You are in charge of making Alien vs Predator 3. What is the plot and who do you cast?

You are in charge of making Alien vs Predator 3. What is the plot and who do you cast?

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what's the budget? do i have final cut?

>What is the plot and who do you cast?
I have no idea. All I know is that I don't set it on the modern day, I set it around the time of the Alien franchise and make it not retarded like the first two.

I totally forgot there was a second one

Anyway, I moderately enjoyed the first, mostly due to the setting and concept rather than the execution. So I would keep the aliens as game for the predators to hunt, incorporate the concept of the original Predator with some humans just trying to survive while the Predators go hunting, and leave out human and predator team up to stop da aliens bullshit.

Cast whoever, I honestly think if you just spliced the original AvP and the recent Predator together, it would be better than the two are seperately

also, no lawrence fishburne

The Alien and the Predator renounce violence and instead do "battle" through a series of brilliantly written newspaper articles in 1780s France, culminating in a vicious legal battle over the definition of slander.

Colin Firth as Walter W. Alien

Michael Fassbender as F. John Predator

Idris Elba as the King of France

The film begins in the 1960s in cold war America, in a small town. Aside from that it's a vanilla AvP, with the main group of humans being a group of friends in a small town high school. Half way through the movie, space jockeys arrive and the aliens and predator must work together to defeat them.

2018 Oscar sweep confirmed.

Aliens infest the Predator Homeworld, an entire continent almost gets wiped the fuck out, they have to nuke it, but some aliens went underground in ancient predator ruins, so an elite predator squadron goes to find 'em

no need for stars, all the money goes to the effects. rated R

Swarzenegger AND Sigourney Weaver

Plot does not matter at this pont but they do have to get into fights over whos monster is worse

I hire Jonathan Liebesman as the director.

Bring back Paul WS Anderson
But

This time it's Aliens vs Predator vs Milla Jovovich

Arnold wakes up after the first predator movie and has been abducted by the predators and they recruit him to fight the aliens.
Que in 2 hours of Arnold fighting side by side a predator chick against the aliens.
A sex scene in the middle is mandatory.

50 years after the events of Aliens, xenomorphs have been found on another planet

Weyland-Yutani built a massive research colony to breed the aliens, research their biology, turn them into weapons etc.

A young predator discovers the colony and decides to hunt their captive queen. He fucks up massively and dies. He sets off an explosion that blows open the xenomorph containment and the colony is overrun

The only surviving humans are the inhabitants of a wild xeno observation post a few hundred miles away. Their supervisor and his mercs send a distress signal, willing to do anything to the imminently arriving marines to cover up their activities and escape with their results

Meanwhile, a hunting party's ship approeaches to find out what happened to their youngling...

It's the year 2525, Black People have successfully risen to the rulers of Earth. They too now enjoy the thrill of the hunt against the aliens. The strong and virile black men hunt the aliens. Weak white men serve as hosts.

The Predators invite the strong black warriors to a hunting competition on another world and must team up when the odds tip in the prey's favor.

Denzel Washington plays the Ruler
Idris Elba plays the Master of the Hunt
Charlie Theron is the wife of Denzel
Taylor Swift is the wife of Idris


Soundtrack by Dr. Dre

humans start colonizing a system preds nuked long ago because aliens, aliens break out, preds are actually not overpowered as they were in AVP:R and aliens are the issue, (no aliens soft ass xenomorphs, each is a legit threat to one another 1 on 1)

humans are general annoyance

cast any large actor with good facial acting to be in a suit, as well as mocap their face to compose a composite emotional range for main character Predator. definitely bring on Nathan Jones to play a human marine

add another fodder race to set up them policing the sector because they can't remove all the aliens

afrofuturism in a nutshell desu

t. a black guy

Get this:

Human-predator hybrids

The second one was actually better IMO, because it went back to the 'fuck it humans die' unlike the first one.

>What is the plot and who do you cast?
Have it set 20 minutes into the future. Weyland Yutani is slowly absorbing all competition(since their meeting was shown at the end of AvP2), and the plot is land-grabbing expansionist humans run into a predator hunting ground. Keep the plot relatively simple, but make the humans relatively experienced and smart when not shitting their pants because aliens and predators.

Finale is Alien Queen + drones vs. Predator huntmaster and 2 younger hunters(they like triplicates iirc) vs. remains of the Marines/civvies using early-model powerloaders and weaponry while helping colonists off-world. End with stinger of a colonist chestbursting on the escape ship as a predator ship warps in.

