ITT Pick two musicians, other anons tell you who'd win in a fight

ITT Pick two musicians, other anons tell you who'd win in a fight

>Zach Hill vs. Stewart Copeland

Mozart
Beethoven

Xasthur
Striborg

Ray Charles vs Stevie Wonder

i thought that blonde kid was yolandi for a sec, was about to fap

Mozart would probably smear shit in Beethoven's face or something

Clearly Beethoven

Stevie

zach hill
beethoven
literally who
ray

richard hell vs. varg (both in their primes, no weapons)

Mike Patton vs Anthony Kiedis

Robert "DID YOU PIRATE MY MUSIC?" Fripp vs Jeff "ARE YOU RECORDING ME?" Mangum

albert ayler
eric dolphy

papa fripp would straight murder mangum if you said he pirated a song one time

There wouldn't be a Jeff left.

Patton

Ray Charles seems a bit harder

I'm only saying Xasthur because I know who that is

Beethoven. Mozart was a bit of a baby

Zach Hill

Trent Reznor vs. Rivers Cuomo

Euronymous
A lamp

Phil Anselmo vs Tom Araya

Fred Frith vs Christian Vander

David Byrne vs David Bowie

TRONT

A lamp

probably rivers desu

Ian MacKaye
Guy Picciotto

Zach Hill
Mozart
Stevie
Patton
Fripp
Reznor

xasthur has experience from growing up in shitty neigbourhoods in southern california but striborg has retard strength + cave shrieking, so i'd say he has the moderate advantage

MC Ride or GG Allin?

MC Ride would beat the shit out of Allin

Cab Calloway vs Lady Gaga

anyone have that youtube edit where Scott was calling out Russel (or vice versa)?

If the black guy wins, it's misogyny.
if the girl wins, it's racist.

>Lady Gaga girl
kek

But GG fights dirty

but mc ride was born dirty

zach hill is really strong/fit and his style of drumming is very demanding, he'd definitely win

beethoven

probably striborg desu, he's bigger/less depressed

ray charles

richard hell was a little realer/more experienced i think, varg in his 20s was basically an angry norwegian kid who was dissatisfied with how safe and pampered his society was but richard hell really had lived in sketchy situations and bad neighbourhoods

patton, obvs

fripp is old but jeff is a cuck, hard to say

i think ayler was probably way more physically developed/had more stamina, the dude blew a lot harder than dolphy and would be unpredictable in a fight

the answer to this one is self-evident

phil

frith is v. cerebral but i get the impression that christian is more able to bring a kind of force or intensity, plus drums are more physically demanding than guitars

bowie

i'd say they're about evenly matched, although mackaye seems more forceful while guy is faster

gg was a major smackhead, i'd put ride

honestly not sure about this one

alice glass vs grimes

danzig vs henry rollins
debbie googe vs kim gordon
kendrick lamar vs kanye west
rev martin luther king vs malcolm x
boards of canada vs autechre
brian eno vs richard d james
flying lotus vs madlib
bjork vs grimes

Shane Macgowan vs Death Grips

yeah but have you seen MC Ride? he has muscles in places I didn't even know existed

He does everything dirty. :^)

Pete Steele vs Zakk Wylde

Jason Williamson VS Sid Vicious

Mike Love
Panda Bear

Poor ol Gary

rollins, debbie, kendrick, malcolm, autechre, rdj, madlib, grimes

but GG has special shit flinging power + aids blood

Tina Turner - Cher

Roger Waters vs Bono

stephen malkmus vs doug martsch

Danzig
Kim Gordon
doesn't matter
Malcolm X (king was a pacifist)
Eno
literally who?
Bjork

Gener vs Deaner

Beck vs Jim O'Rourke would be pretty good.

either way the audience loses unless they kill each other

malkmus for sure. doug is too sweet.

Henry Rollins vs. Glenn Danzig

stewart copeland. god you guys are faggy.

trent reznor.

bowie. how is byrne going to throw a solid punch in those oversized blazers?

love conquers all. even brian wilson's creativity.

hank williams v. little richard

Zach Hill unfortunately
Mozart
Ray
Mike
Fripp
Probably Trent but who knows, maybe Rivers has some autismo strength up his sleeve.
Bowie
GG
Cab
MC Ride
Panda
Tina
Roger
Stephen

Dave Gahan and Martin Gore vs Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook

hank

Varg (armed with a full suit of armor and weapons) vs. All of Mayhem (unarmed)

Varg because he would wait till they were all intoxicated / passed out / asleep and then claim self defense

Roger Waters vs John Waters
H.R. (80s) vs MC Ride
Brian Wilson vs. Paul McCartney


fuck that now I want a Ride/GG collab
Zakk's gonna take it, Steele is too busy smouldering at him
Vicious

David Bowie is already dead

Brian due to superior american genetics and pure retard strength

Steven Wilson vs Steve Albini
Trent Reznor vs Henry Rollins
Richey Edwards vs Layne Staley

Thom Yorke
Rivers Cuomo

danzig
kim
kendrick
malcolm x
autreche
richard d james*
madlib
bjork*

* = would absolutely destroy

Noel Gallagher vs Liam Gallagher

80's morrissey vs 2017 brian wilson

Liberace Vs Little Richard

Ian Anderson vs. John Anderson

Battle of evil

King Diamond vs Papa Emeritus 1 2 and 3
Screamin' Jay Hawkins vs MC Ride

Varg vs Charlie Manson
Rozz Williams vs Dead

3 round tournament, who wins each round ?

