Bad actors to play jesus in Passion Of The Christ
>Chris Farley
Bad actors to play jesus in Passion Of The Christ
Gilbert Gottfried
Jonah Hill
Duh. Adam Sandler
>Chris Farley
Im pretty sure he would be the best choice, since that would require a literal Resurrection
IVE BEEN DEAD IN A TOMB DOWN BY THE RIVER!!
Bill cosby
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Billy Bob Thornton
Jim carry or steve carrel
THIS
John Candy or Dom DeLuise
LITERALLY ANYONE WHITE
Jew born in the middle east... white...logic
Danny DeVito
Samuel L Jackson ... because black
Malcom Jamal Warner
Ben Affleck, he's bad at everything
Rob Schneider
Gil Gerard
OP here, keep em coming!
>bob ross
Donald Trump
Any actor because it's fiction
Fucking stupid. Way to kill the thread retard.
Amy Schumer, because EVERYTHING has to have a fucking female remake
Perfect choice
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Admiral Akbar
Always thought Magdalene was a trap...
Heh good point.
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Ha! Melissa McCarthy as Jesus Christ
ba dum dum ching
Willem Dafoe
Kristin Wiig as Judas Iscariot
Starscream from the 80's cartoon.
Any actor would be horrible in the passion of the christ if Uwe Boll directed it.
The Ace ventura guy, also played the Mask
Mylo Cyris
Rip Taylor
This is Hollywood 2017, Jesus will be recast as a woman, probably black
>The Passion of Leslie Jones