Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Danny or Denis?

Be careful

You know those don't affect us right? ;)

I was in a similar situation once, find a hobby. I started doing graphics and illustrations, works well to express myself and how I properly feel

Hey we're not all that different, I'm a student too. Living off a waiting job right now, just got a raise to £6.50 per hour which I'm happy about

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Claim

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why?
Sure don't. I do some digital art tho
Pretty much the same, I suppose.
On Dischord too.

Claimed.

What do I feel useless fugs sake

カラミチーマス

>ITT

Saber claimed
You're a rare sight in threads

Claiming best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_EhMM2S5Y

I'd like to see~

Yeah. but you seem to be om quite a family diillema

Oh mine do, I am an expert in my field

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She just pointed a gun at me 'o-o

Wouldn't mind a piece of that~

Find your use my dude, try out different thins. What're you into?

Savage

I guess so, I skype him weekly to check up on him, it's not as bad as it sounds though. He's a cheerful guy and he has plenty of ways to pass his time

And what makes you think I'd ever have one?

Ah sweet, I'm on teamspeak

All I do all day is play vidya, piano and read. I have no social skills, please end me

I guess as long as everyone is happy things will be fine.

You don't need a use, you're a human, not a tool
society is a fuck

Join the club! Spending half the night playing games or just staring at the monitor. Why do you think I'm so bored now?

Sent
That is pretty spooky...

What are your hobbies?

Well there ya go, piano! You do grades? See if you can find some other pianists or musicians your type, having a partner or even just friends who like the same shit as you do helps more than you'd think

I guess so

Just a little bit '._.

Heh, yeah, it's been like that (I lurked on occasion just to see what's been up). Want to start appearing more again. It's about to be my full year since joining waifu.

Hmm my gun I suppose

>grades
I'm self-taught
Like I said I have no social skills
least not really 'alone'
idk about that

Makeup and developing poison

mamae

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But I am? Pretty much everyone I play with is already asleep. So, what games do you play?

youtube.com/watch?v=jsuRZCwqrQs

I only recently started listening. I don't know anything Denis was part of yet. Recommendation?

Grow up girl, get rid of that doll and do some science

Why did he do something like that?
Makeup is fun sometimes!
I'm always too lazy to put mine on before i leave the house, except for maybe mascera..

what waifu
how you get waifus?

Shoo, back to your hole.

Alright then, you don't need social skills. You seem fine speaking to you through text so why not start it off with someone this way?

Don't forget pointing guns about

Nice. I do lurk time to time myself. Sometimes it's nice to take breaks from thread. Happy almost anniversary

Oh boy. I don't think that will be enjoyable...

I thought you liked all white hair qts

historical vidya ect grand strategy to historical shooters
Typing/texting if extremely different from speaking. I could try but I think it would take a while

whaaaat don't listen to Rias she's out of her mind

Ah yeah I'm more a fan of subtle one

How could I. I'll sneak up to your bed to shoo .- I mean give you some flowers

is he small?
How small are you?

I usually just use foundation, eyeliner, and mascera when I get nonlazy enough to apply it
eyeliner is hard

Wait, Don't I already have you on steam?

But i just got here~

It's very dark, and comfy outside right now.

Hello there, seems that I you're happy to see me.
Well, she deserves to be treated well, if she wants anything I will happily get it for her.
It's been like this for over some months now. So hopefully I can stay on task with that. Thanks as well, how long have you've been here?

I love sucy

Honestly it doesn't matter how long shit takes to do, as long as you're making progress then all's good y'know?

here

I've been here since late May I don't remember the exact day

Oh well I'm a 18yo girl trapped in her 10 yo body so pretty short obv

Oh nah I'm actually way too busy with science and gun training

Maybe I've added a few people recently hard to keep track
Progress implies practice, I dont have anyone for that fam

she reminds me of the creepy susie from the oblongs

I'll just take one of those and I'll be fine

Looks like I'm late tonight again

I can live with one less
Yes, and you had enough.

Aww, such a cute waifu,

Your name on steam is something with nuns, right?

Ai welcomes you here

I see
i wonder if I could lift her

Well, how about that

why do you like guns?

thats me

Yes it's good to see you

Are you talking about the doll

Ello!

Find someone then~

Not after I'm done with you, missy

I've done it so I'm sure you can

[Hook]
She got her hands up on her knees and her bows on her thighs
She got the twerk and thats for certain I can tell that she fly
She got me hype, I wanna bite her right now yi yi
Say I yi yi yi yi.

