCarthy running at a very fast speed trying to bite a tray filled with roast pork?

This guy gets it

Does Melissa McCarthy run in all fours? I don't think so.

I'D KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE

a kitty

Can I be a jungle cat who is eating Melissa McCarthy?

>Does Melissa McCarthy run

>image.jpg
Hi iphoneposter

A jungle cat so El Jefe can have some company. Poor kitty cat.

That is the luckiest primate ever.

Remember that story of a shaved Orangutan who was being used as a sex slave at some seedy bar?

Don't talk shit about Lindsay Lohan.

Too cute

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This is a good thread

>tfw i'm the 2nd and 4th posts

kek

A jungle cat nigga

Can you fuckin imagine a knarly ass jag or lion fucking stalking antelope ass or some cheetah motherfucka chasing hunter fucker through some African plains n shit

Cash would be shit niggah

Mellisa McCarty runs in all foursubways closest to her house

Lions and Cheetahs aren't jungle cats.

>be Melissa McCarthy
>divorce Paul Fag, which leads to him killing himself
>marries Kate McKinnon
>???

mite b cool

>be jungle cat
>get to live inawoods, hunt for meat, and fuck catgirls with my cat dick

>be Melissa McCarthy
>be a fat woman with a stinky cunt and have to star in shitty movies

bump

Did that cat just fucking RKO a GOAT

>she drowns in my flubber
>cash in life insurance

Fucking mid air suplex. Antelope got fucked up.

Can you tell them apart?

Cheetah, Jaguar, Leopard

MAURICE LOVE KITTY MORE THAN APE

easily
Gepard, Jaguard, Leopard

>Gepard

Nice dubs
Cheetah, Jag, Leopard

>Le guépard (Acinonyx jubatus)
you avin a giggle mate?

Jungle Cat, of course, though I'd rather be a Ocelot, truth be told.

>Acinonyx jubatus

Yeah, that's a Cheetah but I've never heard it called a Gepard.

Because nobody calls them CHEETAH except you, anglo-amerfat retards.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gepard
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Гeпapд
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guépard
it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acinonyx_jubatus

>be jungle cat
>get captured by HUEs for zikalympic photoshoot
>HUEnigger holding me lets me loose
>shot dead for endangering HUEniggers

When you think about it, big cats are only found in the most niggerly shitholes on Earth; South America, Africa, Middle-East, SEA.

>shot dead by subhumans or be a fat piggy jewess

death is preferable tbqh familia

>tfw no skull-piercing jag chompers

someone post the webm of one jumping a caiman

Adorable.

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GRU OPERRATIVES!

Like I give a shit what some unwashed Europeans call a Cheetah.

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I always expect it to bite his face.

i entered the thread to see if someone posted this

>GET THE FUCK DOWN SID WE GOTTA FIND MANNY
kek

>Cheetah
The dumbest and the gayest name you can think of for an animal. Nuke yourself.

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Ywn enter that cheetahs tight pussy ;_;

Jungle cat, fo sho.

I'd tell you to nuke yourself but the muslims destroying you from the inside will do it sooner. Stay mad, Muhammad.

>that /trash/ copypasta

;_;

>comfiest thread on Sup Forums right now

DELETE THIS

Guys someone buy him a weelchair or something, I'm sure he's still a clever cub who can kill a zebra with his hands if he wanted to ;_;

It's one of THOSE threads, is it?

Do I keep my current intelligence and consciousnes?
If yes, the jungle cat because a talking animal would have a far better career than fatty boom boom.
If no, it doesn't really matter, I could have already lived as both and not know it.

His prey will always have a leg up on him

>This is what they teach the animals at French zoos

DELETE THIS

>burger visit dark continent to see how nigger is forme
>spots spots
>guide ooga boogas about how fast it is
>"dis bussy gand oudrun burger :D"
>they race
>spots run so fast burger calls him a cheetah

:0

Elizabeth Debicki?

For a second I thought I was on /an/.

You fucking asshole

>mfw I actually got a surprise unwanted boner from this

not enough cruelty b8

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>tfw hunting_instinct.exe and maternal_instinct.exe run at the same time and cause a system crash

DO NOT DISRESPECT MY WAIFU

what kind of dog is that

an oceanpupper

St. Bernard.

>meaning im a westcuck
typical dumb murrifat

I guess you can say I really

WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE

>lions
>cheetahs
>leopards
>snow leopards
>jaguars
>lynxes
>caracals
why are bigcats so great?

Can I be an Ocelot?

>Eastern Europe

Yuck, that's even worse.

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Mermaid dog.

Cute porker

Was it cured?

>No Tigers

How?

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If it's worth anything, the producers went back to the lioness and cub. The cub was long gone, hyenas or vultures go to her.

They couldn't do much for her anyway, the trauma of riding back that distance would have killed her most likely

youtube.com/watch?v=CQCOHUXmEZg

what the fuck is going on

High Impact Cuddling Violence.

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Yeah, but imagine being a lesbo McCarthy eating hot girls asses?