Bad actors to play jesus in Passion Of The Christ

Bad actors to play jesus in Passion Of The Christ
>Chris Farley

Gilbert Gottfried

Jonah Hill

Duh. Adam Sandler

>Chris Farley

Im pretty sure he would be the best choice, since that would require a literal Resurrection

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Bill cosby

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Billy Bob Thornton

Jim carry or steve carrel

THIS

John Candy or Dom DeLuise

LITERALLY ANYONE WHITE

Jew born in the middle east... white...logic

Danny DeVito

Samuel L Jackson ... because black

Malcom Jamal Warner

Ben Affleck, he's bad at everything

Rob Schneider

Gil Gerard

OP here, keep em coming!
>bob ross

Donald Trump

Any actor because it's fiction

Fucking stupid. Way to kill the thread retard.

Amy Schumer, because EVERYTHING has to have a fucking female remake

Perfect choice
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Admiral Akbar

Always thought Magdalene was a trap...

Heh good point.

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Ha! Melissa McCarthy as Jesus Christ

ba dum dum ching

Willem Dafoe

Kristin Wiig as Judas Iscariot

Starscream from the 80's cartoon.

Any actor would be horrible in the passion of the christ if Uwe Boll directed it.

The Ace ventura guy, also played the Mask

Mylo Cyris

Rip Taylor

This is Hollywood 2017, Jesus will be recast as a woman, probably black

>The Passion of Leslie Jones