Wish for something and corrupt the post before yours. I wish for cake

Wish for something and corrupt the post before yours. I wish for cake

The cake is a lie.

I wish for a dick in my asshole.

I want to have sex with him. To fell his body and to finger his butthole. No homo.

Granted, but it's a whale's dick. I wish for some pussy.

That is homo
I wish for another drink to help with the pain

>I wish for cake
Wish granted! You look so pretty.

granted but it's whale semen

i wish for reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

You get a reply but it's immunity cat
I wish for death

You die but are reincarnated as immunity cat

Make a wish fucktard

I wish for another wish

granted, but forced to wish for death

I wish for a giant pizza with good flavor and toppings

Its so big it crushes you to death

I wish for a qt trap gf

Granted but they have a 9" horse cock and your the bottom
I wish for the car of my dreams

have to be asleep to make it functional

I wish for the most comfortable mattress in the world

Granted but you can never sleep on it
I wish I could fly

you can fly, but you can only go two miles per hour

I wish I was ripped

You are ripped but in the literal sense like paper

I wish for a billion dollars

Zimbabwean currency

I wish I was the most attractive man on Earth

granted but the vd you catch from all that sex kills you in a year

i wish i was a child again

But you die when you touch a woman.

I wish I was poor so I could tell if a woman liked me for more than just my money

But your memory is wiped.

I wish my cock was long enough to suck myself off.

Granted but you relive everything exactly the same as the first time it happened

I wish I could time travel

Granted but you can never get yourself off

I wish that my internet wasn't shit

>I wish I could time travel
But only to last tuesday

But only 1 millisecond into the past.

Wish I had xray vision for only clothes and underwear

You can only fuck other men

Every time someone limits my power, I take their power

granted, but you may only travel forwards in your own life until you die and not backwards.

I wish that i was stronger

Granted but the only people who limit your power have no power to start with

I wish I had enough money to do what I want

Granted but everyone else gets stronger as well

I wish for a good night's sleep

.

Granted but it's a cat

I wish for a dog

pussy is granted. it's attached to a negress

I wish I was drunk.

Granted but your black out drunk don't remember anything and wake up with a God awful hangover

I wish for another slice of pecan pie

granted but you drop it on the floor after receiving it

i wish for a stand

Granted but it will never stand

I wish for a new amp

granted but it will never amplify

i wish for the ability to fly

Granted but only 1" off the ground and at the same speed you walk

I wish it was colder

OK but it's only nice and cool for other people, you're freezing cold all the time

I wish for x-ray vision and better normal sight

Granted but your x-ray vision gives people cancer and your sight is only better while wearing glasses

I wish for a better computer

AI intelligence granted, computer enslaves you.

I wish for world peace

Granted but you can only use it 3 minutes a day.

I wish I found a better job

Granted but it's not our world

I wish that cartoon network was good again

granted but it's now a pay channel.

I wish for trump's impeachment.

Granted but Mike Pence becomes POTUS (easy one)

I wish I had more friends