>It's the year 2525,
THEY'RE WOMEN WITH THE WILL TO SURVIVE

Actually set in the Alien universe, not on earth but in space. There were comics set outside of earth which had stuff likes the marines and weyland that I kinda remember

I'd prank everyone by just re-releasing Alien in theatres under the title Alien vs Predator 3: Origins. Can you imagine? What if you went to see a bad movie, but instead you saw a good one?

>ruining make believe

I get it Treston, the carpet isn't real lava.

>set in future
>a huge science facility breeding and experimenting with xenomorphs
>predator ship show's up, hacks facility and releases all aliens
>before scientist die, they call for help
>marines come to help
>predators hunt all

I would like to see some mutated or enhanced aliens, human special unit with high-tech trained to fight them, and predators fighitng in zero gravity

I virtually don't care about casting. Human tech would be prometheus-level.

The Rock!!!

>every fucking fantasy casting with an American involved

underrated post

Just make the Arcade in the movie Like it was supposed to be originally have the rock play robo dutch get some asian who can martial arts it to play robo geisha. the two predators can be who ever. have Newman/Nedry play the wayland tech baddie with dolph as an added cyborg for protection. and bam we got one hell a fucking movie. for those not familiar with the arcade plot

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I feel like at this point you'd have to put a tweest on the formula

Takes place on the Predator's home planet, follows a group of their species' youths having a hunt for one of those spikey dog things from Predators

They pal around, the viewer gets to know them, kind of like the opening scene of Apocalypto

But, awh shit, while one of them goes to pee, he gets picked off by a human cyborg bounty hunter with all sorts of neat gadgets and enhancements

The Predators try to make some traps of their own, but the cyborg outsmarts them and continues to whittle through the group until there's only two left.

The last Predators stumble into some kind of cryogenic with a Xenomorph egg inside. They know what it is, and thaw it out hoping that the facehugger will kill the human for them and they can deal with the chestburster when it gets out. But the facehugger attaches itself to one of the Predators instead.

The last Predator leaves his friend behind, and flees into the jungle. He makes a camp for the night, getting increasingly twitchy and paranoid before falling asleep. The next morning, some older Predator hunters find him and offer to escort him back to their village. They don't get far before the new Predalien finds them and makes quick work of the hunters, while the younger Predator steals a spear from one of their corpses and tries to fight the Predalien as best he can.

Just when it looks like the Predalien is going to deliver the killing blow, the Cyborg shows up and helps the last Predator to kill it, but is mortally wounded in the process. The Predator rushes over to him, and for a second it looks like the Cyborg is going to kill him as his last act, but he flips his gun around and offers it to the Predator as a gift, before dying.

I think it would be cool, anyway.

Morgan Freeman is an eccentric billionaire. His adoptive daughter, Jessica Biel, has grown up with a psychotic streak and she enjoys hunting dangerous creatures. When Freeman's lackeys discover that there are still Alien eggs in an old, abandoned Soviet facility in Siberia, he arranges her daughter a ride there, along with a group of Russian prisoners who will be fed to the Xenomoprhs.
Meanwhile Liam Neeson plays a colonel who was called in by NASA to help them deal with a possible extra-terrestrial threat: a crashed Predator craft in, surprise surprise, Siberia.
I dunno, I think that'd be cool.

Alien/Predator hybrid attacks a human colony in space.

Dont have the Aliens or preds fight each other because it cant be done in a way that builds any suspense.

Just have a new monster that shares the intelligence of the predator, and a xenomorph physiology.

>Anyway, I moderately enjoyed the first, mostly due to the setting and concept rather than the execution. So I would keep the aliens as game for the predators to hunt, incorporate the concept of the original Predator with some humans just trying to survive while the Predators go hunting, and leave out human and predator team up to stop da aliens bullshit.

Honestly it would'nt be that good.

Actually I'd rather see a predator / engineer crossover.

An adaptation of the "Predator:Fire and stone" Comic basically.

Predators take a bunch of humans and a few aliens to a planet and fuck shit up. A real threeway no stupid fucking cooperation

I would make an adaptation of the comic Aliens vs. Predator: Chained to Life and Death. Maybe add a human character to serve as a narrator.

Just adapt the AvP2 video game plot and have Karl Urban play Frosty.

