Why can't i go to heaven /b?

Why can't i go to heaven /b?

you can. just repent.

Because you're a faggot!

Why bother? No whiskey no poker and no comrades.

Because heaven doesn't exist.

...because heaven is coming to us.

If you told me you were drowning...

I would not lend a hand.

So you can wipe out that grin...

I know where you've been...

It's all been a pack o' lies!

DA-DUM BA-DUM DA-DUM BADUM DUM DUM DUM!

you're already there

Better be a fag than autist like you

Doesn't feel like it

I don't drink

you've never been to hell so you have nothing to compare heaven too

This
Fags aren't allowed in heaven ,faggot

How do you know how heaven feels then?

Yes it does nigger.Heaven is in your heart.

Fuck off pls

Kek

Don't be a fag

Okay

Please user

I've been to hell and am currently in heaven (just like you). If you think this dimension is bad you obviously haven't spend a lifetime in hell.

Okay I will just kill myself now
Thank you

I wouldn't personally. The fact that you're in heaven now means you didn't fuck up in your last life. I'd savior your moments here

What if this is hell?
Dude...

This^

Nah my life is fucked anyway. I don't think it can be more fucked than already is