Just woke up from a 4 month medically induced coma. Well, they did wake me up apparently 8 times to check I still had some basic motor skills but I remember none of that.
Doctors said it was ok for me to use a smartphone so long as it wasn't too big, and the brightness was all the way down and I have to wear like tinted goggles which get changed gradually. So my eyes and hands can get adjusted.
Hands are pretty good. Legs are a bit... No family, on my own, with a friend who apparently hasn't left my side... probably felt responsible.
Also my memory isn't all there. The only way I'm here is because it was the first thing on my friends smartphone which he left me whilst he went home to get stuff.
So I'm on my own pretty much.
Gabriel Taylor
You clearly have the fucking internet, guy. Look it up like i did. Fuck, you shit stains are lazy
Robert Sullivan
Any pictures of his girlfriend?
But seriously, welcome back.
Tyler Wilson
RTA could stand for literally anything. The first result is the Riverside Transit Agency. With no background, it's impossible to know for sure. Why are you so angry? It's not my fault daddy touched you.
Jayden Peterson
Yeah, fuck face. He suffered a riverside transit agency and ended up in a coma.
Chase Green
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
Aiden Perry
There are 82 entires for RTA for acronyms in the dictionary
We'd you say that to me? tell the retard that can't use google or piss without his mom holding his pud.
Jonathan Gutierrez
"RTA coma" that's literally all.
Noah Ross
Can you speak and move your head?
Anthony Flores
Timestamp or bait
Camden Kelly
Do you remember any dreams from your time? If so, were any particularly significant or extended?
Oliver Roberts
maybe op fell asleep
Zachary Brooks
Welcome back, OP
we missed you, user, and we're glad you're okay, stranger
Evan Garcia
Trump is president, I'd go back into the coma if I were you
Gabriel Williams
>4 months
So you went down around November. You really didn't miss a lot at all. Trump won, some people are surprised, some are not.
- 4 chicago black youth tortured a mentally disabled teen who was classmates with one of them for several days, and this incident ignited a lot of racial tension, but if you were awake during Ferguson, it's pretty much same old same old - North Korea's current dictator had one of his half siblings assassinated while that sibling is aboard, but this is NK, not shocking. - Prince Harry is getting married. - Terrorist attack on the Christmas Market in Germany with a truck, but again, this have been happening for years. - More rapes committed by migrants and refugees
Oh wait, a lot of celebrities died in 2016, some towards the end: - Leonard Cohend, November 7, 2016, - George Michaels, : December 25, 2016 - Carrie Fisher, December 27, 2016 - Debbie Reynolds, December 28, 2016,
John Wright
Did you experience some other reality during your coma? I guess sometimes people come out of comas feeling like they lived some other life. Sometimes they wake up speaking a language they didn't previously know. That would be cool.
