My life is over Sup Forums

My life is over Sup Forums

>be me 26
>have a good job
>be together with 23 yo gf for a year now
>she is still at uni
>we make a perfect pair
>do lots of shit
>love to travel
>today she calls me at work if we can meet up
>of course we can
>leave at lunch break
>see her from the distance
>my perfect gf how can I be so lucky
>then I go straight to hell
>with a perfect happy smile she tells me
>"user I am pregnant"
>my mind blows up like the world trade center on 911
>I see how our everyday programs hanging out together and travelling ends up being at home with a retarded crying baby
>"are you not happy?"
>I surely had a horrible face because I didn't say anything, and I said the biggest retard thing of my life
>"I am just....well...is it too late for abortion?"
>she went full crazy swearing at me what a fucking fuck I am
>she tells me that she is going home and then she leaves to her parents
>go back to work
>go now finally home, she packed her things
>call her several times but she won't answer

what the fuck to do.........
I love her but I don't want a fucking baby.....

Lol

It is not so funny...

Your life is over user, you fucked up by not wrapping your dick accept the consequences

Condoms are cheap, vasectomies are foolproof and reversible, the pill is free. Nice job fucking the next 18 years of you life up, you stupid piece of shit.

This tears me apart to say but I don't want a baby as I said. Can she sue me to pay child support?

You only fucked up by not going with it. It's only rough for like the first year. If she was really the "girl of your dreams" and the first thing you said was "can we kill it?" you're too autistic for happiness anyway.

Dumb cunt.

Man the fuck up OP. You made kid, now raise it.

Or leave her a single mom and be a nigger.

Shit man that sucks. Just gonna have to prove to her you still love her cause she sounds important to you. Just be a man and tell her you don't want to have a baby. I personally don't believe it's wrong to take something without consciousness you know but that's just me. But then again maybe you should just think about raising the baby cause having a baby is awesome.I've never had one but like it's the start of your new family that should be awesome for you

She can and most likely will better to just suck it up and stay with her

Yeah, pro tip: discuss getting abortions and how babies ruin lives before getting a dick near her cooch.

man fuck her. if you dont want to be a father just let her go! probably, she only got pregnant because she has a stable life and decided that uni is hard and raising a kid is much easier and you will get fucked in the ass because someone needs to pay bills soo...

anyways theres a lot of gurls better than she...post a pic of her... well decide whats better for ui

man try to feed her abortion pills or bail the fuck out of that city/state/country

you will either care for it or pay for it

I wanna Hitler every one of you faggots that call collage "uni" "oh my girlfriend is still in university" you know how fuckin stupid you sound?

Either you excuse yourself and help raise the baby or thats it mate.

>Male of breeding age
>Mates with female of breeding age
>They fall in love
>A child is conceived

"I FUCKED MY LIFE UP"

Great job society, great job.

>i don't want a baby
>fucks girl in the vagina and come inside

you are a retard and feel sorry for your aborted fetus.

fuck u idiot. the girl has to do the fuckin pills

>"can we kill it?"

I just blocked. I know it sounds bad but holy shit.

I just can't change my life so fast. I can't. Why... Everything was so bright yesterday and now.....maybe I am a selfish fuck but I want to have a great career and spending money for shit and travelling while I am still young and not this..

great...just fucking great...

I fucking hate babies. Every single fucking time when I see one they are fucking retarded.

I fucked up....I fucked up...

lots of fish in the tank user, don't worry

She wont call answer your calls.
Problem solved my nigga.

man you right! spend your money on shits for you. if she wants to get a baby go adopt one for himself! lol where da fuck did you say i want a baby?! wtf gurls today get pregnat to fuck a dudes life!

man you have a good job, earning some good money! can do whatever you want!

she still in college or university dont know,
will spend all your money for diapers and shit

cant sleep at night!!

man is just up to you, if you want a good life or a bad life

>the girl has

are you 12 y/o?, dumb bitch, the girls has nothing to do, because even if is her fault an she didn't take the pills for any reason, you are equally fucked, if you don't want baby don't fuck the girl in the cunt and come in her cervix like an idiot.

keep calling and messaging everywhere so she knows that you feel sorry and worry about her.
she will finally calm down and you can talk. then just explain your position.

also: having a kid is pretty cool, too. life becomes a totally new perspective and you will soon feel like all that life before must have been meaningless.
seriously, having an awesome kid can rock

actually been there user
I was terrified to be a father we split up in that progress

now my daughter is actually the best thing in my Life and i wouldnt want to miss her any second

U will experience the same i promise that noone doesnt love their children

The first thing you need to do is to get yourself a nice, fresh meal to enjoy. Give you time to think. Maybe a little wine to relax you, so you can weigh up the options.

