THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN

Literally Sup Forums: The Movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=EB6Gecy6IP8

>Sup Forums
>Ever going to a party

GTFO normie

>it's a hot girl is unpopular in high school movie

>Literally Sup Forums: The Movie.
Is there a BBC cucking scene?

>seventeen

kys

I love her jacket

>hot girl
>unpopular

okay hollywood

But.. But user, Edge of Seventeen is already a movie

>its a highschool is a serious business you guise movie where quirky MC questions life because she's deep and stuff episode

>hot white girl have confidence issues because of her hot white brother
>hot white girl is socially awkward so she wanna kill herself
>hot white girl have mommy issues with her hot white mother

Literally White People Problems: The Movie

Hey could you give my wife a hard fuck with that BBC of yours?

everyone seems like a boring cunt except the teacher who's just a funny cunt.

The friend seems okay.

Even the brother doesn't appear to be a bad guy, just inherently chaddy.

>Film is "literally Sup Forums: the movie"
>Does not feature pic related
Dropped

But user, she had ZITS, and wears LONG SKIRTS, and is KINDA' SHORT.

She'll never be prom queen.

>Looks like that
>Unpopular

Yeah, no.

maybe because of her horrible personality no one wants to be friends with her

>there are two types of people in a world...
To think that this sort of shit writing still flies in Hollywood

>attractive
>girl
>nerdy


Fuck off.

>Implying personality means anything to anyone when you look like that.

user, you're smarter than this.

I can't relate to any of this.

It's like that scene from Not Another Teen Movie where they're talking about how Janey Briggs can't be prom queen because she has paint covered overalls and a ponytail.

If you're a cute girl you may be lobotomized and still popular. Its literally impossible for women to be unpopular unless they're obese (mordibly obese, fatasses still get themselves solid 7 betas) or have facial deformities (also questionable)

When it started off with her in that pedro haircut I thought this was gonna be a trans movie about a guy trying to look more feminine but nope it's just a cliche as fuck high school movie

but all women have shit personalities. by your logic all women should have no friends

Let's not go that far, there's plenty of cute outcasts in your average high school, but to be fair most of them suffer from special snowflake syndrome.

Hey, it's the Everybody Wants Some guy. I like him, I hope he's succesful in stuff.

that pantyhose
fuck

she's a cunt who is also anti-social

>Hailee Steinfeld
>hot
This meme needs to stop

ZITS EEWWWW THATS DISGUSTING YEEK GO AWAY UGGO

wow, it's literally 10 Things I hate about You without all the self-awareness and irony

>she's got a pony-tail and wears glasses and those dungarees!

insecure autists are always unattractive even if they have a decent body/face

So the twist is that she hooks up with the ugly lesbian, right?

>muh fembot myth
>this is what TRP actually believes

Not if they're a girl

No, she hooks up with the brother.

Define good personality or horrible eprsonality

Personality is one of the dumbest buzzwords ever

i would boink her

>chinese production company
Into the trash.

no, she obviously goes to the party 2/3rds of the way through, has some sort of a meltdown, ostricises herself from her best friend
then her brother talks to her properly, until now we'd only seen him from a distance or in an argument with her, but now he shows that he's actually an alright guy going through his own problems and in love with her best friend
then he says that her best friend is slowing down their relationship because she values friendship more than the relationship or something and MC realises she's been being a jerk

then there will be some stupid event, either a prom or a show-and-tell or something which she'll hijack to try and apologise
and it will go really awkwardly cause le quirky humour
but her friend will appreciate the sentiment and they'll make up
and her crush will admit that he saw her make a fool of herself and thought it was kinda brave and they'll hold hands or some bullshit
THE END

...

Based on the trailer alone, she seems pretty insecure, whiny and passive-aggressive, which are personality traits people are simply not drawn to.

was the brother wearing a cdg shirt?

>passive aggressive

Another buzzword

>whiny

Not really

>insecure

Who isn't at 17?

