Tard story thread. Ill start
>Be me in kindergarten
>We were taught to be nice to the tards
>Later that day, i decide to say hi to an autistic kid
>we'll call him Ben
>Every time he saw me after that he would say "hi user, its me, Ben!"
>This lasted until 4th grade
>mf every time it happened
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good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
Poor fella
Must have had like no friends
No, he had his entire class of chromie homies
wtf are you talking about?
>kindergarten
>tard in class
>held back few grades
>asian tard
>one day he gets boner
>whips it out in front of whole class
>never in class again after that day
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
> be me 6th grade
>no legit friends
>just conversations I interject in with the most autistic of confidence
>join interesting conversation about roblox
>turns out they're all tards
>SMART tards
>tards regardless
>one has assburgers
>call him A
>A thinks tea bagging is funny and normal
>runs around putting his trouser hammock on peoples shoulders
>thinks its funny as fuck
>joke got old in 3 sec
> three years later
>talking to some normies about normie things at lunch
>A jumped up on planter behind me
>A's nuts out of nowhere on my shoulder
>mfw
you can only fuck the autism out
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
show downsie pron. i wanna cum in a downs bitch so hard... whats an extra chromosome or two between "friends" trust me... get naked... i pee from there... fuck her right in the pussy... make her shave
dubs demand to know
good story is that the part where you fucked the autism outta that kid
>sitting in art 2nd grade
>bored af look out window
>see tard run by followed by 2 teachers
>mfw the next day one of them is in a neck brace
>..
>..
>....
>......
>middle school graduation
>students walk in room in pairs
>partnered with tard
>enter room
>tard wrangler trying best to keep tard in order
>go ahead and find my seat as wrangler does his thing
>tard screams loud as shit
>squealing hard trying to hold
Laughter
kek'd
kek
good story, did you suck the autism outta the kid afterwards?
>chromie homies
>mfw I have no face because upload failed
I'm an elementary special ed TA. Ask me anything.
Full disclosure: I work in SBS, so most of the kids aren't actually retarded, but have behavior problems that range from slightly annoying to batshit crazy.
No but the wrangler did
every 5 min we get a furry thread but no fuckin tard porn?! what the actual fuck Sup Forums? lost faith.... i miss snacks
There are no mods on Sup Forums. That can't be your job
>sitting in gay ass prep assembly
>my class is lucky enough to be behind tards
>look down at fidgety one in front of me
>he's on his ipad writing
>mfw its about toy story being a masterpiece
>suddenly he starts spazzing
>see he's writing about bandaids
>mfw he elbows the lady trying to calm him
>mfw blood starts pouring out of her nose
Good keks were had
Yeah, that's weird, I tried acting like you and posting a guy with three dicks in his mouth to illustrate your face, but it failed and I think it's strange.
>mfw
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
The fuck is actually wrong with downies.
Good story, did you suck the blood off the yards elbow after?
>be me
>3rd grade
>mom didnt trust me home alone
>put in daycare
>ok whatever
>every Wednesday the daycare goes to a public pool
>best day
>fat tard girl gets in pool followed by her wrangler
>chilling
>suddenly in the shallow section I see her literally rip off her bathing suit
>tharsheblows.jpg
>tard wrangler tried to grab her and accidentally touches her no no parts
>whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere
>tard screams that could be heard from space
>go back to daycare
>good day
Wish I could've but he got escorted out too quickly
>in highschool drama class because im a fag
>teacher pairs me up with femtard to write a scene to present
>ohfuckno.jpg
>we write an awful sketch
>presenting the sketch
>this bulldog lookin motherfucker completely changes the script and runs off stage
>whatsthebigidea.jpeg
>i look at my teacher
>she looks at me
>i sit down
>never partnered with femtard again
>never saw femtard again
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
Thatwasthebigidea.jpeg
the real question is when will they suck your autism out?
Down syndrome, or trisomy 21, is caused by a genetic mutation that results in three copies of chromosome 21 instead of the regular two. The overexpression of genetic material causes an excess of certain amino acids that lead to the symptoms associated with the disorder.
>be me
>second grade
>catholic school
>tard still in regular stream somehow
>downs
>she's in my class
>one day at recess, alone
>from behind 'user do you want to be my boyfriend'
>at this age I didn't quite get retardation or the imminent threat it poses to society
>I respond with OK
>hang around around with her all day
>shares her fruit by the foot with me at lunch
>kickass.png
>end of day comes
>she comes up to me
>'bye user. I see tomerrow (has issues with or sounds)'
>kisses me flat on the mouth, drool and all, with that glowing red pumpkin she calls a face
>mfw I'm 19 now and to this day, the only girl I've ever kissed was a second grader with Down's syndrome
>Arived at school 7:47
>Doesn't start till 8:00
>Go for a walk in back of school
>There's a track
>I walk track
>Lacking in Social Skills
>Practicing Holding eye contact
>Look at everyone who walks by
>Walk past one tard
>Look at him
>Walk past him again
>Tard: "What art thou beholding?"