You need to do this, because the pasta you just served up is very stale

LOL

This.

>has sex without protection
>genuinely surprised when gf says she's pregnant

You're a fucking knob m8.

shit the fuck up. i know that i are a girlie bitch. GTFO. this is only guys matters.

now go fuck urself

I wish i had children at your age. I waited until I was in my late thirties. Now I will never know rest.

you are young enough to be a good father, and then still have some time at the end of your life to yourself. be a man, be a father. it will change your life for the better.

>is it too late for abortion?

that's fucking savage.

keksimus maximus

You sir, are a cunt

I can't decide if this is a positive thing or not

this hurt me the most in this thread

I sent her some messages on fb and on her phone that I want to talk, I just don't know if I really want. What should I tell her I didn't change my mind?

I am a manchild myself, she took care of me. (she usually makes me some good food when I get home from work, now I am eating bread with nutella) I can't take care a kid, and I don't want to. I never liked kids. When we visited a relative with a kid with my family I never wanted to take one in my hands.

I have only whiskey and it tastes like shit

I fucked up I know please don't make me kill myself

I just can't imagine it how can it change my life for better. Taking care a retarded baby instead of doing my hobbies.

You're so fucked bro. Better hope she miscarries. You're life its too over.

You have two options right now.

1= apologize and tell her you couldn't think. Then feed her abortion pills in secret and hope she has a miscarriage.(look up other ways for miscarriage and do that too) THEN USE CONDOM IN FUTURE YOU DUMB FUCK.

2= Tell her you don't want the kid and she breaks up with you. Then she will chase you around for child support and you will be bleeding for the next 18 years. A lot of drama with your life(future wife, your kids later on, this kid when he grows up, etc.)

man lol.. just chill!!!

are you prepared for a kid?! yes or no?

do you want her at ur side?! do you love she that much to have kids with her?!

you have to decide good life alone, or life sucks at first but then get better and you have some pussy to eat.

Oh and the third option

3= Accept the fuck up and raise the kid, marry the girl, live happily ever after.

The baby is not retarded. You're retarded.

>I just can't imagine it how can it change my life for better. Taking care a retarded baby instead of doing my hobbies.

because you begin to live for someone else instead of yourself.

almost impossible to explain, but all good fathers will agree. You are not that young. By the age of 26 you should have all of your selfish partying videogames for 10 straight hours out of your system.

No one is ready to become a dad for the first time. But the universe chose this time for you. embrace it, and become the man you were meant to be.

kek.

You're a moron OP. Accept that fact and move on, hope the baby doesn't turn out to be a moron as well and make sure you never reproduce again :^)

Now if you'll excuse me, i have my nice childless life to lead and time to spend that won't be interrupted by a autistic crying baby.

Stupid fuck, now you don't have your girl, will never get a better with your child support-owing-ass, and won't have the relationship you should with your offspring. All of life is about legacy, you just created a shit one.

If you haven't already, apologise for being such a tool in the heat of the moment - but that in thee heat of the moment, you were terrified by the enormity of the situation.
Then let her know that when she feels up to it you want to talk properly about what to do next.

I'm not surprised she took her stuff and moved out if she thinks you truly meant what you said - it doesn't sound like you really did mean to be so callous in the way you said it, even it is the way you'd like to go.

When you eventually meet up with her, you're going to be on the back foot by being so unthinking with the way you worded your response the first time, so you'll have to be totally open to her point of view (and if you're not, you're going to have to appear so), otherwise you might be as fucked as everyone else is saying.

There's plenty of room for reconciliation here because emotions are still very high, but you're going to have to be far less entitled and fucking autistic about it - whatever happens next, you are 50% responsible for what is currently growing inside your girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend as the case may be), and that is the reality.

The only way you can be a cunt about this is either by:
a) Running away and/or hiding
b) Trying to manipulate or pressure this poor girl into an abortion - you both decided to have unprotected sex, and this very situation is what the protection is from. Suck it up.

I hope it gets resolved OP. And for the sake of everyone involved, if not yourself, please don't an hero - potentially, a child might need you in the world now, and that is all the more reason to live.

What if I don't have the selfish partying videogames for 10 straight hours out of my system yet?

ya fucked up, son

I had a kid at 26 too. Freaked the fuck out and didn't know what to do either. Lots of people responding hitting you with some real advice so I'll keep mine short. Noone's ready the first time. Man the fuck up and get ready to be a dad. The love you'll have for your child is strong. You'll die for them. Man up and marry that chick before a real man does and then raises your kid demoting you to a cuck

>can we kill our son plox

She played you for the fool you are. Now you get to pay her tuition in the form of "Child Support" Now she's entitled to your shit.

