Continued from earlier thread
Dubs = Minor event
Trips = Major event
Example: An astronaut explores the frozen lake.
An astronaut commits suicide
-1 population
One of the astronauts mutates, the crew barricaded themselves inside the module
Continued from earlier thread
Dubs = Minor event
Trips = Major event
Example: An astronaut explores the frozen lake.
An astronaut commits suicide
-1 population
One of the astronauts mutates, the crew barricaded themselves inside the module
They over power the mutant, a snowstorm is noticed in the distance
suddenly a giant Golden head arrives telling the crew "show me what you got"
The crew explore a cave over the hill.
They find water and fuel.
The amount of water and fuel is the two Seconds digits of this post, respectively.
Rolling for this
damn
Crew decides to use last of their fuel to get to the red planet
Oh noe the ice is crackin
The crew are very hungry.
They eat the body of the dead astronaut.
They cook the body on what little remains of their fire.
astronaughts do anal
A group of space refugees arrives and gang rapes the mutated astronaut.
Snowstorm hits, one crew member gets caught outside. Door gets frozen shut. Snowstorm seems endless
Ohh nooeeee the ice be crakinn
roll this
...
Rerol
Reroll
oh now THE ice is cracks
...
This but instead of rape, they overpower and kill the mutant
Roll
...
A man spider crawls out of someplace
This
The crew go out to gather some wood to keep the fire going.
The trees (fuel) they manage to cut are the first digit of the Seconds of this post.
No.
Snow turns out not to be snow, but the most pure cocaine imaginable
Fuck off and derail the 600 femboy and porn threads. This is quality posting.
...
Re roll again
ikr
Crew becomes desperate and decide to try and overpower the Goblin. One member is lost but they slay the mutant
Rollin
A treeman joins the crew!
This
This
...
Alright, get the fuck out of here.
A space nigger fucks the mutant astronaut
They sacrifice one of the crew members to the mutant and manage to escape to the east
...
Holy shit, no dubs yet.
The crew find a tree covered in edible fruits.
The number found is the first Second digit.
Crew finds ruins.
Crew decides to explore ruins and finds what looks like a portal and monitor. They don't want to try their luck
Roll. This neutralizes the mutent
Off by one
A magic totem appears that eliminates this curse where we can't get dubs
Rolling for this
So close...
[externally screams]
Re-rollin
lmao, rolling for this,
they also kill the mutant
Rolling for this again
Reroll. Quads get
Again a magic dub-inducing totem appears
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
HOLY SHIT
R I P
rolling
RAWL
Oh god, so many near-rolls.
Re-roll this one
The astronauts take a space picture of the Earth and prove that it is flat.
OH MY FUCK
Just give me dubs already
OH. MY FUCK.
Rolling for this major event.
roll
Roll
Kek hates this thread.
Also reroll
FUCK. ME
Crew rolls trips
If this post is dubs I'll kill myself but it won't be
I'm going to cry.
Fuck it. Time to be stupid.
A fucking space dragon comes from the sky and gives them 5 fuel, food and water.
LUL
WHAT THE FUCK
A giant squid hentai fucks all of them in the ass
Rollin
Rolling for this,
Roll
Crew rolls dubs
THIS IS NOW A SINGLES THREAD.
A nigger also hentai fucks them in the ass
Will kek FINALLY grant someobe dubs?
An astronaut sneezes
roll
SINGLES GET!
They escape back using the escape pod, return to earth, and find out its been infected by zombies. They now need to survive.
After many years, the crew finally manage to roll 2 same dice rolls.
A dragon appears and kills the mutant, leaving the body for some strange reason.
Free food y'all!
Comes the polar night.
Roll
Reroll
Huge orgy again
A flying yamaka drops in and steals everything from the crew
crew member steals a snickers bar from food supply
Reroll
...
An astronaut coughs
OH GOD WHY
FINALLY took kek long enough
This
They eat a strange fruit growing off a tree and gain incredibly mundane super powers.
Minor event roll: World peace
Major event roll: OP delivers
The crew wastes valuable dubs