[Verse 1]
Look at shawty snap make that ass clap
Niggas in the club spendin dubs when its PHAT
Lookin real fine, standin 5'9 high heels on right on time
God damn look at shawty she makin that ass jiggle
I lke the way you wobbedy, wobbedy when it wiggle
Anybody down for my nursery rhyme riddle
Some of these hoes be full creamin in the middle

[Verse 2]
She shakin ass and gettin paid cause she makin her cheese
She ain't scared to get on the floor to show her tigobitties
If she doin it quite right I might just give her fifty
I be drankin Hennessy so i'm damn to tip see
I no them hoes in the club they ain't twerkin fo free
If she dancin like she should she'll make her money
I like them freaky ass hoes twitchin asses fo me
Ahhh shit thats it so im so im spendin my cheese

[Hook 2x]

[Verse 3]
Gentlemen club let me see ya I yi yi
Blue flame let me see ya I yi yi
Magic City let me see ya I yi yi
Body Tap let me see ya I yi yi
Jazzy T's let me see ya I yi yi
Club Pleasers let me see ya I yi yi
School hoes let me see ya I yi yi
And if you ain't twerkin BITCH BYE YI YI YI

I never got exactly what it is, but Bebop tends to mix impressively well with Lo-Fi.
>youtube.com/watch?v=fOy1esPEc08

>You quite like this sort of music.
I'd say so, indeed. And since it has been raining for two weeks straight, I don't really think it could possibly be any more fitting either.
>youtube.com/watch?v=DDgdoPSkPnM

>So have something from the opposite end of the spectrum
A change of pace can be relaxing every once in a while, so join me, you bully.

>AA
Not really my cup of tea, but I'll still give it a shot. Anomaly also sent me a random Finnish rock song just a minute ago.

Oh, hello there.
It's good to see you around once again.

Hi.

Wh... what are you saing, hentai

Bully ;-;

That seems illegal, ill-intentioned, and not nice at all

Its not that easy :(

>A change of pace can be relaxing every once in a while, so join me, you bully.
My pace almost never changes. I listened to the same albums for 5 years without adding or looking for more.
What am I joining you for exactly?
>Anomaly
I'm not sure I know who you mean by this.
>Finnish rock song
They have some interesting music, the Finn's. What did he send?
Best girl from her series tbh
Julis was likeable, but I think Kirin >>>> her

Oh, in approximately 3 months from now, good. Joined, if I'm correct, on the 4th of of March.

Also wanted to ask, what made you joined the threads? I'm always curious about that.
What have you been doin'?
Well, it's not really a doll looks like one. I'm talking about Mami.

A 900-yearold being, huh - let me research you

Creepy donut loli
youtube.com/watch?v=I-3Y35Rnkf8

How's it going?

I'm joking, I've got Issei for that~

It's not supposed to be easy, nothing's easy dude it's just part of being human. You just gotta find what you're looking for

Says you.

Anomaly posts the Captain pics.

Work is being much kinder to me today. Ive actually done some prep work and had a bit of downtime.

And who is this mami supposed to be

You misspelled kawaii af

Still not found a fifth?

Pff, how could you resist this

That's in the video.

Im eating some subway right now. you?

I am pretty weak, though

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Cute AF

Bebop has so many good tracks. Then again I've always had a thing for jazz.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvPamjtqj0
Or two more :^)
What made me join? I was just randomly browsing Sup Forums and stumbled upon it and got interested. Spent most of my time posting in /vg/ and lurking Sup Forums beforehand

A magical girl...

Anyway are you new here? It's been a while so bear with me.

Speak of the devil.
youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

Still the same thing.
What about you?

I know who it is now. Never talked to him before, he seemed cool though

Jealous?~

I could kill for a sub rn ;-;
And I'm just chilling and listening to some modest mouse atm

So is she ;)

Did I hear devil? o-o

I am so fucking hype now. April 28 when.
youtu.be/fUSoR4EdyIo
youtu.be/oFuMKdrzPqU

I see - I don't believe in magic though

Ah yes, you could say that. It's like the first Sup Forums thread I am actively participating in.

Me? Jealous? How could I

I had seen it a while ago, but I forgot what it was about. Meme magic just makes the waifus even better

You don't believe in magic... yet here I am! ;P
And welcome, this is my third day tbh
You're hilarious~

Jalepeno bread with turkey pepperoni and black olives toasted. Its so good. Cool Cool