/metal/ /meal/

bad vocals edition
previously on meal

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anyone got blackened glam recs?

Riffs are fucking great but voaclas are gay youtube.com/watch?v=p4q59D18Qec

celtic frost- cold lake

can we still post big anime tiddies in this thread?

>bad vocals edition
what the hell were they thinking
a+ thrash ruined by a drunken chiken being sexually abused

What's your 2017 aoty so far?

What are you taking about? The vocals on that are absolutely perfect.

sure why not
only acceptable answer (and only acceptable glam)

I've heard many songs that have great instrumentals but get fucked over by shitty vocals
Case 1:
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Case 2:
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The instrumentals are 10/10 but the vocals killed the album entirely for me.

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Watain
Satyricon

>bad vocals
So all extremekek metal goes without saying obvs

What's wrong with AW's vocals?

Non-harmonious, indecipherable != bad

Probably just has a shitty rip of the CD

say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

If I had to guess? Some kind of throat cancer, or possibly someone was choking him

gay

Sure where do you live

Non-harmonious, indecipherable != good

bad=bad
extremekek=bad

I live in your heart you piece of shit

Okay I'll say to my chest now

I did it, now what

It's shit like this that proves that all musicians need to release a non-vocal version of all their songs.

keep lying to yourself and everyone else until you alienate everyone who could ever care about you and die alone and unaware of a world beyond your narrow, blurry vision

let's have an instrumental metal thread

WHY IS THERE NO GOOD 2017 METAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't hear it

Okay done

Anything else?

that great old ones album released in january was pretty alright

You're not dead yet you filthy liar

It's fucking shit you disgusting nu-male faggot

I'm really digging those vocals. Music's boring and generic though

Wait a second

If you're in my heart, you'd be dead now too, so how can you be posting? You're a fucking liar you liar

it was pretty alright

THEY ACCUSED ME OF A CRIME
I DIDN'T COMMIT
IT WAS SOME OTHER GUY
IT WASN'T ME
THEY WOULDN'T GIVE IN
THEY WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME

That's how I know you're not dead, genius

Do you have ear cancer or possibly someone choking your ears?

I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT
BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
WHYYYY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME??

And that's how I know you fucking lied to me about being in my heart

Are you saying you're currently dead?

Yeah, because I'm not some dishonest asshole like you

How do you choke one's ear?

IF YOU AIN'T THE GRANDDADY OF ALL LIARS

Are you saying you're my grandson?

You tell me ear-choker

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It's a secret

Post metal to cheer me up :3

>Post metal

nth for Slavic Nazis

Give good, non obvious Slavic NSBM recs.

fucking Branikald and Forest (same guy)

:< Isis are meanies

It always baffles me when people are surprised by Slavic Nazis.

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Got them both already. Blazebirth Hall is all great stuff.

Not surprised at all. I'm a fan. Seems that the only decent stuff coming out of Russia is NSBM, go figure.

I find there's nothing quite like Branikald's Rdjandalir except further albums by Branikald and Forest. It's magical. To think I bought that album on a whim knowing nothing of the Blazebirth Hall

The new Fen album desu

>To think I bought that album on a whim knowing nothing of the Blazebirth Hall
Lucky mate. You have it on vinyl or something?

New Labyrinth will be AOTY

Nah, at risk of getting laughed at, I'm a compact disk kinda guy

No judgement here. That's awesome. Probably my all time favorite BM album, next to Noontide, tbqh.

>tfw seeing Ghost Bath this week

What should i expect, /meal/?

Ghost Bath, obviously

>Great albums that were unjustly written off because of their surrounding context
I wish Vikernes had only released Belus and this album after getting out of jail and then called the band off

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>Memezum
>not constantly praised by self-deluded cucks
that's a pretty unique sounding album, I'll give you that

needs pic related

>Any album that's popular is Nu-Male
Never change meal

How is Power Trip and Mastodon "nu-male"?

t. nu-males

>newfags still fall for the numale meme

>How is [...] Mastodon "nu-male"?
hahaha, did you just join us this year or what?

t. nu-male trying to neutralize the meme

>Soen

I wanted this band to be good because Martin Lopez was a killer drummer for Opeth, but they just sound like a shitty Tool worship band.

What's Lunar Shadow like?

Why does Sup Forums at large get so triggered by dad rock and '80s metal, anyway?

how is anyone supposed to know? You'd have to ask every posted individually

Because /metal/ is full of third-world niggers without a dad
fact: you can't like dadrock or 80s metal without being raised by a bro-tier dad
If your dad was a cuck or a dead beat nigger, you'll probably into nu-male doom and atmoshit

Hot grills like it that's all you need to know

there are no niggers in the third world outside of africa, though, and I doubt we have many Zimbabweans posting here

pleasant, inoffensive, lacks balls

why the fuck didn't anyone tell me about this?

Trend hoppers, just like Eternal Champion and Sumerlands

missing Vomit Kult, Hellripper, and Misanthropic Existence

Because it's one of the most renowned canadian metal albums and not knowing about it is your fault, not ours

>bad vocals

I got you my man. Blakkheim has some shite vocals on Diabolical Masquerade, but the guitarwork is so tasty.

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Trad with it's balls cut off

The most boring shit I've heard this year

>Eternal Champion and Sumerlands
Those are good though

>Vomit Kult
Listening right now, it's not great but it's nu-male repellent

>Trad metal revivals

When will it stop

MAKE WAY FOR THE INCINERATOR

revivals never stop once they get going

When will we have a good music revival scene

i've seen the band mentioned a couple times but nobody told me it was that essential. just can't believe it flew under the radar so long

Hopefully never
Tell that to emo

What is your favorite alternative metal song Sup Forums

>Tfw I fell for the pornogrind meme

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