If Tom Cruise were a boxer he'd be Tom Bruise
If Tom Cruise were a boxer he'd be Tom Bruise
And if he was tired he'd be Tom Snooze?
if he was a drink he'd be Tom Booze
If he were the OP he would be...a huge faggot.
If Tom Cruise was a reporter he would be Tom News.
If Tom Cruise was OP he would be a Faggot!
haha ecks de
If Tom Cruise was from new York he would be Tom from Syracuse.
You first.
hahahahahahha
If he was throwing up all the time he'd be Tom Spews
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If Tom Cruise was cooked in an oven he'd be Tom Jews
If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos
If Tom Cruise was black he'd be Tom Nigger
If Tom Cruise ate laxatives he'd be Tom Poos.
If he wasn't the real Tom but was tricking everyone, he'd be a Tom Ruse.
If Tom Cruise were in second place he'd be Tom Lose.
If Tom Cruise made footwear he'd be Tom Shoes.
If Tom Cruise liked it on top he'd be Dom Cruise.
If Tom Cruise were a terrorist he'd be Bomb Cruise.
If Tom Cruise were in a gang he'd be Tom Crews.
If Tom Cruise could inspire me he'd be Tom Muse.
If Tom Cruise was sad, he'd be Tom Blues
If Tom Cruise got high he'd be Tom Glues
If Tom Cruise liked gum he'd be Tom Chews
If Tom Cruise was an std he'd be Tom Ooze
If Tom Cruise pissed all the time he'd be Tom Loos
If Tom Cruise were in a union he'd pay Tom Dues.
If Tom Cruise was a detective he'd be Tom Clues
If Tom Cruise was a lawyer he'd be Tom Sues
If Tom Cruise lost his car and kept asking about it he'd be Tom Dudes
If Tom Cruise threw tantrums he'd be Tom Terrible-Twos
Lol!
If Tom Cruise were a nigga on 40" blades he'd be Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise had a twin brother he would be Tom Two's
If Tom Cruise was a cook he'd be Tom Stews
If Tom Cruise was a detective he would be Tom Clues
Perhaps he's Tom Yous.
If Tom Cruise was inspiring a creative genius, he'd be Tom Muse
Jej
If Tom Cruise was a religion he'd be Tom Jews
If Tom Cruise was muck he'd be Tom Gooze
If Tom Cruise was in WWII he'd be Tom Jews.
If Tom Cruise had a squirrel sidekick he'd be Tom Moose.
If Tom Cruise was an animal he'd be Tom Zoos
FAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!
..I lost by 9 seconds.
If Tom Cruise housed animals he'd be Tom Zoos
3 min 9 sec
If Tom Cruise were asleep he'd be Tom Snooze.
If Tom Cruise was a hooker he'd be Tom Used
If Tom Cruise failed to wake up when his alarm went off, he would be Tom Snooze
if tom cruise were an alcoholic he'd be tom booze.
these threads remind me of how good Sup Forums used to be
thx user
Uncle Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise were a nuclear physicist he'd be Tom Fuse
If Tom Cruise was a bomb he'd be Tom Fuse
If Tom were a terrible actor he's be Tom boos
If Tom Cruise had to leave he'd be Tom Excuse
If Tom Cruise was the defendant in a rape case he'd be Tom Accused.
If Tom was a sane person he wouldn't be in scientology
If Tom Cruise built things then he would be Tom Screws
If Tom Cruise birthed a baby he'd be Mom Cruise.
If he couldn't make up his mind he'd be Tom Choose!!!
If Tom was Mexican he'd be Tom Cruz
Fucking good thread
If Tom Cruise cleaned chimneys he'd be Tom Flues.
Kek
If Tom Cruise were an altar boy he'd be Tom Abused
If Sean Connery was an oil magnate he'd be Sean Refinery
If Tom Cruise were an endangered species he might be Tom Zoos.
Lol!
Wrong thread?
If Tom Cruise were an investment he'd be Tom Accrues.
If Tom was sleeping in he'd be Tom snooze
If Tom Cruise were a scam artist he'd ve Tom Ruse
If Tom Cruise squashed fruit he'd be Tom Juice
If Sean Connery was stoned all the time he'd be Sean Gonery
If Tom Cruise was sick he'd be Tom Spews.
If Sean Connery was debating he'd be Sean Contrary
You can't just change the thread user
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If Tom Cruise was waiting in line he'd be Tom Queues
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if Tom Cruise was from California he'd be Tom Santa Cruz
If Tom Cruise was a demolitions expert he'd be Tom Diffuse
If Tom Cruise were a mother of twins he'd be Mom of Twos
If Tom Cruise fucked his mother he'd be Tom Taboos
LOL
If Tom Cruise was a missile he'd be Tom Cruise.
If Tom Cruise was a boater he'd be Tom Canoes
Or Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise lived in Australia he'd be Tom Kangaroos
fucking rekt
If Tom Cruise was a group of large, flightless birds he'd be Tom Emus
If Tom Cruise was a different color he'd be Tom Hues
If Tom Cruise were a seasoned criminal he'd be Con Cruise.
If Tom Cruise played billiards he'd be Tom Cues
If Tom Cruise were a kike he'd be Tom jews
If Tom Cruise was in the shower he'd be Tom Shampoos