You deserve it for wanting the murder the innocent child to begin with you fucking degenerate.

if you dont want a kid in your life, you probably wont succeed to raise children.

get her cunt tossed to abortion clinic.

She can and will sue your ass for child support, dead certain. 18 or 25 years in some countries. there is no way around it. maybe in somalia or syria. but in every other country: no way. vasectomy costs less than 1000 $ and you can live your life free as you want it. But no. you decided to let a woman make your life choices. Congrats.

>MOM, TENDIES
>coming boopsykin!

>my nice childless life

you go get em user, you show the world how great it is to be you. over weight, pimple ridden, down trodden pile of nigger shit that'll never know the pleasure of inserting his penis into a vagina.

GOD SPEED YOU RETARDED FUCK.

>could use condoms
>doesn't use condoms
sorry OP but your a dumbass and now your going to deal with the consequences of being a dumbass

This

Or get a good lawyer and set terms before it comes

>I just can't imagine it how can it change my life for better. Taking care a retarded baby instead of doing my hobbies.
It can't.
If you do not want a kid you will be a shit father.
Sure tons of breeders want to see your happiness die like their did. They are now shit fathers and telling themselves they are great or "doing the best they can".

With this baby your future dies. You will live in poverty. In just 10-20 years you will be one of those sad subhumans who lives vicariously through their kids (see any small town in Ohio or TX for an example of the worst of this).

Talk to a lawyer and see if you can get her to sign a contract that absolves you of all child support.

Then get the fuck out. Join teh peace corps or something. Live your life, make money, be happy. And if one day you feel like adding another hungry mouth to a grossly over populated world at least at that point you have a chance at raising a productive member of society rather than trash that the rest of us have to support.

Don't listen to the breeders, like livestock they do not tend to have higher brain functions.

>man fuck her.

He's way ahead of you, buddy.

Yep.

then you temper yourself and do it in your limited freetime.

I hated kids when I was young too, but theres no possibility you will hate your own. You will know and experience a new type of love that some people will never know.

It's the reason why we are here. Not to please ourselves, but to create the next generation. To pass on our knowledge, our dreams, our morals and traditions. You will find new meaning and purpose in your life. You can't see it now but it will redefine you as a new, better man.

Do I have to spell this out for you?
>ask to meet someplace fairly unpopulated
>run up in a mask, demand wallet it a strange voice
>boot her in the fucking stomach as hard as you can
>run with wallet
>from a safe distance take off mask, sweatshirt, sweats, change shoes
>walk back to her and be the hero
>act like you changed your mind and you want the kid so you freak out and drive to the hospital asap
>lose the kid, keep the girl, be the hero

Pay child support get another girlfriend, and keep travel and ps4 gaming.

If you suck in life go suffer to facebook fagg op

Kisses

You will once the kid is born.

Just man up and raise the damn kid. Quit being a scared little faggot. You can try delicately raising the possibility of adoption, but if she wants to keep the child and you love her then do you part as a parent. Otherwise, start budgeting for 18 years of child support.

don;t listen to this faggot.

he is the one with no future. millions of years of evolution dies because of this selfish faggot. in less than five years after his death, his pathetic life will have amounted to nothing and will be remembered by no one.

lol you have 2 options
>disapear completely
or
>suck it up and be a dad
because she wants the kid so

Make an abortion smoothie or pay for the rest of your life.

Are you actually fucking retarded beyond believe? Think logically for a fucking second you utter fucking retard.

Do you honestly believe my mom would make me tendies if she knew I had a child? Do you think she would have the time to make me tendies if she also had to take care of my child? Laughing my fucking ass off, you are quite literally implying that diapers for that shitting little autistic meatbag is more important then my tendies.

Look dear user, I turn 37 this year alright. I still have a long live ahead of me. I'm not about to spend my coupons on fucking babymilk or diapers you dumb fuck. Don't you ever dare fucking suggesting that shit agian.

Holy shit user, you are pretty fucking stupid.

just keep posting pictures of frogs on the internet, I'm sure it'll all work out.

You love her and don't want a baby, but didn't take precautions to avoid ending up in a situation where you might lose the "love of your life" or get stuck in a situation or lifestyle you don't want aka baby daddy...

Guess who's an idiot? Maybe you'll think things true better next time. If there's a next time. Also, kids aren't that bad and smart and decent couples manage to still be quite romantic, sexual and intimate even with a kid (minus the first 3-4 years, which kind of suck all around).

Three words for OP
Cum and go.

