ITT Pick two musicians, other anons tell you who'd win in a fight
>Zach Hill vs. Stewart Copeland
ITT Pick two musicians, other anons tell you who'd win in a fight
>Zach Hill vs. Stewart Copeland
Mozart
Beethoven
Xasthur
Striborg
Ray Charles vs Stevie Wonder
i thought that blonde kid was yolandi for a sec, was about to fap
Mozart would probably smear shit in Beethoven's face or something
Clearly Beethoven
Stevie
zach hill
beethoven
literally who
ray
richard hell vs. varg (both in their primes, no weapons)
Mike Patton vs Anthony Kiedis
Robert "DID YOU PIRATE MY MUSIC?" Fripp vs Jeff "ARE YOU RECORDING ME?" Mangum
albert ayler
eric dolphy
papa fripp would straight murder mangum if you said he pirated a song one time
There wouldn't be a Jeff left.
Patton
Ray Charles seems a bit harder
I'm only saying Xasthur because I know who that is
Beethoven. Mozart was a bit of a baby
Zach Hill
Trent Reznor vs. Rivers Cuomo
Euronymous
A lamp
Phil Anselmo vs Tom Araya
Fred Frith vs Christian Vander
David Byrne vs David Bowie
TRONT
A lamp
probably rivers desu
Ian MacKaye
Guy Picciotto
Zach Hill
Mozart
Stevie
Patton
Fripp
Reznor
xasthur has experience from growing up in shitty neigbourhoods in southern california but striborg has retard strength + cave shrieking, so i'd say he has the moderate advantage
MC Ride or GG Allin?
MC Ride would beat the shit out of Allin
Cab Calloway vs Lady Gaga
anyone have that youtube edit where Scott was calling out Russel (or vice versa)?
If the black guy wins, it's misogyny.
if the girl wins, it's racist.
>Lady Gaga girl
kek
But GG fights dirty
but mc ride was born dirty
zach hill is really strong/fit and his style of drumming is very demanding, he'd definitely win
beethoven
probably striborg desu, he's bigger/less depressed
ray charles
richard hell was a little realer/more experienced i think, varg in his 20s was basically an angry norwegian kid who was dissatisfied with how safe and pampered his society was but richard hell really had lived in sketchy situations and bad neighbourhoods
patton, obvs
fripp is old but jeff is a cuck, hard to say
i think ayler was probably way more physically developed/had more stamina, the dude blew a lot harder than dolphy and would be unpredictable in a fight
the answer to this one is self-evident
phil
frith is v. cerebral but i get the impression that christian is more able to bring a kind of force or intensity, plus drums are more physically demanding than guitars
bowie
i'd say they're about evenly matched, although mackaye seems more forceful while guy is faster
gg was a major smackhead, i'd put ride
honestly not sure about this one
alice glass vs grimes
danzig vs henry rollins
debbie googe vs kim gordon
kendrick lamar vs kanye west
rev martin luther king vs malcolm x
boards of canada vs autechre
brian eno vs richard d james
flying lotus vs madlib
bjork vs grimes
Shane Macgowan vs Death Grips
yeah but have you seen MC Ride? he has muscles in places I didn't even know existed
He does everything dirty. :^)
Pete Steele vs Zakk Wylde
Jason Williamson VS Sid Vicious
Mike Love
Panda Bear
Poor ol Gary
rollins, debbie, kendrick, malcolm, autechre, rdj, madlib, grimes
but GG has special shit flinging power + aids blood
Tina Turner - Cher
Roger Waters vs Bono
stephen malkmus vs doug martsch
Danzig
Kim Gordon
doesn't matter
Malcolm X (king was a pacifist)
Eno
literally who?
Bjork
Gener vs Deaner
Beck vs Jim O'Rourke would be pretty good.
either way the audience loses unless they kill each other
malkmus for sure. doug is too sweet.
Henry Rollins vs. Glenn Danzig
stewart copeland. god you guys are faggy.
trent reznor.
bowie. how is byrne going to throw a solid punch in those oversized blazers?
love conquers all. even brian wilson's creativity.
hank williams v. little richard
Zach Hill unfortunately
Mozart
Ray
Mike
Fripp
Probably Trent but who knows, maybe Rivers has some autismo strength up his sleeve.
Bowie
GG
Cab
MC Ride
Panda
Tina
Roger
Stephen
Dave Gahan and Martin Gore vs Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook
hank
Varg (armed with a full suit of armor and weapons) vs. All of Mayhem (unarmed)
Varg because he would wait till they were all intoxicated / passed out / asleep and then claim self defense
Roger Waters vs John Waters
H.R. (80s) vs MC Ride
Brian Wilson vs. Paul McCartney
fuck that now I want a Ride/GG collab
Zakk's gonna take it, Steele is too busy smouldering at him
Vicious
David Bowie is already dead
Brian due to superior american genetics and pure retard strength
Steven Wilson vs Steve Albini
Trent Reznor vs Henry Rollins
Richey Edwards vs Layne Staley
Thom Yorke
Rivers Cuomo
danzig
kim
kendrick
malcolm x
autreche
richard d james*
madlib
bjork*
* = would absolutely destroy
Noel Gallagher vs Liam Gallagher
80's morrissey vs 2017 brian wilson
Liberace Vs Little Richard
Ian Anderson vs. John Anderson
Battle of evil
King Diamond vs Papa Emeritus 1 2 and 3
Screamin' Jay Hawkins vs MC Ride
Varg vs Charlie Manson
Rozz Williams vs Dead
3 round tournament, who wins each round ?