Would attempt a variant of this:

>Humans have a lab where various aliens fight for experiments to fight predators, serves as exposition on aliens and predators
>Predators attack lab for "sport"
>Super alien is released in attack
>Humans flee, fade to black
>time passes
>marine team comes to investigate
>find a survivor or two
>explains aliens are different now
>marines fight into hive to give nuke while stalked by predators

The idea sounds far too ambitious when written out, and now reading previous ideas it is too much like

This could work honestly. Have three likeable protagonists (Harrison, the disgraced predator and a drone with a personality) and the whole movie cuts between them as they work towards their own goals which they all achieve without dying. Harrison is trying to make sense of the situation and get off the planet without dying, the predator is trying to recover its gear from WY and restore its honor (could have some superior predator reprimanding it for being captured and publicly shaming it while other predators laugh, making it the sympathetic underdog) and the alien is trying to rescue the imprisoned queen and spread the hive (same underdog shit as the predator, have the queen chained up and forced to produce eggs at the hand of WY, making the subsequent butchering and mouthrape of nearly every human in the complex seem righteous and deserved). The audience is able to empathize with all three factions and leaves the cinema feeling warm and fuzzy in spite of the whole movie being an absolute bloodbath.

This user knows what would make money.
Here take my filthy goyim shekels.

>aliens vs predator:damnation
>set in hell
>starring Paul Walker and Christopher Lee

Make this book the plot

and then don't make it gay as fuck like FOX wants AvP to be.

That may be one of the worst RTS games ever made. And the 2nd worst Alien related game behind Colonial Marines.

Thats what I was thinking. License to print money

Please no.

The predalien is retarded and should never be brought to film, video game, or comic ever again.

NO FUCKING PREDATORS IN FUCKING ANTARCTICA

NO FUCKING PLOT THAT INVOLVES SEXY HIGHSCHOOL KIDS AND THEIR PROBLEMS

Turn it into a porn parody

Are you looking at the clock?

This is my favorite in the thread.

Maybe make it so, the research center is left alone for 2-3 months so the aliens start killing and eating eachother like rats in a barrel, with only 1 surviving.
3 predators like in AvP1 go on their passage, expecting a swarm of fresh Aliens only to find this one, battle hardened, alien standing in their way picking them off 1 by 1.

So get rid of it, its wasn't really crucial to the plot iirc.

This is actually my uncle's idea but AvP during the Middle Ages. Aliens and predators show up in the 1300s. I thought it was pretty cool.

Science hybrids or Sex Hybrids?

Why would I want a movie about mexicans fighting pedophiles?

>its wasn't really crucial to the plot iirc
Both the Alien campaign and the Predator campaign completely revolved around escaping yourself and releasing the predalien.

tsssss. fawkin good one.

Would watch

For some reason I really want to see either Alien vs. Avatar or Avatar vs. Predator

It did? I remember releasing it as the alien and having it go apeshit, bust through some walls and open up some new areas, but beyond that I dont think it had much of a role. I dont remember much mention of it at all in the predator campaign aside from killing one in the caves. I would think that the drone accessing secure areas could easily be put down to some other contrivance if the predalien wasn't wanted in a film adaption.

There

There's a dumb youtube video called Predator: Dark Ages you might enjoy

Wasn't that the 2010 one?

I'd try and make some 9 hour long artistic wank fest like Satantango or Berlin Alexanderplatz.

The 'alien' would be some immigrant character and the 'predator' would be some kind of sexual deviant.

Their two stories would be unrelated but tied together through a poor orphan girl who is abused by the predator but then met the kindly immigrant. The impact the relationship with these two men has on the orphan girl is the 'vs' element in the title.

The '3' would come from the fact it is centered around these three characters, and I'd include the traditional alien 'horror' but the horror would be in the bleakness of man's action, no shitty jump scares.

I really like your idea of an alpha alien fucking shit up for a group of predators. Noice

was there a predalien in the 2010 game at all?

never mind. Just looked up a youtube video. I dont even remember that shit in the AvP2010 game. I beat it in a day or the week it came out and never touched it again. It wasn't the best game.

Thank god Alien Isolation was decent though.

This is actually bretty gud idea.

Name of actresss?

Kristen Hager

Kek

Was in a shitty mood, thanks for the kek m8

brilliant.

Would watch user

That's actually an OK script.

lost my shit, thank you

there was also some hardcore fetish bait, i got pretty hard when the predalien impregnated the maternal ward women with its spawn

ty

The Xenomorphs and Yautja must battle it off in the 100th Intergalactic Rock Off. The two species must play the most badass rock song of the 26th Century to become King of Rock. The Yautja team up with Ripley while Dutch is transported to the future to join the Xenomorphs.