ATTENTION ALL ANONS

ATTENTION ALL ANONS

FBI here.

Please answer the following question: are you a pedophile?

No sir

Am I under oath?

No, I'm a pedometer.

Depends if were talking about U.K. law or American law

Lets make this more interesting.

Singles - youre free to go

Dubs- Pedophile

Trips- Pull a gun and shoot him

Quads- You kill him and take his job, asking other anons if their pedophiles

Pents- god

>implying law and identification can be/mean the same.

>dubs
take a seat over there user

You sure about that?

>77
Gotcha.

...shit

i'm no pedo officer

nah

Problem sir? Just trying to eat this fortune cookie

Double shit

;^)

Sweet fuckin jesus. Can we go for 3?

You too Jared Fogle

Damn pedos

...

No.

No sir-eeno

I always knew he was a pedo.

what did you do to rodd and todd, ned?

do you think comey acted the way he did with clinton because of blowback from the questionable tactics used for investigating terrorism in regards to muslims?

negative.

i'm N2D !

oh !

shit !

lol

porn

navoizat

...

yes. yes i am

No sir im no pedo now where are the children?

Depends on how old she is.

OH SHIT THE FBI DUDE WAS SHOT TIME TO GO RAPE SOME CHILDREN

Checked. Satanic trips confirms.

...

Checked also fbi guy got shot again

Fuck im a pedo

shit man I already killed him you can stop now

No

69

Want a popsicle?

jesus christ

Get thread?

nigger

>kendrick lamar
kek

I am just a friendly priest, no pedo

whew, that was a close one

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Rolling

No, I'm a hebophiliac. I am sexually attracted to twinks with low amounts of factor VIII.

My peeeenus weeenus

Pedo faggot.

vicente salucci from chile its a pedophile

I am not caballero

no i'm not a pedo, you want a candy , britney?

Irony

stradild

if I say yes. can we stop at dairy queen when we go to prison?

no

no sir

ROLL

Well shit

Let me just get my gun here

I have nothing to hide

what a fail

Kiwi

Rollin'

Pew pew

nope

roll

rip

Milo's band of pedophiles are over there, go get em

God here

Whatchu gonna do about it?

No but Milo is

Easy officer

No sir

Ez

Absolutely not

Roll

Yes. I like them while they are still sperm
Also I am you.

no sirree

Roll

fuck the feds

Convicted? No.

These dubs say im not

Rollerino~

Nobody has arrested me yet, so I guess not.

only when it comes to anime

oh no sir! Id never do dat

I do not speak to members of the law enforcement community weather they be local county state or federal without my lawyer present.

>Closes door

Look man i do get what you are asking me, but is it a real question? I mean do i like children? yes, like most people! Do i like porn? yes, again like most people do, but do i like butter? Oh boy, like hell i do.

Gotta make this a quick roll im going to church to preech

I AINT A PEDO

N2D here

Roll