It's that time Sup Forums. Pretend it's 1000 years ago

It's that time Sup Forums. Pretend it's 1000 years ago
>Be me
>go to rockstop
>preorder newest nitenrock
>it splits into like 3 rocks
>This is the future

>Bolgomb doplehf
>nahwolp gutooem doggtyapla fohageg
>oobfegyd atteoplg gldamag palapge doplehf
>fohageg fopagle mfopalmge tegaro nahwolp
>atteoplg magepalo doggtyapla fgettop

inb4 someone is actually baited by this

GAS THE NEANDERTHALS, ROCK WAR NOW.

ITT: uneducated fucks think the stone age was 1000 years ago

In some places, it still was.

In fewer places, it still is.

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>Be Me
>Go to RockMart
>Oonga try and trade 1 rock for 5 mammoth furs
>tell him to eat my berries
>take perfectly good rock from ground
>Oongas on Sabertooth Watch

>be me
>age 30
>die from common cold

>this post was carved by a sneaky denisovan

Denisovans run the media, don't trust what you see painted on cave walls, it's all trickery!

>be year 1017
>be hungry
>die

>1000 years ago
>wake up in cave
>Mark morning cave painting for future generations
>walk outside
>ohfug.rockcarving
>town mammoth is in my yard
>right on my skyorb damned garden
>last straw
>I go back to cave to grab my favorite spear
>call up neighbor Jerry on the drums
>he gathers entire village warriors
>mammoth kills like 7 people
>now there's just me and Jerry
>we stab mammoth until it dies >Jerry died arounnd skyorb highpoint
>It's just me
>mfw I have a whole mammoth to eat but no village
>such is life 1000 years ago

>Be me
>walk through berry bushes look for best eat
>see neanderthal girl cry
>ask what wrong
>me victim hate crime
>she point other ho-saps
>me get angry
>go to dumb guys and say why you attack neanderthal
>they say she head is different and also too much hair
>I say I like hairy girl
>they call me race traitor
>I mate with neanderthal girl and burn all berry bushes
>give racists finger
>they very angry and go tell chief
>chief come to me very angry
>why you burn berries are you retard
>i say take one to know one
>neanderthal girl chuckle
>tell chief to deal with it and ride on mammoth with girl into sunset
>also my penis 10" long and I own all boar meat in world

ITT: Retards believing that 1000 years ago we were neanderthals

You may have been, but we were prehistoric homo sapiens.

nerd

Me only like denisovan girl, they very kawaii not like ugly homo sapien and neanderthal. I have collection over thousand carvings of superior denisovan girls. Get on me level.

>mfw people think we were neanderthals 1000 years ago

You're a shitskin then, Germanic whites were Neanderthals, Asia was booming, and niggers are still in the stone age

This guy walk in you cave and club you wifman over head, what do?

>be me
>die

Humans ARE sapiens, and will ever be
This site is for mature (theorically 17+) people, out

Shriek like sky beasts and eat him hand off

Shut up [spoiler]nerd[/spoiler] faggot

>be me
>at chief's festival
>see Booga has animal hide stretched on gourd
>he make shit beat
>Smoke of the Rocker

>why no homoerectus like me?

>1000 years ago
>neanderthals
>pick one

What fuck you fuck say me, little bitch? I come top hunting class and many mammoth hunt, over 300 confirm kill!

I know you're the same thick cunt samefagging this but you clearly don't know your history. The battle of 1066 is when we killed the last of the Neanderthals.

I love how the guy replying to my post ( ) deleted it because couldn't use bbcode and looked like a complete idiot

Me need help

Girl I like really nice me, comb me hair and feed berry but every time I hit over head with club she say she just want be friend.

How escape friendzone and make her mate with me?

Hit harder. Use sleep berry. ??? Gain

>implying humans had mastered speech 1,000 years ago

It was just a series of grunts and growls back then.

Me homo but only erectus to wifman with penis, me bad?

Maybe for pitiful rival village
Not for good village that is us

Only if wifman look cute and have feminine penis

/fit/ say me club arm like faggot, no hit harder

Feed Sleep berry
Do fun dance
Make her wake up during it
She'll see how good you are and be in not friend zone

Go back to your clan