Entertainer/comedian Joe Rogan here, ask me anything

Entertainer/comedian Joe Rogan here, ask me anything..

OMG Joe, big fan.
Did Hitler kill too many or too little Jews?

I'm leaving for a stand up show in 2 hours but I can answer questions until then..

No thanks.

When did you convert to Judaism

What do you think about what happened to Milo this week?

I heard that Alpha Brain is a great for Euthanizing Niggers. Can you elaborate?

Do you get shit from other comedians for being categorically unfunny?

A lot of the people I've been talking to recently are very skeptical that the holocaust even happened, I'm kinda on the fence just like with the moon landings. But I know for sure if Hitler had just tried mushrooms or DMT once it never would have happened.

Did you fuck Khandi on Newsradio?

This is a golden period for stand up artists, golden period I tell you. Bill Burr, Louis Ck, me...

gonna need a photo with a timestamp

Did you know Rabbis literally give new born babies blow jobs after the circumcision, that's messed up dude

Who is the greatest pound for pound fighter ever?

Was she the black girl? I fucked the black girl

Ronda Rousey, she could literally beat half the UFC men in the heavy weight division

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When are you going to have Christopher 'moot' Poole as a guest on your podcast? Sup Forums has come up several times on your show. I think it would be interesting.

This

Why the fuck would Moot be on the podcast? He sold Sup Forums.

He doesn't want anything to do with it.

Former entertainer/comedian and current has been.

I'd love to have him on, but our first priority is securing Sam Hyde for a podcast

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I'm all set, Joe.

sam hyde on joe rogan podcast in 30 minutes

He might have sold 4 chan but without him it wouldnt even be here in the first place. I cant say i blame him. I dont think its not that he doesnt want anything to do with it, or maybe he got tired of the upkeep. who knows. I think he got scared of getting in trouble of what is posted on here sometimes, and being the person owning the webiste, could possibly get held responsible for what other people post.

Lulz.

Recommend any good kettlebell routines for a beginner? Just bought a 53 and 70 from Dick's.

I've actually stopped using kettle bells, my wife thinks I make too much noise in our home gym. I'm all hot yoga now

did you purposely get Alex Jones drunk and high to make himself look like an ass? if you did, kudos.

bumping, just because its not porn for once.

not a question... more of a demand...

stop being a psuedo-intellectual douchebag...

Hi, Joe.
who the fuck are you again?
were you the guy in sliders and joe's apartment?

you sorta look like the guy i saw on the news who got arrested last week for running around naked wearing nothing but a stormtrooper helmet. i saw his mugshot. you look a lot like him.

Joe. Can you have Alex Jones on again, but without Eddie? Dude kept interrupting Alex just to say some dumb shit about how having kids changes your life and shit.

Also, what about VSauce? Love that dude.

Why did you change your mind about the moon landings being staged?
How much did they pay you?

how much money would it take someone to give you before you would punch stephen hawking in the face?

would you ever consider letting someone videotape you taking a shit?

Or just fucking never have that dude Eddie. He interrupts constantly and doesn't have anything worthwhile to contribute. You can tell Eddie thinks he has something interesting to say or ask, but all he's doing is tangenting the guests away from their points and making them get into little irrelevant fights that he's picked.

In my opinion, he's the reason many interviews go sideways and become just a half our of people contesting little points and talking over each other.

Rogan talks over people but when he does he at least has a valid point or he's doing it TO GET THE GUEST BACK ON TRACK rather than tangent them away from what they're talking about.

I remember when you did gay porn

I was young and needed the money.
Also, at the time I was still questioning my sexuality.

TITS OR GTFO

Why do you take such shitty pictures of the elk you cook and never respond to anyone on your facebook page?

Seriously screw you guys, Eddie is one of my oldest and closest friends

Are you still mad at Carlos Mencia?

I've been practicing martial arts since the age of 8 dude, My hands are literally lethal weapons, I could never do that to a vegetable

now i know your troll

Yet you don't know how to spell her name

Can you let Diaz know I only fuck with Blue Cheese now. Thanks faggot.

Nah we cool now

aliens...*gets pissed* can we talk about aliens now
STOP PUNCHING EACH OTHER, stop doin that please,please.
can we talk about aliens now

Why did you post that picture of you with hair we all know your bald joe?

If this is you, put an accidental "4" somewhere in the next Best of the Week JRE's title or description.

