Continued from earlier thread

Continued from earlier thread

Dubs = Minor event
Trips = Major event

Example: An astronaut explores the frozen lake.

An astronaut commits suicide

-1 population

One of the astronauts mutates, the crew barricaded themselves inside the module

They over power the mutant, a snowstorm is noticed in the distance

suddenly a giant Golden head arrives telling the crew "show me what you got"

The crew explore a cave over the hill.

They find water and fuel.
The amount of water and fuel is the two Seconds digits of this post, respectively.

Rolling for this

damn

Crew decides to use last of their fuel to get to the red planet

Oh noe the ice is crackin

The crew are very hungry.
They eat the body of the dead astronaut.

They cook the body on what little remains of their fire.

astronaughts do anal

A group of space refugees arrives and gang rapes the mutated astronaut.

Snowstorm hits, one crew member gets caught outside. Door gets frozen shut. Snowstorm seems endless

Ohh nooeeee the ice be crakinn

roll this

...

Rerol

Reroll

oh now THE ice is cracks

...

This but instead of rape, they overpower and kill the mutant

Roll

...

A man spider crawls out of someplace

This

The crew go out to gather some wood to keep the fire going.

The trees (fuel) they manage to cut are the first digit of the Seconds of this post.

No.

Snow turns out not to be snow, but the most pure cocaine imaginable

Fuck off and derail the 600 femboy and porn threads. This is quality posting.

...

Re roll again

ikr

Crew becomes desperate and decide to try and overpower the Goblin. One member is lost but they slay the mutant

Rollin

A treeman joins the crew!

This

This

...

Alright, get the fuck out of here.

A space nigger fucks the mutant astronaut

They sacrifice one of the crew members to the mutant and manage to escape to the east

...

Holy shit, no dubs yet.

The crew find a tree covered in edible fruits.
The number found is the first Second digit.

Crew finds ruins.
Crew decides to explore ruins and finds what looks like a portal and monitor. They don't want to try their luck

Roll. This neutralizes the mutent

Off by one

A magic totem appears that eliminates this curse where we can't get dubs

Rolling for this

So close...

[externally screams]

Re-rollin

lmao, rolling for this,

they also kill the mutant

Rolling for this again

Reroll. Quads get

Again a magic dub-inducing totem appears

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

HOLY SHIT

R I P

rolling

RAWL

Oh god, so many near-rolls.

Re-roll this one

The astronauts take a space picture of the Earth and prove that it is flat.

OH MY FUCK

Just give me dubs already

OH. MY FUCK.

Rolling for this major event.

roll

Roll

Kek hates this thread.

Also reroll

FUCK. ME

Crew rolls trips

If this post is dubs I'll kill myself but it won't be

I'm going to cry.

Fuck it. Time to be stupid.
A fucking space dragon comes from the sky and gives them 5 fuel, food and water.

LUL

WHAT THE FUCK

A giant squid hentai fucks all of them in the ass

Rollin

Rolling for this,

Roll

Crew rolls dubs

THIS IS NOW A SINGLES THREAD.

A nigger also hentai fucks them in the ass

Will kek FINALLY grant someobe dubs?

An astronaut sneezes

roll

SINGLES GET!

They escape back using the escape pod, return to earth, and find out its been infected by zombies. They now need to survive.

After many years, the crew finally manage to roll 2 same dice rolls.

A dragon appears and kills the mutant, leaving the body for some strange reason.
Free food y'all!

Comes the polar night.

Roll

Reroll

Huge orgy again

A flying yamaka drops in and steals everything from the crew

crew member steals a snickers bar from food supply

Reroll

...

An astronaut coughs

OH GOD WHY

FINALLY took kek long enough

This

They eat a strange fruit growing off a tree and gain incredibly mundane super powers.

Minor event roll: World peace
Major event roll: OP delivers

The crew wastes valuable dubs