I talked to a vegan the other night

I talked to a vegan the other night.

Immediately, She entered a rant on animals rights and attempted to inform me on the cruel, irrelevant conditions farm animals in Africa experience.

At this point I revealed that my eating preferences revolved arounda wholesome diet of meat, eggs, cows milk, vegetables and fruit.

She visibly choked up, eyes beginning to water. I knew she saw me as the enemy, the Devil, the source of evil in the world.

Before she could get a word out, I quickly added that I had spoken to another vegan earlier that night and that he had dispensed reprimand regarding my diet choices(this was a bluff), and that I understood his stance fully, however the vegan culture and brute force was the wrong way to go to convince meat-eaters to stop eating meat.

Her PETA training never prepared her for this. She was at a loss of words. She knew that in order to save the animals, she had to be a special snowflake and could not conform to a negative culture, but yet she had to do something. Veganism would change the world if everyone just believed.

A few moments passed in silence as her brain worked overtime, struggling to find a passive attack without appearing like a 'tool'. The long term lack of Vitamin D and Omega-3 had degraded her mind once powerful enough to push her through her arts degree. Eventually she sighed and murmured "Yeah."

I decided to let her down easily as she was such a good sport, avoiding empty death threats of sending me off to the butchers and seeing how I liked it.

"I buy from sustainable sources where the animals are well treated and I never buy caged eggs." She looked back up at me with a tear trailing down her left cheek, brow raised. "Really?" I smiled. "Yep."

Later, we entered small talk which quickly evolved to flirting. We later went back to the hostel room and fucked. It was the first night in years that she had a pork sword in her mouth.

I had done it. I had cured veganism. I ate McDonalds later that night.

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This is the dumbest post I've read on Sup Forums so far today.

True story

bump for antivegan

quality post, my friend

Thank you, someone needs to save Sup Forums, and boxxy isn't going to do it anymore.

I was in the thread yesterday and you're full of shit

Thanks. Vegan detected.

But you know, that's like your choice or whatever

>At this point I revealed that my eating preferences revolved arounda wholesome diet of meat, eggs, cows milk, vegetables and fruit.

Please tell us how you define a wholesome diet.

Anyone who writes more than 2 sentences on an anonymous message board is mentally ill.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

quoting this sentence as if it means anything at all is also autistic

Everyone is mentally ill if you look hard enough.

A well planned and balanced diet that contains all essential amino acids, carbohydrates, unsaturated fats and more. Several essential amino acids required for proper and optimal functioning as a human being is lacking in all vegan diets, even with supplements (which a study found many companies falsely advertising the contents of their multi and single strain vitamin supplements).

How can you save the planet on an insufficient diet?

You're the autist, mate.

INNOCENT FUCKING ANIMALS

vegans environmentalists are like corporations who must lobby government to spread their idelogy vs jehovahs witnesses on sunny park benches with a bible tract,no harm befalls you by saying 'no thanks' to the lil ole lady,vegans who practice 'live and let live'
are pretty rare

> as if it means anything

probably because they're dealing with people who don't live and let live

Not OP but I think he just did Vegan Faggot.

OP here. Thanks user, doing god's work.

Bored of this same shit every day
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Humans require meat to live - therefore eat meat faggot

Get off Sup Forums for a month.

humans require meat to get sick to sell them cures.
good one, blindfolded genius

What a fucking loser... killing and eating animals is what animals do.

Rape is nowhere near comparable to survival - unless you qualify the act of mating as rape...

Humans are animals, whether you believe in god or not... and the Holocaust comment? Fuck this guy

I'm naturally against the killing of animals, but do you think about the trillions of bacteria you kill just by walking around?

End the bacteria holocaust by killing yourself.

Also his rape analogy is dumb as fuck.

And what about the vitamins literally ' required ' by our bodies to synthesize proteins?

Cant remember exactly - but look up vegan supplements ... Theres only one place to get it and thats meat.

Its just the difference between hunting (natural) and production (unnatural).

Nothing wrong with a hunted piece of deer or naturally farmed cow.

people getin sick from growth hormones and shit where $$ is bottom line.

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"Some believe vegans who eat enough of the right plant foods don’t need to worry about a vitamin B12 deficiency.

However, there is no scientific basis for this belief."

bacteria don't suffer since they don't have a nervous system, dumbass

raping and killing are both evil things, the analogy is valid. some animals are predators, some aren't. we as of 2017 do not fucking need to kill animals to feed ourselves.

some people tend to have b12 deficiency, I personally don't. There are vegan b12 supplements just in case

Oh since they don't feel pain it doesn't matter? You're one fucked up vegan, buddy. I bet you eat fish as well, since they don't feel pain.

Well fuck me sideways - a religious vegan??

How do you even quantify evil? Watch Watchmen for another idea regarding how 'evil' rape is.

Fucking slaves to our genetics, and you sir are genetically a sheep.

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So you mean to say that every single, eagle, shark, bear, cougar, lion, praying mantis, fucking FISH in the world are inherently evil?

You must be so afraid to walk outside.

Lmao.

Actually it doesn't matter, as it doesn't matter to eat plants. And fish do suffer since they have a central nervous system and as a matter of fact they probably feel the pain much worse than we do. You really don't know shit about animals I'm astonished.

Fuck religion, it's common sense that killing is wrong. I don't give a fuck about what my ancestors did.

Predators naturally feed themselves that way and it's OK. We don't need to be necrophages in order to survive. Much less to drink fucking cow's milk. It's a matter of choice. You want to eat dead animals because carnivorous animals do so? What a genius! Do whatever you want buddy but fuck your logic.

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kys

"The researchers conclude that fish do not have the neuro-physiological capacity for a conscious awareness of pain'

PETA Disagrees because they can.

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Logic of the universe - theres always a bigger fish.

The exchange of energy is pretty much ubiquitous even down to bacteria that eat each other... Regardless of how complex or 'emotional' life is, food is food.

What about bugs? Why not eat insects? They give more protein per pound and are much easier to mass produce...

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-10/10 would nom

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His argument makes very little sense.

lmao peta training wtf

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>when you find out she's a vegan/vegetarian

Moar like this
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>m-muh micronutrients

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faggot

Fucking saved.

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>essential amino acids missing
you must be joking

"Essential amino acids cannot be made by the body. As a result, they must come from food. The 9 essential amino acids are: histidine, isoleucine, leucine, lysine, methionine, phenylalanine, threonine, tryptophan, and valine"

Guess what the best source of essential amino acids are?

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