Admit it, if you're on Sup Forums right now you're either a neet or some kid that's skipped school today

Admit it, if you're on Sup Forums right now you're either a neet or some kid that's skipped school today.

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That or I am at school right now on my phone

well then your a mobilefag

That or im at work pooping and want something to read.

Nah, just bored before bed, trying to make myself sleepy.
I work thirds

nope, I'm a work from home senior developer and am observing Azure whilst our app is in use at an important event.

not much going on so browsing Sup Forums shitposting and dropping nudes of my wife in appropriate threads

>One off

University students have a different schedule and not everyone is in your timezone fuckface.

Getting ready for work actually, and checking what the bullshit of the day is.

To all the kids here skipping shool you should become a neet.its awsome, like skipping school everyday

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I was just at work at UPS. Now I'm in my way home.

I am at work, your play OP

>skipping shool

Yawn....

pics or u lying

In work at the moment, so I guess your assumption is off the mark!

So which one are you op???

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Yaaaaaawwnn....

A neet

Day of work

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

Hows that working for you?

I'm at work myself, and since I'm a lazy leech, this is what I do.

It bad

Too much personal information all around me and on my monitors for me to bother to pic n censor

I am absolutely a NEET.
Never gonna go back.

double dubs

I work for a managed service provider.. Just didn't feel like going in today, but I'm still getting paid. Desk phone is forwarded to my cell, VPN is fine.. Zzz..

Neet lifes the good life

>what are smartphones
>what are timezones

From which third world country do you come from, OP?

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Nah, self-employed. So I have time when I want to.

Is that good or bad?

Nope fully employed by the US Army.
And it fucking blows.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

28 year old alcoholic NEET here.

I have ASMR videos going on one monitor, my dick in my hand and I'm fapping to pics on Sup Forums

I have no future

I tried to become a soldier but was rejected for being fat, and having double vision

I am a bored billionaire just making time pass.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2081430/255-confirmed-kills-Meet-Navy-SEAL-Chris-Kyle--deadliest-sniper-US-history.html

Lol no, you don't have 300 confirmed kills. You're loser scum like the rest of us

I work from home, so I can browse 4chink on my pc while my work laptop runs stupid scripts or whatever

The Army was shit for me.
4th ID - Ft Hood (2006)

If we had any off days, our MSG would call around different motor pools and buildings to find work for us to do. We never got any days of relaxation?

Why? Because he was a fucking prick.

That, or I'm working from home because it's snowy and icy as fuckballs and I have a cushy office job.

>Being this new

>I have no future
Death is the future for every single god damn one of us.
Nothing matters. Bust your ass every day for the whole time, or con a little & get a minimum living + the ability to entertain yourself more or less however you want.
It's an easy choice, really.

Same here

This

28, one class away from a BA, not getting around to it, 18.5 an hour at a hotel, single for 8 years, only had sex with 3 people in the last 12 months, 5'6 125 lbs toned 6/10 looks.

Am I neet?

Feels. This is why I try to stay busy and accomplish the things I want because literally nothing matters.

Is it even possible to be this new?

No, because you're in school.
Being a neet would mean you're not a student, and you're unemployed.

I actually have the day off, on mobile, gonna help my grandparents today

Should have went NG. Drill weekend kicks ass

How do you guys do it without jobs? I'm 31 and gave up alch for weed 10 years ago (daily use), but I've always kept a somewhat respectable job and income, still, life sucks, think I'm addicted to fapping and have 0 life goals right now

Good on you, have a doggo

I was fat, 315, but dropped to 200 to join.

4th Space - Peterson AFB(right now)
My detachment(platoon) has no mission, so I'm doing nothing. Some days they find bullshit to do, but half the time I'm in the barracks.
Relatively it doesn't suck, but I still don't like being in.

Actually some people do important jobs, like me. I run a big country and have lots of important work I do everyday making america great again.
apologise!

Have absolutely zero pride. If you're willing to be self-deprecating enough, you can claim a lot of things to get enough to live off of. You just have to be able to claim the kind of shit they'd think nobody in their right mind would ever make up if it was untrue.

Pics or you're lying, cheeto

Bai...ted?

Nope, killing time on the shitter at work.

kek
I tried doing that, was doing well too (went from 350lbs to 295lbs), then my recruiter told me that I couldn't enlist because of my eyes.

neet

I honestly hate it.
It was fun at first but after the first week it just wore out on me.

Still trying to find a job.

Did you at least keep it up.
The weight loss is totally worth it.
And exercise make you feel better.

lmao, I'm in year 10.
Still not old for me, not even close.

Unfortunately no.
After I graduated highschool I basically became a neet.

Got really depressed that I could enlist after spending all this time, then I turned to food.
I'm now 320lbs.

I really need to get a hold of myself

At work. On shitter. Plop...

Welcome, newfriend.

Damn
*couldn't

Certified radar technician here
Posting from break room at work.
goml

Just do some small exercises on your own, in your room.
It'll be slow, but since you're doing only for you that's ok.
I did it in about 8 months, so I went kinda extreme. Did my own workouts in the garage, and only ate tuna, with the occasional steak.
Just slowly limit your intake, and find something healthy you like eating and just get a lot of that.
Also, fuck tuna, that shit sucks, but it works.

Shit my brains out this morning. Hell no im not going to school. Still have to work though

Thanks man

masters student taking a break from my work fam

been shitposting on Sup Forums since '09

I really hope you do something. Best of luck bro.
I have this really weird thing were I genuinely care about people.
Doctors say it's incurable.

Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.

...

>only ate tuna
You know that shit is full of mercury and god knows what else? Caesium from Fukushima, oil and other toxins from dumping... fuck sea "food" man.

Every time I post that, that's always a response I get.
I know exactly what tuna is. I didn't do it be healthy. I did it to lose weight and it worked. I've since stopped eating tuna.

....what am i going to do.

>Not using clover

I just woke up, wanting to check my daily dose of news and alternative facts.

How meta

I'm off from work. Raining outside. Construction. KYS

Yup.

kek, get a real job

Naw im 28 and have a job and shit no work today
Jesus what am i doing here

I'm actually on break from studying for my geology exam tomorrow.

>not using chanu
why even try

You are fucking retarded

Stay at home mom. Sup Forums obsessed. Kid is napping.

At my office job now
I'm pretty much here just in case any deliveries come in
Most of my time is used lurking and fapping here and getting paid for it

Pfff, Overchan rules.

I'm a working adult and I'm taking a shit

Please more of these

Keep telling yourself that

This. Same boat

Yep, I'm a neet. Keep up the good work sheeple, wouldn't want the tax dollars to run out would you?

3 hour break in between classes at my university. Bored af.

Side note: It pisses me right the fuck off when i hear foreigners say "at university" "going to university"... etc. A university is an establishment, and not interchangeable with the more general "college". You don't say "I'm going to library" Do you?

Please correct this going forward.