>i had a bad dream daddy. can i sleep with you
wat do
I had a bad dream daddy. can i sleep with you
This is my fantasy.
same, It's not even sexual. It's just the fucking paternal urge to protect something.
Call 911, I don't have a child.
Dude just adopt her, then u got a qt daughter.
>i had a bad dream daddy. can i sleep with you
NO!! Get your ass back to bed and RAPE that Dream.. take momma's dildo and show it you are the man >:(
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You could use that edge to cut your pre-pubescent beard
You have just been visited by the cursed image of a sad dolli.
Post : " SADDENING SAD, DOLLI" or sadness will come over you.
SADDENING SAD, DOLLI
sure, we can play strangle the cyclops
ikr?
molest child
This, I need to nurture something, I have such a strong drive for it
"Get the fuck out you stupid loli"
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>hgn what?
>ok ok
>come up here between me and mom
>thank you daddy
>crawls in bed and cuddles
>sleep
rape her
ANNNNNNNGGGGG
i want this so bad
>i took your sister as a bedwarmer tonight but whatever
>get in here with us
>Tfw I'll have in in a few years
Listen you little nigger, I bought this house.
And I was generous enough to let you have a room.
Get the fuck out, go back to your room, take this gun, shoot any monster you find, don't come back, I am trying to fuck your mother, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Please don't rub it in my face
Wanna be her uncle?
wut.
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Just dont go all creepy uncle on me
>child
>consent
Pick one
Are you fucking asking a complete stranger on Sup Forums, who is probably a 40 year old obese man to be a uncle to your child. I know dis is bate but come on.
*Bait
child i gave you cool action figures of superheroes specifically so we wouldn't have this problem. work on your punching and your justice tomorrow.
then i'd pat the bed a few times to invite her in.
Well youll never get to cuddle her with that attitude. Enjoy your lonlinessm
>refer to you daughter as child
Come on man
that was cute
i do that with all the kids i know, they don't seem to mind. if anything, they start calling each other child as an insult
I was just trying to help an user feel slightly better for a moment...