I don't mind Eddie as much as other dude, but you know. Now that we had Alex with Eddie, we can have Alex without Eddie, yeah?

And what about VSauce? I need more VSauce on my fucking face, neck, and chest, Joe.

Oh shit. Literally speachless if this is you. Had a hard life Joe but your videos always get me through. Been listening to you for 6 years. Wrestling in college for a small school and of course doing trippy stuff. You've helped guide me through a lot of my weed, dmt, shrooms, and ketamine experiences

how was she? every time I see her in those skirts I want to put my tongue up her ass

Why did you age so terribly, to the point where you now look like a Italian gorilla? You used to be jizz-worthy man.

Tight black puss is the best bro

Is Satan real?

One of the stupidest things I ever did was to get a hair transplant, but I do miss my beautiful head of hair

Favorite types of people to hang out with? Also least favorite?

Great to have you as a fan brother

How can I take steps to get weed legal in GA? Trying to change things down here. Oh and shameless self promotion to my twitter @GeorgiaSmokes you'd follow if you were real

Ran out of ideas?

Love to hang out with chill stoner types and freaky chicks, not a fan of SJWs and negative people

Not sure bro, move to cali, I could even help you out with place to stay for first few nights

Fuck you numb nuts, Eddie is hilarious with his conspiracy theories.

If you follow my twitter and message me I'll spend my spring break in cali. Never been before. I've gota do my work in GA though cuz I can't abandon my people. A lot of people depending on me as the plug

Joe other than fear factor. What is the 2nd biggest achievement in your life?

I have to say meeting and having Brian Redban as a friend

Are you working on a new comedy special?

god dammit why won't you have moot on your podcast you could ask him about anime and google

I'm always working on new material my friend, a genius comedic mind like mine never really rests

Hows that timestamp going champ?

I watch your shows. I saw the one with Alex Jones and discussion of Pizzagate. I want your thoughts.

tits or gtfo

Trueee. Anytime I think of a joke I always write some stuff down in my notes app or writing pad. (Ever been so high you think of a joke but can't functionally write English so you have to draw hieroglyphics/emojis in hopes you'll remember what you weee thinking about when you were sober but then you get sober and you look at your hieroglyphics and are just like wtf is this shit...RIP all my highdeas)

Post all of the unseen nudes of female celebrities you have.
Thanks.

I use a voice recorder app for stuff like that but I'm a musician. Just a suggestion

Howd you learn about Sup Forums and What's your favorite type of threads

How much nigger dick do you suck?

Brian Redban told me of this place, I have to say the ylyl threads are good

Hi Joe, my question regards you ignoring any post that relates to timestamps and verifying your authenticity.
Why are you being a battyboy?
Also please post a pic of yourself with the time and date on it, you massive sploogelord.

Same

If you had a do over on life knowing all that you do know how would you live. More details the better

Why did you ruin The Man Show?

You're fake news

arguing with feminist like

you're one of the worst comics at the store. you and fucking D'Elia

Here comes the load!

who are you? why are you saying this? do other comics secretly agree?

I agree btw he's awful

lots of them do.

Rogan and Standhope are both miles funnier and smarter than Corolla and Kimmel.... however it was early in Rogan/Stanhope's careers and that formula just didn't work as well for them, perhaps a bit to formulaic.

Rogan always has a lot of interesting stuff to say and is pretty well informed on social issues. Stanhope has a lot to say and hilareous delivery.... but they're at their best doing their own thing. A formulaic low brow humor show wasn't ideal for them like it was for Corolla and Kimmel...

Also, I haven't watched those since the late 90s, where do you even find them these days.

please tell more

Have you dealt with any anxieties?
If so what were they and howd you overcome them?
Also bert is fat

i'll stop getting booked. i'm a regular. he's an asshole. thinks his big shit, treats fans like shit and claims to be so healthy but does a shitload of blow in the comic's bar.

hahaha thank u

he hates it when Jeselnik or Jefferies are there, he needs to be the star. Don't get me started when Chris Rock started showing up to practice his Oscars shit.

How valid do you think the theory is that conscious is the observable thing and since we are consciousness and can not experience non consciousness that at the end of this life we experience another consciousness for infinity. Therefore I am you and you are me? Or are each human a separate entity?

Were you a top or a bottom?

yeah he seems like he needs to be the alpha.

i do like tony hinchcliffe, jeselnik is a liberal douche