ran out of toilet paper. trips decide what i wipe my ass with.
Ran out of toilet paper. trips decide what i wipe my ass with
looks like a towel at bottom left
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Hand
confirm kek has spoken
Use yout phone.
rip off shirt sleeves, use them
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use the blue towel beside you.
What other options are available nearby?
jesus christ
A single finger
a quran? but use 2 sites, it's softer
JESUS CHRIST
wasted, can't use imaginary things to wipe with :(
jesus christ as holy shit quads
don't you have a cross or something ?
pretty fucking boring but the trips have spoken.
why would i own a cross if I think god/jesus/religion is retarded made up bullshit? think before you ask dumb questions
>being this new
to wipe your ass with it
those aren't trips idiot, the numbers have to match at the end, not anywhere inside
Cheese grater
kek, alright calm it lads. no one ever explicitly told me what constitutes trips
hence newfag
Go back to facebook faggot, nobody wants u here
>wiping your ass in 2017
Fucking idiot
>>wiping your ass in 2017
this desu
but use undershirt
kek
weeb faggot
hammer
Dont flush and wash ass with toilet water
by the time someone gets trips, it'll have dried out
bump, still on toilet waiting for trips. -OP
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kek
roll
Use your hand like a real man.
Phone.
wipe with spit on hand
With your shirt and put it on right after you're done
Use any cash you have on you.
Rocks
rollin
with a spoon
Scoot your ads on the floor like a rabid doggo.
this
kek
Get a hammer and chisel and work those hexagons out of the ground and wipe your shitty bum with them
lol this happen to me in a porta-john
had to rip my underwear off and use them
use boxors
go commando
RR
roll
A cactus
>off by one
Shoes
he cant hes on a regular toilet it will clog
>trips decide what i wipe my ass with.
toilet paper
open up a dirty tissue from your garbage.
your tooth brush
his hand is the only option
or dont wipe at all
wipe with socks, wear again after wiping
so close
>Being this new
Use your hand you faggot.
Wipe your ass with your tounge
left sock
use your pillowcase and then put it back on your pillow til the end of the weekend
roll
You shouldn't have to be told. Look at others you moron.
who is phone
cut off some of your hair and use it
use ur hand faggot
>cant wash it off after
jack off in your hand and use semen to clean your ass
your phone faggot
OKAY THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG. NEXT PERSON THAT ENDS WITH 6 DECIDES. - OP
Use the cat.
use your goddamn phone
use pant of jeans at knee, say its mud
Fuck You
yesss
use your hand
>ran out of toilet paper. trips decide what i wipe my ass with.
An angle grinder, coarse wheel
use the poop to clean your ass
Use the kneepart of your jeans.
winrar
Flaming hot cheetos
>tfw OP will never wipe his ass with his jeans
wat ?
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Your dads cock
Shit
use your own dick faggot
Socks, then put them back on
>being this new
>tfw nearly an hour passed already and anons still thinks he hasnt wiped his asshole already
is this not op? has op really been sitting here an hour with a shitty ass? also use phone in rare case i get trips
hot sauce
just use bare hands fag
Why are you gonna wipe your ass when you're just gonna shit again