Leave capekino to me

Leave capekino to me
youtube.com/watch?v=5lGoQhFb4NM

Oh look another movie I don't care about enough to watch.

I actually don't mind the little bits of blatant feminist wankery, but this just looks like a copy-paste version of the first Captain America.

If you could get past all the slow motion, this doesn't look half bad

...

The first CA was boring as shit, this looks hype as fuck.

NOOO FUCK WHY SHE HAD TO QUIP AT T HE END

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Taken from my comments in the other thread:
If she's a daughter of Zeus, doesn't that make her a demi-god? How can a random alien be more powerful than a demi-god?
Also,
>making a ww1 film with americans as the protagonists

>that Invisible Jet
capekino

>tfw you studied a shit ton of WW1 and you know they'll make the German Army straight evil cause WW2 cucks

Hitler ruined the legacy of WW1 Germany

i didnt see it, what?

The secretary line at the end...

Anyway the action seems only alright.
Wish there was more to see of Themyscira, but that's just me.

> Well, where I'm from that's called slavery.

What do she mean by this?

COOOOOOLOOOOOORS

FUCK SNYDER, THE DAYS OF SICKDARK ARE OVER

NOW WE FINALLY GET OUR FIRST CAPEKINO

Trailer was meh, but the movie itself looks amazing

And before you complain about the feminist quips, it's like that in the comics too

Zeus made her out of clay and brought to life.

Where?

This doesn't look like TFA apart from the mc having a shield and fighting soldiers.

"man is still good"
but is woman?
lol dc sucks

>The secretary line at the end...
I don't mine feminist crap in a WW movie just one bit, because she's literally a feminist icon and a fucking powerful amazon from a world rules by women, but that line was so forced, jesus christ.
NO ONE would describe a secretary that way, not even in the 1900's

BLOOOOM BLOOOOM BLOOOM BLOOOM

JL AND OTHER TRAILERS SHOWING RIGHT NOW AT THE STAGE, DROPPING ANY MNUTE

WILL YOU BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE HYPE???

So literally exactly like TFA?

>capekino
Do you mean reddit tier trash?

In the USSR the most powerful title held by Lenin, Stalin, Kruischev was the General Secretary, it was a respected profession.

Why couldn't they hire actress who can fill up that armor instead of making it look weird. you know what I'm talking about.

>Etta Candy

HYPED

In this context it means Etta takes his phone calls /dictation / gets his coffee

Nigga u did not

Something something Israel Palestine.

I'm gonna be first to make this joke.

(You)

it looks better than BvS at least.

he also ruined his WW1 legacy
before his death he was seen as a WW1 war hero even before he came to power

Captain America Womyn edition.

Well if you studied it so hard, tell the boys and girls about rape of belgium.

When Palestine is in ashes then you have my permission to die!

More importantly, isn't Zeus a man and therefore her dad?

Shouldn't it be Hera who made her?

Quick question, why did they kill the guy that was branded with the batman logo in dawn of justice?

Lex had him killed.

Watch Ultimate Cut.

Batman was interrogating people to get to Lex and branding them after he interrogated them. Then Lex would kill them because they talked to the bat.

>le evil nazis even though it's WW1

i wonder who could be behind this...

Makes sense. Thanks.

Honestly it doesn't look that bad, but i don't wanna go to the cinema to watch a women movie

>germans during ww1
>good
Nice try.

You have shit taste, but I agree that this looks good

>it's a "the germans are the bad guys" episode

Germans have, and always will be an enemy of the US.

Damn do I love that theme.

WW leaves "man's world" when she finds out both sides are being controlled by Ares. It's why it's WW1 and not 2 (can't say both sides are evil when you have Hitler)

Lucy Davis is fat.

>I'm going to post that I don't like a specific movie on a thread for that specific movie

>Captain America has bigger boobs than Wonder Woman

DUDE WOMEN IN THE WORKFORCE IS LIKE BEING A SLAVE FOR THE STRAIGHT WHITE MALE

>No man can tell me what to do!

Aaaaand dropped

WHERE THE FUCK ARE SEAN BEAN AND EVA?!

Next line should a been: well where we are, we pay our slaves a wage.
Fixed

does Sup Forums also pos on WS?

>it's a feminism fuck yeah episode

lol

wonder women needs her own version.

>GAIS WOMEN CAN FIGHT TOO XDDD
I don't get it, isn't Wonder Woman basically invincible like Super Man? Where is the tension in the movie of her fighting a bunch of WW1 soldiers if she has no chance of dying?

looks pretty good

The action sequences look terrible. She is so obviously being pulled by wires that it looks like a shitty TV show.

Also why are there black Amazon's?

>Also why are there black Amazon's?
muh diversity

She isn't invulnerable
Also 99.999999% superheroes win, so literally there is zero tension in any of these movies/tv shows/comics

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it's over.

Marvel is finished.

>99.99% of super heroes win
yeah well most action movies end with the hero winning, that doesn't stop them from having the illusion of defeat.

>captain america: feminism edition

DC is so fucked

I'm legitimately terrified by this movie.
By every indication, it will be the final leap from capeshit films to true capekino. And when capekino becomes reality, how will there be room for any non-capekino?

This single movie may overtake the entire artform.

This may be the end, lads.

>Wonder Woman was about an advanced peaceful society of women bringing peace to the world of man
>AYOO WONDER WOMAN IS A WAR LOVING AMAZON!

Fucking DC

>Wonder Woman 5'10" and not 6'0"
>Israeli not white
It's going to be shit.