>Walk past once more
>Tard: "Quit looking at me homeboy before I beat you up"
>Can easily fuck tard up but doesn't like conflict.
>Bell rings.
>Goes to class
>Spend rest of the day pondering if I got bitched by a tard,
she ran into the sunset
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
good point wheres the part where you become a nigger
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
He's already a nigger.
>in 6th grade math class
>tard girl next to me
>suck the tard out of her
>she realizes potato isn't a number
why the fuck haven't you kissed any other women user
lol
>7th grade science class
>class is joking about
>laughing
>having a good time
>autistic kid from next door appears in doorway
>I'll still remember exactly what he said for the rest of my life.
>"For cryin' in a bucket, could you be quiet? Some of us are trying to learn."
>class clown closest to door
>stands up
>closes door without word
>sits back down
>class erupts in laughter
>teacher covers her mouth, holding back her own laughter
>gives class clown the "Oh you..." face
Good times.
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
>be me, freshman year
>was never really popular or nerdy in middleschool, kinda just blended into the background
>figure high school is a time to change all that
>sign up for lots of clubs, excited for all my classes
>gym class is okay, but I had biology lab, so my gym is scheduled with all the kids from biology and the tard class
>for some reason the gym teacher (fat lesho bitch) makes dance a unit
>have to learn a specific partner dance
>im kinda excited because theres a lot of hot chicks in my bio class
>choosing partners
>uguessedit = i get partnered with a femtard
>shes overweight, has huge sweatstains and a horrible odor
>on top of that she is extremely hairy and kind of masculine
>anyway, i thought about leaving and even asked my gym teacher to switch, but she said some bullshit about how we have to treat everyone equally and how I'm doing a nice thing for her
>we practice the dance and its funny i actually start enjoying being around the femtard
>she makes me laugh all the time, with her drooling face, and she does hilarious impressions
>our turn to dance comes up at the end of the unit
>we go through the dance and it ends spectacularly everyone applauds
>all the girls stare at me like im the nicest guy, and i can tell they want to date me
>afterwards me and the femtard are together in the locker room
>she tells me she has to tell me a secret
>i go near here to hear what it is
>she just pull down her pants
>there it was
>the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life
>so i sucked the autism out of her
Am a socially awkward, skinny as fuck, white, mechanical engineering student. This should speak volumes.
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
you sound alright user
>my life
You can't have a thread like this without the Story of Neil: imgur.com
or google "story of neil Sup Forums" if you don't trust links.
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
is image posting still down?
Then I'm just bad at approaching women. There's been times I've wanted to, but I never can bring myself to it.
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
I was in like 4th grade or something
>every class had 1 tard and one tard watcher
>dont know why
>ours was pretty annoying
>screams a lot
>barely knows how to talk
>one day at recess
>tard likes to swing
>remember hearing tards like repetitive stuff
>dont really know why but I start to get close
>tard swinging really high now
>get too close
>tard yells something
>he sticks out his foot on the decent towards me
>fucking slams the tight side of my face with the bottom of his shoe
>knocked off balance and fall on the wood chips that covered the ground
>tard watcher runs over to me
>"im fine"
>somehow didnt hurt that bad
>turns out he doesnt like people near him while he's at parks / playgrounds
>angirly say "could have told me that as I was standing there!"
>she spouts some bullshit
>pretty sure she wanted to see what would happen
>cunt
>hated that tard forever after that
Had a similar story
>9th grade in English class
>class rooms had these dumb 5x5 foot windows next to the door
>teacher rambling on about something Noone cares about
>staring out the window when suddenly this tard that is notorious for always bring coat hangers to school and pretending there swords and stabbing people sprints past the window at mach 1
>it wasn't unusual to see that so I silently chuckle
>4 seconds later our 400 pound "security" guard stumbles into the window and takes a second to catch his breath
>he didint realize he stopped so he looks right into the class and sees everyone laughing and trys to run but does that trip run thing
The tard was later found in the shower in the boys shower room stabbing people in the dick with his coat hangers with nothing on but a scream mask he somehow found
good autism wheres the part where you sucked the story outta that kid
Kek
...matthew?
matthew or not, i was in the same place as you, except in high school i decided i could bring a girl to bed if i tried, and that somehow gave me the reins to controlling my horrible awkward mouth.
this might not help, but i hate seeing similar anons in bad spots.
