Itt: we're pirates

itt: we're pirates

Ay it feels goid to set sail to get away from me bitch of a wife

I just downloaded two Underground Software eps, it's some pretty cool old school Jungle.

I'M DE CAPTAIN NOW

Aye, swab me poop deck, scallywag

WHERE'S THE RUM?

>dies from scurvy

WHERE BE THE WENCHES LADS? POST SOME PORTRAITS OF UNDRESSED LASSES IF YE PLEASE

Waxaan jecel isagoo burcad ah

>steals your good boot

Aye. It be a sight for sore eyes

Yarr which one of ye scallywags wants to walk the plank?

Cap'n! I've had syphilis for 10 years now!

seeding torrents right now

Aye Aye, Captain!

where be me pretty little boat, m80's?

Yaarrrr I sail the great poo seas in my boat of faeces!

Can i join?

...

Aye like what ye got

>in the year o' twen'y seven'een
>want'in to walk the plank
Are you a landlubber?

hoyst the sales! MAN THE CANONS! SHIVER ME TIMBERS

DO YA BELIEVE IN CHILDREN?
YOU BETTER,
YOU'RE IN ONE

hey you all, looking for good torrent / warez site

where's the rum?

Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake…the Kraken!

Yaarrgh!

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me. Arrrgh.

AYE CAPTN' WE BE NEEDIN' SOME CITRUS FLAVORED PUSSY, SO I CAN GET RID OF MY SCURVY DICK

you are a pirate

Yo ho

Yo ho

Its off to rape and pillage, we go

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED

>underrated post

Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
\n Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
Morgan: I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

Long John's speech...

All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company

...

...

Stand aside please a true pirate prince approaches

Why is every1 thinking that pirates are scottish u faggots

Over 73% of pirates were Scottish or Irish.

What those 2 were only gucking countries in the world? Fuck off ehat about france, spain and central america faggot, im history teacher i know my shit

>be me pirate scurvydick
>sailing the seven seas
>plundered and sunk 47 ships since I set out sailing 3 years ago
>have a nice load of booty
>find out some crew were going to steal it
>have their hands cut off and tongues cut out
>make them walk the plank
>blood attracts sharks
>one guy gets eaten
>award loyal crew members with 5 doubloons each
>bring out rum
>sing songs and tell stories
>yohoho.treasuremap
>dock the next day at some random town in the caribbean
>fuck some tavern wenches
>go back to ship for night
>bury my treasure and make a map
>go back to same town the next day to stock up on supplies
>go to same tavern for round two and rum
>get drunk
>"time to bay your tab scurvydick"
>buried all my money
>offer fake map I made as payment

(I'm bad at this someone continue it)

in soviet russia, boat is power by penis!

You know NOTHING

I am a pirateigist with a degree in physics

You scallywag

YARRRR! I BE SOMALI !

YARR-NIGGER-YARR

Now we are ready to sail for the horn
Weigh hey roll and go!
Our boots and our clothes, boys, are all in the pawn
To be rollicking randy dandy OH!

Ayyyy I've tallways known it to be true
Piracy..
Tis in our blood.
For have have dipped my hands into murky water
And now know it is better to be a commander than a common man"" ¬B. R
Death or glory. C

Capt'n, after the boys had shore leave in Barbados, they lost all their hats and are passing out from heat stroke. What can we do Capt'n?

yar, blow me down!