Ran out of toilet paper. trips decide what i wipe my ass with

ran out of toilet paper. trips decide what i wipe my ass with.

looks like a towel at bottom left

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Hand

confirm kek has spoken

Use yout phone.

rip off shirt sleeves, use them

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use the blue towel beside you.
What other options are available nearby?

jesus christ

A single finger

a quran? but use 2 sites, it's softer

JESUS CHRIST

wasted, can't use imaginary things to wipe with :(

jesus christ as holy shit quads

don't you have a cross or something ?

pretty fucking boring but the trips have spoken.

why would i own a cross if I think god/jesus/religion is retarded made up bullshit? think before you ask dumb questions

>being this new

to wipe your ass with it

those aren't trips idiot, the numbers have to match at the end, not anywhere inside

Cheese grater

kek, alright calm it lads. no one ever explicitly told me what constitutes trips

hence newfag

Go back to facebook faggot, nobody wants u here

>wiping your ass in 2017

Fucking idiot

>>wiping your ass in 2017
this desu

but use undershirt

kek

weeb faggot

hammer

Dont flush and wash ass with toilet water

by the time someone gets trips, it'll have dried out

bump, still on toilet waiting for trips. -OP

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kek
roll

Use your hand like a real man.

Phone.

wipe with spit on hand

With your shirt and put it on right after you're done

Use any cash you have on you.

Rocks

rollin

with a spoon

Scoot your ads on the floor like a rabid doggo.

this

kek

Get a hammer and chisel and work those hexagons out of the ground and wipe your shitty bum with them

lol this happen to me in a porta-john

had to rip my underwear off and use them

use boxors
go commando

RR

roll

A cactus

>off by one

Shoes

he cant hes on a regular toilet it will clog

>trips decide what i wipe my ass with.
toilet paper

open up a dirty tissue from your garbage.

your tooth brush

his hand is the only option

or dont wipe at all

wipe with socks, wear again after wiping

so close

>Being this new

Use your hand you faggot.

Wipe your ass with your tounge

left sock

use your pillowcase and then put it back on your pillow til the end of the weekend

roll

You shouldn't have to be told. Look at others you moron.

who is phone

cut off some of your hair and use it

use ur hand faggot
>cant wash it off after

jack off in your hand and use semen to clean your ass

your phone faggot

OKAY THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG. NEXT PERSON THAT ENDS WITH 6 DECIDES. - OP

Use the cat.

use your goddamn phone

use pant of jeans at knee, say its mud

Fuck You

yesss

use your hand

>ran out of toilet paper. trips decide what i wipe my ass with.

An angle grinder, coarse wheel

use the poop to clean your ass

Use the kneepart of your jeans.

winrar

Flaming hot cheetos

>tfw OP will never wipe his ass with his jeans

wat ?

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Your dads cock

Shit

use your own dick faggot

Socks, then put them back on

>being this new

>tfw nearly an hour passed already and anons still thinks he hasnt wiped his asshole already

is this not op? has op really been sitting here an hour with a shitty ass? also use phone in rare case i get trips

hot sauce

just use bare hands fag

Why are you gonna wipe your ass when you're just gonna shit again