Listen to this guy

> collage
Kek. And university is the latin word like most words you hear in a university

nice trips

Give her some days and yourself. Think about which possibilities you have and want. Speak with her. Its that easy

>user your talking to has saved the world 20 times
>user is a millionaire mob leader living in las vegas aswell

>user has defeated dr. death from releasing a virus that kills all humans

>user has 30 gold medals from serving in ww2

>user couldn't have done any of this if he had a child

I think you're just a selfish dick. I would give just about anything to trade places with you. If you don't understand what great thing you've got Sup Forumsro, I feel sorry for you

>being a slave to a bitch and her retarded baby
>what a great thing

cuck

Just admit you were scared and said something dumb

If you love her and the kid actually is yours then have the fucking kid, worst case scenario is that you don't travel for a few years then go to family-ish places together with the kid.

how about you man the fuck up and raise your child? you're 26 fucking years old, not 16

...

>Be perfect age to begin fatherhood
>Have gf you love
>She's perfect age to be a mother
>You have the money to raise kids well
>Baww thread

OP, you're the biggest faggot in the history of faggot OPs.

THIS! OP read this shit! are you a viril man or a faggot?!

LIVE YOUR LIFE FREE!!! FUCK THE BITCHES! YOULL FIND SOME GREAT PUSSY

Absolutely this

Dude if you really love her I think you can get comfortable with the baby, although I dont have one so just a guess.

So dont loose her because of this shit. drive to her, you have to show her that you love her and thought again about it. you probably have to do some romantic af move or so to really show her that you mean it seriously. fight for it

inb4 homo virgin, both not true

>love of your life perfect gf
>i dont want babies

not wanting a child with your wife is mentally retarded

even with the best lawyer in the world there is no way to avoid child support. forget it. i dont understand why so many anons think: get a good lawyer -> not have to pay child support. Not in this world. not even in mexico this could be possible.

WHAT A DICK NIGGA, I WANT ITTTT


I demand attention.

You don't get out often do you, kid?

>be a faggot get aids
>fornicate and raise the child
Should have waited til marriage.

I read this carefully and determined that you're garbage.

There not pleasing these new age faggots.

Guys like you are the reason the last two generations were raised by women and why men are such pathetic faggots now riding shot gun in their gf's cars and letting them work and pay bills.

They never had a positive role model to learn manly traits and strengthen you spine for the world ahead.

every one asks whats the meaning of life.
>stay alive
>find someone you love
>make babies that you love
>persue love
>protect your clan like a guardian
>scream the coming of your progeny from the mountain tops like a great Viking king proud of his new warrior prince
>see your enemies driven before you
>hear the lamentations of their women

Now we have a bunch of pale white faggy dudes with noodly little shrimpy arms and
" feewings"

Iv been with my lady for 4+ years and we are expecting our first baby in July.

At first you are freaked the fuck out, then when you see that little head and arms and feet on the ultrasound picture a surge of testosterone rushes over you and you swell with crazy pride and vow to be protector from then forth.

Dont be a girly man Op. You hobbies and travels will be even more fun when you share it with your babies.

/thread

/trips

>be a 22 yo girl
>still going to uni
>live together with a 26 year old manchild
>I don't know why am I attracted to him
>I cook for him and I do the laudry
>while I need to study
>while he plays video games and wants sex
>last time he didn't want to use protection
>well...he is older than me...maybe he can pull it out
>if not....we will have a baby together. I love him and he loves me so it won't be a problem
>it turns out I am pregnant
>I am scared but it is something gorgeous
>tell him
>his first reaction is to kill our baby

Kill yourself OP you fucking faggot.

But it's been shown that kids lower testosterone and for a man against "feewings" you sure sing the lamentation of them heavy with emotion.

That's called being a man, op is just a child that gets a funny feeling in his peepee from time to time.

Well, it could be worse. The first thing you have to ralise is, that you can now tell your child, that her/his mother should have swallow her/him.

This. I would exterminate this fucking manchilds on Sup Forums

What do you expect? you fucked her without a condom.
>Jokes on you dad

Dude, just kill yourself now. It's not even worth it

You must be a woman you fucking cunt

>be a 22 yo girl
>still going to uni
>live together with a 26 year old who works to feed me and pays the rent
>last time when we had sex I was too dumb to ask him to use fucking condoms
>well I was a bitch who opens her legs wide
>if we will have a baby together he is gonna be my slave for life and he is going to pay for child support forever
>it turns out I am pregnant
>my life is secured forever
>tell him
>his first reaction is to kill our baby
>I go home to my parents and I am planning forward what will I do with that money

Kill yourself you fucking cunt. I hope OP will kick her in the stomach.

So rude.

Leave her she'll meet another man one day who will take care of that kid.