Call Steve Albini right now if you want!

Did you guys know you can just call Steve Albini anytime you want to? He doesn't actually have a home, he lives in a room at Electrical Audio with his wife. When you call EA it's usually Steve who picks up the phone! 24 hours a day!

Two things you need to know about this situation:
#1: he can't change the EA phone number because they've stopped issuing landline numbers in Chicago.
#2: Steve will always be the one to answer the phone after all the other EA employees have gone home for the night and he will talk to you until you hang up. This drives his wife crazy as shit.

Pic related, have fun Sup Forums.

Can someone call him and say the classic ''I fucked your girlfriend'' line?

wow this is awesome. im too much of a bitch to do it though.

have a bump

That forum is awful

They have the shittiest taste in music. Yes, worse than Sup Forums's

fuck all u. let albini sleep

they'll ban you for your contrarianism

he can sleep when he's dead

you first

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WE POSTIN INA DUBS THREAD F A M!

it's also nu-male central (which is a given, considering the majority of posters are chicago residents)

hell naw nigga we gangbang and shii outchea FUCK DA OPPS 300

somebody do this and record it

whats the story here niggalo

implying these niggas have internet access

Evdyrboy got a phone these days

Does Albini like to talk about bands he's recorded? If I called him all I'd want to do is talk to him about The Wedding Present, Low, etc.

He'd tell you about them and make you cry while doing so.

???

L dopa will fix him alright

How so?

Someone man up and ask him out already.