You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
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pornhub.com
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twitter.com
Are you guys really gonna make this thread everyday? Honestly kill yourselves you cucks
Can you snap the other military users as well? Cause it's not like you're unique by posting here
That girl with OP is a big time hoe
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
K
Indeed.
Hi John, long time no see
Dont you EVER talk about my sweetheart like that again
She has a girlsdoporn episode... this is priceless.
Fake
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You guys fall for the dumbest shit. Sup Forums, full of fucking retards.
That dude is a faggot manlet I'd beat his midget ass and anally rape his whore
You know what's funny?
I can snap and fuck every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your cock hard and your ass stretched out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
haHa, I'm also a physically weak kuk that has access to drugs (drug then whatever).
Doesn't mean either of us is big shit, you shitpost and I take bait let's agree to not post again today?
You know what's funny?
I can snap and convert mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your soul saved and your doubts snuffed out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
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S'goin' on man,
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Someone must have this video
Stop this fucking asshole
Yes she has done a bad thing but she is forgiven and we are a happy couple. Fucking fag fuck off or get reported
Not scared, Trump is just going to send you over seas to die in another Oil war
That chick choked my meat down last night in a Wendy's bathroom in Fort Lauderdale for a small frostee.
Well tell her it's my all time fave
Ur gay
You know what's funny?
I could kidnap and eventually befriend every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your house clean and your family loving me before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
Comedy
Its bait you tard, that whore did porn same day as that pic was taken after he left
That girl is definitely cheating on u she looks like a slut
Same jeans, seems legit
gr8 b8 m8 not 2 h8 but i r8 8/28
I wish we knew his facebook. This has potential
Anybody can kill anybody. What's yer point? SupperCoolStory.img
This got to be a joke, fuck off or get reported? I call bait af
You're funny. When are your tour dates?
im glad thats out , i was so worried
Are you the same guy who wrote this?
I think i can beat a gorilla with my hands
I'm not kidding.
I'm practising MMA for 6 years, boxing for 7 years, so i think I could.
Also, bodybuilding since 4 years, I'm 6'2, 190 pounds.
I've got a crazy speed, reactions same as my speed. I just need to wait that it goes on me then I dodge and punch it in the face.
I won't let it, if it does any little mistake, it is over. Of course, you virgins will say that's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will. Secondly, it's not with your loose body that you will do anything.
Any little trained man can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Without any weapons, it's not even so difficult, you just need technic.
Make my day you little bitch. Your gf looks like she takes loads in the mouth then goes home to make out with you.
ok, go fight a mother fuckin gorilla and stream it for us.
This is old pasta you fucktards
Well, let's take the bait
I did actually got pussy a few days ago, even if I am partially faggot. I am basic member of a volleyball team and the basketball team of my school +just won the local basketball league among schools (really bad English). So, no your argument is invalid
Welcome back, John. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Sincerely,
Snacks
xflix dot co /videos/234/selena-green-vargas-girlsdoporn-1/
Isn't that the girl in that girlsdoporn video that always gets reposted?
Well shit, I need to start reading the threads before posting
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i wanna know the story, did he die and did she run out of money? or is she just a hoe. We might never knowi
naa after he was sent to overseas, she went and do porno, she used her real name >_>
big talk for a guy who gets cucked on the regular
bruh you're the bf? man her vid, shit was SO cash
Fake and gay.
Hypocritical post to scare people, it turns out OP is the one talking big shit.
Funny you post this the same day it's posted on Le Reddit XDxDXD
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>bad thing
why? I know is bait but... Do you feel cucked as fuck?
It was some fat wrestler last time you copy pasta'd this shit
KYS faggot
I would shoot you in your smug face and bury you in my backyard. ;)
Gorilla warfre! zLOL!!!
How do we find his name ?
10/10 love these posts
all same fag
she went from that guy to a porn scene its somewhere on pornhub, stop posting this garbage holy shit.
We don't know the context of this entirely. That guy could be her brother (highly doubt), a relative or a really good friend.
what does it matter, she has a social life and does porn. big whoop.
You're in the Army. Shouldn't you be sucking your CO's dick or something?
Bring it on, white boi.
Wouldnt be hard...
pornhub.com
ARE U A FUCKING ASSHOLE?!
>You know what's funny?
That I'll make it to 40 without PTSD, horrible scars, and all my limbs intact?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
So this is the new eh?
Implying I didn't fuck your bitch in your bed while you were playing GI Joe in Afghanistan.
Best regards
Jody
Have fun getting shot at
this video is from like 4 years ago and people are falling for it.. what's next, someone pretending to be amanda t o d d and reposting all of her cp?
Jokes on you, I want to die
>stalk you for a few days learn your routine
>when darkness falls ill be there
>laughter hits you from every angle
>as you try to spot me you will be become disoriented and confused
>throw smoke pelts
>un sheaf little banshee bow
>thwack lung shot
>I allow you to see me to only gloat
>throw you in boot of car treat your wounds so you won't die
>put you in a cage and feed you hormones until your a trap
>invite around 20 men to have their way with you everyday
>when you all used up you to a tree and use my ninja stars to finish you off
You fuckin got that son ?
Someone post the creep copypasta. The one with $6,000 in recording equipment. Top zoozkes
I guess I've passed this one by but it really made me laugh.
Underrated post
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I'd fuck that girl. I mean, someone has to, right?
>baybuh
Holy shit lmao
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OP, stop with the cancer. It's well known on Sup Forums at this point that you were the cause of your own downfall. Next time don't become obsessed with sucking your own dick & randomly spitting the load in your girl's face to exert dominance.. You really wonder why she left after all that shit..? Fucking dumbass.
fuck u nigger
nigga watch myself. nigga you better check yourself cuz where you at i might pull up
>BCT graduation pic from Fort Jackson
if that was really you, and it isn't, you're a pussy POG.
Being this much of a newfag..actually try next time
but i need my windpipe to laugh. kek.
LOL a real seal would never post that stupidity.
I call BAIT or BIATCH,
Either way you're a tool.
Think about it. Still won't change the fact you like sucking dick for a living.
We know you're just baiting for the porno of her