Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled.
The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of hours helping him with his homework.
She went to go pick him up @ 7am. I called her around 12pm to ask her if she wanted to have lunch with me and it quickly became apparent that she was in the act of having sex while talking to me on the phone. I called her out for it and she didn't deny it. It sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I listened to her get railed for as long as I could take it, but I eventually broke down in tears and hung up the phone.
Before I got off of work Friday afternoon, my girlfriend sent me this snapchat.
Of course, I'm furious about it. I've never been this angry. I went home to confront the man in my house and as soon as I saw him he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner of my foyer. He made it very clear that he was physically stronger than me, but he didn't strike me. He told me to go get him a beer. I looked at my girlfriend and she wouldn't make eye contact with me. After I got his beer and gave it to him, I spent all weekend listening to them fuck in my bedroom. They never stopped. Three whole days of fucking non stop and she was extremely loud.
I think he's dealing drugs out of my house, now. If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned. I inherited it from my late mother and it's paid for. How do I get this guy out of my house?
Logan Sanchez
Wow. He shaved his balls in jail?
Cool story bro.
Ayden Reed
very hot story. got more pics of her?
and after all that, beat this fucker nad your gf up
Brandon Mitchell
Let's see more of your girl OP!
Angel Williams
Old pasta but good pasta
Evan King
>all prisoners have beards.
Charles Morgan
Ok but let's see more of them titties
Jose Howard
Your clearly a bitch. LoL
David Gonzalez
What a coincidence. The exact same thing happened to me two weeks ago.
Ian Wright
kill
Asher Jones
>You're
ftfy you stupid nigger
Anthony Robinson
shoot the cunt and her fuck friend in the scull
Eli Brooks
I would call the cops and tell them this story VVVVV And man the fuck up bro.
Xavier Foster
This whole cuck thing is so 2016, it's time to move on.
Maybe a submitting job applications fetish.
Austin Sanchez
"Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled." >currently Tuesday
The man would have had at least 3 days to shave his balls...
Brayden Wright
You too bro?
Anthony Wilson
You're a fucking ameritard. Get a gun and blow his brains out you cuck.
Andrew Morgan
>picture was taken the afternoon he got out of jail dummy
Samuel Lewis
Agreed. Someone dug deep for this one. Haven't seen it in a while.
Jacob Myers
pls be b8, no ones this much of a cuck
Isaac Nguyen
No, she didn't.
Nathan Williams
It didn't happen, it's just another sperg venting their sexual frustrations in a "totally non-homoerotic" fashion.
Isaac Anderson
Was waiting for this post. Cool story though OP.
Cameron Roberts
Barge in and fuck him in the ass right NAO! Let him know who's boss
(Yeah, I know it's pasta)
Jonathan Martinez
This thread >MAXIMUM KEK
Easton Hughes
It was posted yesterday too
Logan Brooks
It's fucking pasta, bro-sephine. You have to be on an ascended level of cuck for this story to be true
Christopher Davis
This is when you buy a fucking gun and shoot the asshole. I swear the fact that you're taking this at all is bullshit. Dump the broad dump the kid and mice the fuck on. Go talk to the police at the station.
Easton Long
>story posted only once, it's true >if someone re-posts it, it magically becomes false
Cooper Diaz
call the cops and explain the situation break up with girlfriends because fuck her, she doesn't understand how the world works
Benjamin Bell
I love copypasta.
The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of Sup Forums as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.
Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.
Matthew Bailey
If I were you, I'd be furious over the stupid cunt using "your" to say "you're". What a retard.
Brayden Rivera
pasta is per definitionem a false story that gets reposted because it is creating good responses everytime.
Ian Thomas
Classic copypasta
Nathan Russell
raising someone else's kid. Dude, you're already a cuck.
Jaxson Jackson
No, pasta is per definition a story that gets re-posted regardless of whether or not it was originally a true story.
Isaiah Taylor
character count, dumbass. You're wouldn't fit.
John Jones
>only fake stories that are reposted are pasta So, if I repost a true story, it's not pasta?
Isaiah Bell
Nah, raising someone else's kid makes you more of a good father than a cuck.
Aiden Cooper
>he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner
If this is true, his parole is over. Same goes for his drug dealing in your house.
Turn the bitch in for taking part in it.
Ian Ward
...
Xavier Gutierrez
Cool story, illiterate fuck.
Christian Thomas
Jesus christ, you got cuckolded in your own fucking house. How the hell did you let this happen betafag?
Assuming this is true.. >parole Call his fucking parole officer and tattle on him. Problem solved fuckstick.
Isaiah Hill
Hey op, nice spaghetti dude
Daniel Garcia
These threads are such a joke >1/10 for me replying
Bentley Hernandez
you're definitely a cuck for doing that
Cooper Miller
Lol no she didnt No he didn't No you didn't
Jose Powell
>w-why am i single? i just dont get it!
Owen Fisher
This is a decent copypasta. Not sure why everyone is shitting on it
Hunter Bailey
Brooo i would beat his ass.Dont just stand take a stick or something beat the shit out of that skinny asshole.And step on his throat!!!
Nolan Miller
omg wtf kill
Levi Hill
kill do it
Luke Smith
Alpha maled him np
Landon Mitchell
my brain not my own is this a joke caus i would nom
Josiah Davis
the fact you know the name off the bat means you need to get some goddamn help
Michael Anderson
id fuck em both an kill
Adam Rivera
CLEARLY A CUCK FANTASY, otherwise you would have just shot the nigga.