Fuck
How did you get an early viewing of this totally original and new film? Do you work in Hollywood?

nadine pls

>Who isn't at 17?
most teens don't let it show

Nice gyno, fuccboi

high school is meaningless

stop making movies about the 'trials and tribulations' of hormone fueled retards locked into a microcosm - the qualities of which are essentially fantasy being forcibly manifested into reality by means of attempting to fulfill societal expectations. the concept of highschool only exists in our minds and in movies

"shut up and wait two years" - that's literally the advice you should give any distressed teenager unless they are doing crack or whoring on the corner

>most teens don't let it show

It shows, insecurity manifests itself in many ways.

Nah, I'm thinking her crush will get close because of that lewd text, then turn out to be a bit of a douche who's trying to get an easy lay, probably at the same time the brother she hates turns out to be a pretty cool guy who has his own stuff going on.

Realizing her preconceived notions were all wrong, Steinfeld then makes apologies and finds a new lease in life.

I get that not so popular teen in highschool can be awkward.

But attractive girls don't have that issue, especially those with popular siblings and friends who are also popular. Fuck this piece of shit movie.

Are there any movies that actually capture the feeling of being a social outcast in school without romanticising the absolute shitty time it is in your life?

Highschool lasts five years here in Italy sadly, but yeah, it's useless.

That hailey steinfeld bitch is horribly miscast as the ugly outcast. I'm still going to watch it though because I'm a sucker for the coming of age teen movies.

This movie is going to be soooo deeep for tumblr girls

How to spot the guy that never left his house -the post
Jesus Christ man

The only thing missing is a shot of her reading Dostoevsky, or, if we're going for it, Murakami

i know you never got fucked by the top dude who dominated over all people in high school, but i'm telling you very gently you don't know what ugly nerds go through

empty gaping cunt

this

Oh maybe actually, that will be the 'twist' won't it?
Fair play
I stand by the rest though
(her brother will probably beat up/embarrass her crush at the end, solidifying their sibling-bond)

why do you post "nice gyno" at every dude with a bit more muscle than you in every thread?

every guy you say that has zero gyno, that guy is flat with some pecs

lmao nigga looks 30

The best way to handle high school in the US is to drop out and get a GED in sophomore year and then go to the local community college and transfer into a 4 year uni. You save tens of thousands of dollars.

kek, you sound like a gossip girl.

Are a female?

Oh lawd, my sides.

i'm not a fucking chick user

Name one high school movie where the ugly outcast is actually ugly.

PROTIP: You can't.

have the people who make/watch these movies ever been around a female?
girls as attractive as that get borderline harassed with attention even if they are literally mute.

Napoleon Dynamite

no.

Submarine

find me a girl who would fugg napoleon

The mini-short film,
>She's a Fox with Hailee is very good.

>A Girl Friend
>A handjob to her dad

Muh dick is ready.

It's junior high school but Welcome to the Dollhouse is definitely a movie where the outcast is actually ugly

Shit if i was a girl i wold have fuck him just because.

My problem with this is that their voice is not consistent with their age represented in the movie.

you're in every thread, are you really that much of a insecure dyel?

there is no man boobs there

I liked the Twins joke

Well, at least it has Woody Harrelson.

>TFW she gets fucked at the end of the movie

okay shlomo

wait, what? most girls are pampered to the point of acting like spoiled can-do-all manly bratts

how is that a "jew" thing?

Woody will carry this kino

lmao i misread your comment

you're right

i hope she show her bare pusy? or her panty pusy?
discus

>she will never let you ride a horse with her

> you will never go camping with her in the wild Wild West

> she will never lasso you up and bleed you out slowly

Just end it now lads

What's wrong with their voice?

I'll probably watch it

bruh

FIRST OFF
>giving out the entire film in a trailer

also
>Sup Forums
>going to parties
>being attractive
>having a friend(s)
>having a good relationship with their parents
>interacting with their teachers
>getting out of the house
>not spending every waking second on Sup Forums
>not subtly dropping memes in every day conversations because you forgot how to talk like a normal person
pick one and only one

seriously OP KYS MY MAN

>this is a 10/10 ass in burgerstan

>this is a 10/10 face in bongoland

>by woody

Why do so many celebrities stay at this hotel?

rich people meme hotel

>interacting with their teachers

I always wish I had one cool teacher in high school I could talk to and get an adult perspective for stuff on

I was homeschooled in highschool. It fucked me up and i am still recovering.

did your teacher touch you?

no my dad did