Ask a guy who blew next months rent at the strip club last night anything

Ask a guy who blew next months rent at the strip club last night anything.

where are you going to live? your car or the shelter?

Why? Strip clubs are fucking gross.

if you didn't even get some sloppy toppy then you fucked up

If it comes down to it my car.
Yeah i paid $50 for a shitty lap dance from a stripper that had bad body odor

Have you ever succeeded at anything in life?

How fucked are you?

Describe the gutter slut you gave all your money to and why she deserved it.

I touched some stinky pussy
Not really, I did graduate from college but have never used my degree

get used to touching more stinky pussy when you become homeless or somethin

I'm pretty fucked, a lot of booze and titties don't mix well at least for my broke ass. Unless I can come up with $600 I think I'll be homeless.

Slut strippers were many that I gave money too last night.

you better go sell that ass boy

you can always commit a non violent crime and chill in prison for a bit

>chill in prison

he would be lucky to get put into a level 1 facility most likely it will be level 2 and he ends up getting his ass beat daily

haha I thought about that but I think I should avoid prison so I can actually get a job in the future.
I'm too ugly no homo is going to pay to fuck me.

i was in a level 2 facility for 5 years and it's not nearly as bad as some think, trouble doesn't usually come to you in my experience

Damn. If I see you on the streets, I'll be sure to call you a dumb ass.

ARE YOU CALLING AFTERPRISONSHOW ON YOUTUBE A LIAR? ARE YOU SAYING JOE IS FULL OF SHIT? LEVEL 2 FACILITY ARE DANGEROUS IF YOU FUCK WITH PEOPLE OR SOMEONE SEES YOU AS AN EASY TARGET AND I PROMISE OP WOULD BE AN EASY TARGET HE WOULD PREOBABLY DO SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE ACTUALLY ATTACKING THE BIGGEST GUY IN THE PRISON

lmao, i need to see this

did you at least blow your load a time or 2?

>booze and titties don't mix well
Lol how can you have so little self control that you make yourself homeless over fake tits and rancid pussy?

nope too drunk, I fucken had breakfast with two of the strippers and I passed out drunk in my car in the parking lot!

Tell me about it, I haven't gotten laid in a year so I do just about anything for rancid pussy.

and they didnt steal the rest of your money?

did you at least fuck one of the strippers? because if you're gonna piss away money like that, probably shoulda just got an escort for the same price or less. how do you spend a months rent on drinks and lapdances?

Go down to the gay bar and explain your situation. Get hammered if you need. You should be able to get your rent money by selling your ass. Won't take more than 12 dudes if you charge them $50. Just stay away from the strip club afterwards

damn OP, sounds like you got fleeced. those girls are trained to charm money away from you. did you buy them breakfast too?

i have no probs with strip clubs, in fact i advocate for them. but where did $600 go? lapdances are $20 a pop here in nyc and last the duration of the current song being played. what did you do, get like 40 lapdances over 5 hours or some shit?

surprisingly no, I was dropping cash all over and they just picked it up and gave it back to me.

I should have just gotten a hooker, but no I didn't fuck anyone.

I'm an ugly dude gays won't want my ass for money.

hows life with an IQ of 70?

are you fat or something? you would be surprised what a man will do for some ass

ask your mom

was it worth it?

im serious tho, you are retarded.

Yes I paid for breakfast, I bought all kinds of drinks for everyone, and yes many lap dances!

You blew the next months rent, while hoping that someone would blow you, classic.

As far as reasons to be homeless goes this is pretty lame. You traded warmth and security for a naked girl to tease you when you could have bought a whore.

probably not

maybe so

well hey man at least you had fun. see what kinda junk you might have around the house to throw on ebay. $600 in a month out of nowhere is tough to do, but it can be done.

I thought of doing an estate sale and just have people come in and pay whatever for random shit I have. I should have just paid for a whore but whatever it's done.

Yes I know it was a dumbass on my part. Well only positive I see is I have a weird story to tell as I sleep at a homeless shelter.

Are you a nigger? Because that's what niggers do with their rent money.

no not a nigger

Some guy made a post last night about how he spent $3000 on his 18th birthday at a strip club last week. So it could be worse.

Also, strip clubs are paying for blue balls. Never understood it.

yes you are, anyone who is this stupid is, regardless of shitty pigment

This 110%

Being a nigger is a state of mind.

>I'm gunna go to da strip club and be a baller.

OP is a stupid nigger.

True you are paying to get teased.
ok doesn't change anything

Congratulations. You're now a nigger.

thanks

Strip club sluts are disgusting whores. Go to massage parlor or escort and you know what you're paying for up front. Faggot.

well to be fair, you know going in that it's just 'entertainment', or at least should know this. where else are you gonna have naked chicks dancing in front of your face? and alot of places aren't just girls and booze, some places have food. and you never know, you could meet someone. girls go there with their friends for fun sometimes. just know you're paying to see a show, up close and personal and that's it.

Did you at least get to blow your load?

nope

if you're fuckable you can bust a nut for a price. Last time I went I got a handy but it cost me a hundred fucking bucks.
Coulda just done it my self.

Idk if it's like this in other states but in NY the only full nude strip clubs aren't allowed to sell alcohol. You gotta go to a titty bar to drink and if I'm not seeing some butthole then I'm not interested.

Where do u live that costs 50 bucks a month to live? Uncle bob's storage nigga??

Quit pussyfooting around

>Also, strip clubs are paying for blue balls. Never understood it.

Well put. Never been to one as unless I'm going to nut, I see no reason to pay to look at women. I have the internet where I can look at women free of charge