I had a bad dream daddy. can i sleep with you

>i had a bad dream daddy. can i sleep with you
wat do

This is my fantasy.

same, It's not even sexual. It's just the fucking paternal urge to protect something.

Call 911, I don't have a child.

Dude just adopt her, then u got a qt daughter.

>i had a bad dream daddy. can i sleep with you
NO!! Get your ass back to bed and RAPE that Dream.. take momma's dildo and show it you are the man >:(

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You could use that edge to cut your pre-pubescent beard

You have just been visited by the cursed image of a sad dolli.

Post : " SADDENING SAD, DOLLI" or sadness will come over you.

SADDENING SAD, DOLLI

sure, we can play strangle the cyclops

ikr?

molest child

This, I need to nurture something, I have such a strong drive for it

"Get the fuck out you stupid loli"

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>hgn what?
>ok ok
>come up here between me and mom
>thank you daddy
>crawls in bed and cuddles
>sleep

rape her

ANNNNNNNGGGGG
i want this so bad

>i took your sister as a bedwarmer tonight but whatever
>get in here with us

>Tfw I'll have in in a few years

Listen you little nigger, I bought this house.

And I was generous enough to let you have a room.

Get the fuck out, go back to your room, take this gun, shoot any monster you find, don't come back, I am trying to fuck your mother, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Please don't rub it in my face

Wanna be her uncle?

wut.

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Just dont go all creepy uncle on me

>child
>consent
Pick one

Are you fucking asking a complete stranger on Sup Forums, who is probably a 40 year old obese man to be a uncle to your child. I know dis is bate but come on.

*Bait

child i gave you cool action figures of superheroes specifically so we wouldn't have this problem. work on your punching and your justice tomorrow.

then i'd pat the bed a few times to invite her in.

Well youll never get to cuddle her with that attitude. Enjoy your lonlinessm

>refer to you daughter as child

Come on man
that was cute

i do that with all the kids i know, they don't seem to mind. if anything, they start calling each other child as an insult

I was just trying to help an user feel slightly better for a moment...