Stop jacking off

Stop jacking off

Ever since i started nofap i'm a new man. I'm alpha, i have more energy, i sleep better, i have a clearer head. Why fap if it drains your life force?

Turn a flip faggot

You wouldn't say that shit to my face, pussy ass fapper.

Sure I would.
What are you going to do?

Jump up, grab my balls and swing between my legs.

>2017
>falling for the nofap meme

I'm a wrestler, i'd tombstone ur ass like undertaker you cuck.

>2017
>Watching porn produced by jews for the masses
>Fapping away precious dopamine while watching some dude fuck a girl you wish you could like the cuck you are

lmao fappers are sad! literal cucks!

You wrestle with men?

You are so fucking gay

Gay things don't go through my mind when i'm in the ring. But since you watch guys fuck girls you probably think about gay shit all the time, faggot.

You on top aggressively pinning another man down, the both of you sweaty.

Nothing gay about that at all.

Do you shower together like a football team?

Yeah it gets pretty steamy sometimes. I like to put a little oil on myself before i wrestle so that it's harder for them to grip me. It's a brotherhood, each day we get stronger. Even the spartans would wrestle. And I'd bodyslam your ass into the concrete, pathetic little pussy. My whole wrestling team is #1 in the league because we don't jack off.

Hell yea brother, I like to show my dominance in a Spartan like fashion by following them into the showers and bodyslam my dick into their anus

stfu undertaker you butt chugging faggot

Aww, angry little faplets. Haven't had your daily hit of dopamine from shekestein productions inc??

Please tell me this is b8

>makes thread about his ability to not fap for a week

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I'm trying to help you guys, porn made me into a beta before, but since I quit it 2 months ago i'm like a differen't person. I'm more confident, women tend to pay more attention to me in general, and i'm stronger. I was a rabid little fapper myself, and i would get defensive about my addiction the same way you guys are, man up! Get into wrestling or mma, and fuck real women instead of watching them get fucked you cuck.

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Porn causes hypofrontality

You see? Porn makes you fucking gay. Stop posting this disgusting shit!

im fapping right now
keep replying

i just masturbated

It's placebo, trust me.

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Jesus fucking Christ you nofappers are dense.
Your dicks are failing you because you eat shit and never see the sun. Try moving 30 minutes a day, see the sun (or at least eat vitamin D supplements) and at least sniff some vegetables.
Also, folic acid supplements are essential to a healthy stiffy, and daily (or close to daily) alcohol consumption will kill your boner-abilities.

I tried nofap for 14 days, and all it got me was horny and annoyed. Also, when I finally came (bj) it hurt more than it felt good, and my junk went all tingly in a bad way.

In fact, I urge everyone to jerk one off right now, just to prove OP wrong and show that nofap is fucking retarded.

Mind you, a 2-3 day nofap makes you cum buckets and rainbows.

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Stupid fucking faggot.


You're supposed to use that energy to do something productive. Men weren't made to sit around and jerk off to more hot women in 20 minutes than our ancestors saw within a lifetime. Fapping releases dopamine, which dulls everything else in your life in comparison. Look at the big picture fucktard. And watch your mouth, you're talking to a wrestler.

I might add that watching porn has a temporary effect. It's supposed to make you horny from watching it, or imagining it, or getting inspired from it.
Watching porn daily might make you uninspired or less creative, since you know what to expect. Just stay away from porn and fapping for 2-3 days, your junk will once again rise as gloriously as when you were 15.
If it doesn't then see for instructions.

Now go, be free, and fap gloriously to whatever the fuck you want.

this thread stupid and also dumb

fuck you

You know what else releases dopamine? Not fapping. Might as well do what you love, whether it be fapping to porn or to Goldust. Get good.

wadayagunnado? put me in a choker hold via the internet?

self cuckolding faglord

> implying nofap leads to productiveness
You're one of those dense motherfuckers that thinks only 0.5 steps ahead.

Who the fuck can concentrate on being productive when their boner is breaking everything in front of them?
Everything is a boob when you nofap, and your boner will never stop being in your face when you nofap.

Fap in moderation because you are healthy. That's the most productive you will ever get. No boner in your face, and no flaccidness to bother you. Clear skies and whatever is in front of you can be molested towards perfection with a clear mind.

That's perfect productiveness because you fapped.

Fap if you want, i can't convince someone whos so addicted to stop. I will be successful and you will still be fapping to porn, leaving stains on your pants while thinking people don't notice when you go out.

Don't forget your prostate cancer!

not everyone who faps is a wank hungry mongoloid you know? Just because you had a problem doesn't mean the vast majority of people who do it aren't perfectly normal, functional human beings with self control and personal hygiene

Finding the "window" between too much and too little is the key. Yes, and fucking a real live woman is better, for many reasons, than fapping.
Other things play a major part in testosterone production as well. Diet, exercise, sleep.

> Girl asks you to fap in front of her because she really wants to see
> I promised girl I would fap in front of her.
> TFW she keeps postponing because phonecall
> TFW phonecall has lasted for 4 hours now.......