We need a creepy, vaguely Eastern-European character for about ten minutes in the pic---

>we need a creepy, vaguely Eastern-European character for about ten minutes in the pic---

>DON'T WORRY I'VE ALREADY GOT HIM ON THE PHONE

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But he's swedish

He's fucking loaded, he can pick and choose roles like nothing

but he always plays the eastern european character.

are you implying swedes can't be eastern european, african or middle eastern?

>the part in Lost World when he swears in swedish
based Peter

...

>Hi, I'm here for the casting call?

I already reported him to the Swedish Tolerance Force. This racist will never see the sunlight ever again.

>

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>He's fucking loaded

you can say that again

>W-

>he's already filmed his part, sir

>he thinks Swedish forces will do anything at all
be racist or be tolerant, at most people will whine at you on social media

Swedes play russians all the time.

>If you have literally any non-white character in your movie, just give me a call, here's my card

>$215m

what

>we need a non-threatening actor that can pass for an arab, paki, indian, egyptian, native indian, while it not being too weird that he has a blonde, blue eyed white daughter

I'LL TAKE TAKE ROLE. ANY ROLE AS LONG AS I'M AN AMERICAN IN IT

Hey man, the Devil isn't American!

he plays a canadian in how i met your mother

>we need someone vaguely ethnic, but not so ethnic that we make a statement

>he was in the Mr. Brightside music video

Creeped me out a bit.

youtube.com/watch?v=C5y5Y-cHRkM

I was wondering why I always thought of him as the go to guy when you needed someone to play the president

>Lebanese
Always thought of him as a Jew desu.

>we need a grizzled military type who doesn't take any shit

I always just thought of him as being from Green Bay.

we know you're a versatile actor so we got roles as a cop, detective, private eye, FBI agent...

Would this be considered vidyakino?

I used to be able to recite that script word for word.

he often plays a guy without an arm
>Starship Troopers
>Memento
and something else

BADGE AND GUN COHLE

...

>vidyakino

Fuck off, moron.

>We need a high rank police/military man

UNCLE-FUCKIN'-BULLY!

ARRRRGH SPONGEBOB!!!

Isn't Canada in North America?

and the devil

>The Machinist
>Total Recall

how??