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
Such an alpha move he did.
Been browsing pol for a while is this a spicy new may may
I'm not going to lie, that's cute.
Thanks user. Not Matt, but I still appreciate the advice. I guess I've just been extra careful since the first girl I actually went out with a bit in my first year turned out to be completely insane and fucking two guys on the side.
this is not pol you fucking nigger
>he doesn't suck autistic kid's dicks to convert them to a cognitive normative lifestyle
I was hoping that the new regime would bring back Snacks and end this wretched hive of cancer and faggotry. But, SlantMoot did nothing, and here we are.
Hey, is that a WWYD thread on the horizon!?!? Bully!
Thus the reason I haven't been up to date with my Sup Forums cancer
Ayyy nice numerical anomaly
Off yourself, you useless cunt
Well done sir
Thanks wikipedia.
XD i fucking love this user and his faggotry
Tfw you realize user was a student intern.
TFW PREFERRED PICTURE WON'T FUCKING UPLOAD!
After you, friendo.
>8th grade
>sitting in 2nd period class
>teacher asks kid to take out earbuds
>kid gets pissed by this
>fucking throwing books at teachers tv
>had to evacuate class
Dylan ??
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
>The overexpression of genetic material causes >an excess of certain amino acids that lead to the >symptoms associated with the disorder.
So, if you could figure out a way to, say, suck the excess amino acids out...
that happens to so many of our type. it's hard. gotta get your feet wet for a long while before really opening up.
This nigger xDDDDD kills me everytime
Not sure, I wasn't paying much attention because I hated the class and used it to sleep
Checked
>be senior year
>have gym
>share locker room with other classes
>tard is a isle down from me
>Someone coined him the name "autismo"
>Autismo is a stumpy autistic cunt that is annoying as shit
>sorryautismo.wmv
>One day Autismo discovers a glass Starbucks Frappuccino bottle in the locker he uses
>screeches and smashes the bottle on the ground
>starts throwing other trash in his locker everywhere
>teacher in locker room at the time came around the corner
>sees shattered glass everywhere
>looks at Autismo
>"What happened here?!"
>"Aih poot da bottle inda trashcan and it rolled out"
>shit obviously didn't
>shake my head at teacher
>say he threw it on the ground
>Autismo gets upsetti
>teacher yells at Autismo since he is denying everything.
>some gook walks up and gives the teacher shit for talking to a disabled kid the way he was
>teacher gives gook shit
>autismo pulls the retard card
>"IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A DISABILITY"
>Autismo starts roasting the teacher and his whole family.
>bell rings
>I'm out
>later see Autismo being escorted by two ranglers in the hallway
Well then you might have a cool story to tell where you sucked the autism out of a kid
good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's a good one honey
>few years ago
>dating girl
>her older brother is tardtastic
>one night over her house watching a movie
>brother is watching with us
>starts moaning and groaning
>see terrified look on girlfriends face
>realize her brother is masturbating and must do this often
>go over to him
>kneel down
>suck the autism outta that kid
not retarded, but close enough
>was an absolute garbage child
>3rd grade, get sent outside everyday because i was a shithead
>had enough one day
>so when i was sent outside i ditched and just walked around
>found a $20 bill in the gutter, the most money imaginable at that age
>kept walking around, wondering what i would do with such an unimaginable fortune
>target was too far to get a playstation game
>kept walking and found a park
>pulled out a goosebumps book
>ice cream truck comes by and i am pumped
>buy some lucas powder and am thrilled, it was only a buck
>lay down that twenty and wait for the change
>the guy looks me right in the eye and says i gave him a one
>a few seconds of silence
>i realize i'm being mugged in the most polite way
>didn't get back to school in time for the bus, had to call my parents
>got the belt and no dinner
>5th grade, fucken recess.
>I'm on the swings right away and next to me is a mental challenged dude
>He was in my class, I got alot with him well, and he was fucking obsessed with presidents.
>At one point, for whatever reason I started swinging the chains around on the swing and make some weird spaceship noises, probs cause I was playing battlefront 2 at the time
>he finds this fucking hilarious, laughs his Ass off, and wants me to do it again, so I do.
>I continue swinging, but every now and then I jiggled the chains around and made spaceship noises and he lost his shit
>It was a cool time.
>in mental hospital (irrelevant why for purposes of the story)
>meet retarded niglet
>only person there my age
>end up being friends with him
>nothing to do but watch TV
>dr. phil comes on
>niglet loves dr. phil
>one day brings me dr. phil book
>read it to him in his voice
>spend rest of stay there, reading books in a dr. phil voice to cackling retard niglet
One of the best time of my life desu.
kek
>inb4 suck the autism outta him.