Elvis Presley vs M.C. Ride

I bet Patton is fucking crazy. I wouldn't want to fight him.

Iggy Pop vs MC Ride

Dave Grohl vs Kurt Cobain

Noel

Ian

King Diamond
J Hawkins
Varg
Rozz

Ariel Pink and R Stevie Moore vs Chvrches and Grimes

Ian
he's a bit older but still pretty fit for his age
John turned into a fat fuck

Stevie Wonder's going to KO that old fuck

Seeing as Kurt maybe one of the biggest pussies ever I'm going to go with Dave.

Ludwig Van

zach for sure

beethoven

depends if stevie really can see or not. if not, ray charles

oh patton would FUCK kiedis' shit up

fripp is a savage and the government literally unironically pays him to be a tactical rapist - although reunion-era NMH jeff is full on bear dad mode. tough call, will give it to fripp though.

90's rivers > 90's trent but 10's trent > 90's rivers

bowie, byrne's a pussy

guy

GG easily, le screaming black man wouldn't be able to handle it

no one

danzig, gordon, yeezy, malcolm x, autechre, RDJ, flylo, bjork

mike love

tina

bono

doug mostly because malkmus is a bitch

wasn't deaner an enforcer when he played hockey? easily deaner

round 1
King Diamond
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Charlie Manson
Dead

round 2
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Charlie Manson

round 3
Charlie Manson

Stewart Copeland man. Waaay faster.

>Diamond vs. Emeritus
I think diamond could take any of them 8/10
>Hawkins vs. Ride
His shock tactics wouldn't work, Ride takes 8/10
>Varg vs. Manson
Good old Charlie is a known manlet who was too pussy to kill people so he had goons, varg is tall nord with retard strength so he takes 10/10
>Rozz vs. Dead
Dead takes 7/10

J. Cole vs Drake the pussy fight

daft punk vs justice
jason pierce vs anton newcombe
mick jagger vs paul mccartney
dr. dre vs busta rhymes
matt pike vs jus oborn

jim

danzig

hank

varg

roger
HR is a pussy who has like brain cancer or something, MC ride
paul

liam

kurdt couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag

drake would knock himself out before cole threw a punch

justice, paul, busta

>jason pierce vs anton newcombe
I think they would get along and rig up together before the fight

they're 2 weeks into rehab and they're fighting over a gram of H

MC Ride vs 80s Gira

Every Member of Yes vs. Every Member of King Crimson (with two brufords)
Jeff Buckley vs. Tim Buckley
Ghost vs. Slipknot
Brian Wilson vs. Mike Love
Steve Albini vs. Kevin Shields
Boris vs. Sunn O))) (With Attila)
Merzbow vs. Boyd Rice
80s Gira takes it due to his antics, dude got naked on stage, licked the floor, was constantly on psychedelics.

Iggy for sure.

Flying Lotus vs Captain Murphy

shit then Anton because Jason's liver is fucked and the chemo he's on has him neer to death already

shit man gotta listen to some Spiritualized now

king crimson
jeff
ghost
mike, because brian is too good
steve vs kevin is a stalemate
sunn destroys boris
merzbow refuses to defend himself and is knocked out after surprisingly resisting for a good 20 minutes

Stewart Copeland, easily. Zach would just take his dick out.

Depends. Mozart could sneak up on Beethoven before the fight began. Otherwise I'd say Beethoven.

They would both lose because they'd fight the wrong people.

Fripp because Jeff's pirating only makes Fripp stronger.

Rivers. Trent is all talk.

Bowie easily. Byrne would run away pretty fast though.

Ride. Allin would just throw shit at himself.

Mike Love obviously- he'll knock sense into Panda the way he did to Brian Wilson.

Rock's biggest pussies fighting each other? I'd say Bono, only because Rogers would complain that his inability to fight is due to his mother.

Malkmus, as he's secretly a country boy at heart.

Rollins. I'm genuinely afraid of that man.

Liam

Ian Anderson, easily. Jon is too THICC

Dave would win only because Kurt would shoot himself.

Alright, here's one: Phil Collins versus Bill Bruford

>Phil Collins versus Peter Gabriel

that's a good one too.

bono, because he's irish

Michael Gira vs. Will Toledo

elias vs carseat headrest
the boipucci battle

Fred Durst vs Jonathan Davis