Elvis Presley vs M.C. Ride
I bet Patton is fucking crazy. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Iggy Pop vs MC Ride
Dave Grohl vs Kurt Cobain
Noel
Ian
King Diamond
J Hawkins
Varg
Rozz
Ariel Pink and R Stevie Moore vs Chvrches and Grimes
Ian
he's a bit older but still pretty fit for his age
John turned into a fat fuck
Stevie Wonder's going to KO that old fuck
Seeing as Kurt maybe one of the biggest pussies ever I'm going to go with Dave.
Ludwig Van
zach for sure
beethoven
depends if stevie really can see or not. if not, ray charles
oh patton would FUCK kiedis' shit up
fripp is a savage and the government literally unironically pays him to be a tactical rapist - although reunion-era NMH jeff is full on bear dad mode. tough call, will give it to fripp though.
90's rivers > 90's trent but 10's trent > 90's rivers
bowie, byrne's a pussy
guy
GG easily, le screaming black man wouldn't be able to handle it
no one
danzig, gordon, yeezy, malcolm x, autechre, RDJ, flylo, bjork
mike love
tina
bono
doug mostly because malkmus is a bitch
wasn't deaner an enforcer when he played hockey? easily deaner
round 1
King Diamond
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Charlie Manson
Dead
round 2
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Charlie Manson
round 3
Charlie Manson
Stewart Copeland man. Waaay faster.
>Diamond vs. Emeritus
I think diamond could take any of them 8/10
>Hawkins vs. Ride
His shock tactics wouldn't work, Ride takes 8/10
>Varg vs. Manson
Good old Charlie is a known manlet who was too pussy to kill people so he had goons, varg is tall nord with retard strength so he takes 10/10
>Rozz vs. Dead
Dead takes 7/10
J. Cole vs Drake the pussy fight
daft punk vs justice
jason pierce vs anton newcombe
mick jagger vs paul mccartney
dr. dre vs busta rhymes
matt pike vs jus oborn
jim
danzig
hank
varg
roger
HR is a pussy who has like brain cancer or something, MC ride
paul
liam
kurdt couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag
drake would knock himself out before cole threw a punch
justice, paul, busta
>jason pierce vs anton newcombe
I think they would get along and rig up together before the fight
they're 2 weeks into rehab and they're fighting over a gram of H
MC Ride vs 80s Gira
Every Member of Yes vs. Every Member of King Crimson (with two brufords)
Jeff Buckley vs. Tim Buckley
Ghost vs. Slipknot
Brian Wilson vs. Mike Love
Steve Albini vs. Kevin Shields
Boris vs. Sunn O))) (With Attila)
Merzbow vs. Boyd Rice
80s Gira takes it due to his antics, dude got naked on stage, licked the floor, was constantly on psychedelics.
Iggy for sure.
Flying Lotus vs Captain Murphy
shit then Anton because Jason's liver is fucked and the chemo he's on has him neer to death already
shit man gotta listen to some Spiritualized now
king crimson
jeff
ghost
mike, because brian is too good
steve vs kevin is a stalemate
sunn destroys boris
merzbow refuses to defend himself and is knocked out after surprisingly resisting for a good 20 minutes
Stewart Copeland, easily. Zach would just take his dick out.
Depends. Mozart could sneak up on Beethoven before the fight began. Otherwise I'd say Beethoven.
They would both lose because they'd fight the wrong people.
Fripp because Jeff's pirating only makes Fripp stronger.
Rivers. Trent is all talk.
Bowie easily. Byrne would run away pretty fast though.
Ride. Allin would just throw shit at himself.
Mike Love obviously- he'll knock sense into Panda the way he did to Brian Wilson.
Rock's biggest pussies fighting each other? I'd say Bono, only because Rogers would complain that his inability to fight is due to his mother.
Malkmus, as he's secretly a country boy at heart.
Rollins. I'm genuinely afraid of that man.
Liam
Ian Anderson, easily. Jon is too THICC
Dave would win only because Kurt would shoot himself.
Alright, here's one: Phil Collins versus Bill Bruford
>Phil Collins versus Peter Gabriel
that's a good one too.
bono, because he's irish
Michael Gira vs. Will Toledo
elias vs carseat headrest
the boipucci battle
Fred Durst vs Jonathan Davis