Wifes going out of town for a month what should i do?

Wifes going out of town for a month what should i do?

Jerk off with some nonpassable crossdresser after 9 straight hours of being passed over by actual women and better looking traps. Once you've blown your load, feel guilty and clean house. Repeat every day until she returns.

Sounds like a plan

Stick it in everything in the house. Get a hooker, stick everything in the house in her. Order pizza.

Im a lil on the cheap side
Probably just gonna get poppers weed and dildo

you wanna party??? its party time!!!

Ahh. Then hours of JOI and CEI porn should do the trick. Much less guilt than the omegle route.

Id be down to party
What kind tho?

its a party. you and friends r welcome.

Post a pic with the dildo

I might be down for some omegle abuse but who knows maybe ill go try a dick or something
Nice trips btw

I have no friends

you still welcome

I have to buy it first
All i have is me in panties n shit from the last time

Where at?

Pics or it didn't happen

at OP's

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Ok what time you coming?

ill text ya!

Sweet email me tho yea?

Damn those are some sexy legs and that cock is real fine. Anymore pics?

will do hun!

Well thank you:)
I jave a few yeah

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That's is one nice ass

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CONSIDER YOURSELF CHEATED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY. LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THAT BITCH YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

Lol ty makin me blush

>CONSIDER YOURSELF CHEATED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY. LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THAT BITCH YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

CONSIDER YOURSELF CHEATED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY. LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THAT BITCH YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER STUPID NIGGER

CONSIDER YOURSELF CHEATED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY. LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THAT BITCH YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER STUPID NIGGER WITH A TINY ASSHOLE

Meh i couldnt care less

>Triggered

AHHH SO WE TALKIN BOUT A FAT BITCH HUH? WHAT BOUT IT? HUH? GET UP YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING WITH THAT BITCH, SHOW HER WHO THE ALPHA MALE IS. TELL HER TO STAY SO SHE CAN LICK YOUR DICK WILE SHE'S CALLING HER MOM, JUST FUCK HER BRAINS OUT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, THEN GO TO MACDONALDS AND SCREAM OUT LOUD THAT SHE'S A FAT CHEATING BITCH WHO DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE WITH YOU!!!! 1 FUCKING MONTH???? WHO THE FUCK THINK SHE IS, SHE'S CHEATING DUDE.

kek this thread

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