Tell your deepest darkest (and if you wanna, lewdest) secrets Sup Forums

Tell your deepest darkest (and if you wanna, lewdest) secrets Sup Forums

I'm the guy who spams Sup Forums with fat men pics

the sherrif's a nigger

fingered a sleeping 8yr (unrelated) who I was babysitting

I don't know how to triforce, voted for Hillary and post bananas in YLYL threads

my dick is 3.5 inches when erect and 1.75 inches when flaccid and i'm proud of it

I like to cum on girls while they sleep. Most of the time its a relative of mine. Never been caught

i voted for gary johnson

chris?

When I was 14 I fingered a 6 year old girl because she asked me to

thats hot

What did it feel like?

Not a secret at all, but just a quick little bit of a vent

Just wanna get some last minute advice.

Theres this girl i'm sorta friends with (Atleast enough for her to give me her number) and this girl has been pushing me to become an EMT. So, when I finally began the process, I texted her saying that I have. I would think that she would want to hear that?

But there has been no response, which is very strange for her. And its been Over 3 days already. Usually would respond damn fast. Typically same day at worst.

I've been told by 3 separate people to give this a shot and see. "Hey, I just wanted to check in and make sure that everything is all right"

Would it be stupid to send that? Any other options here?

nope

I'm 28 and have been having sex with my wifes sister for a little over 4 years. She just turned 20 in jan.

so you think. wouldn't you wake if some heavy breathing neckbeard spewed on your face? of course you would. of course they do.

Tight, and kinda gristly? But then warm and looser. I kinda lost track after that because I told her I'd only do it if she gave me a hand-job as well

thats fucked but kinda hot.. lol
so whos pussy is tighter? wife or her sister?

I love getting fucked by older men.

I destroy friendly ammo boxes in planetside 2 and replace them with my own for EXP.

I'm sexually obsessed with some of my straight male friends. Sometimes I can't look at them without imaging sexual things to do with their twink bodies. So much so that I dream of being cucked by them and someone else. I know, I'm a faggot.

she is SCREAMING to you that she is not interested. just deal with it.

The sisters. Wife has had health issues since about 6yrs ago. Kinda what started the whole sleeping with her sister thing. Chemo/radiation can make it to where you can't have sex or it hurts too much.

How so, one instance of this happening? If it was consistent then maybe you would have a point

fag

I personally think you should send that last message. What is the worst that can happen?

At any rate, she seems like a grade-A bitch to deal with in the future.

Eh, in person she is arguably the best person I know in general, so...

But, I was almost having second thoughts on that.

The other two options would be to just come clean and hope theres something of a friendship left if she doesn't feel the same, or to just text her with a EMT specific question (Seeing as its common ground)

I wanna nut in Chelsea Clinton and my second cousin both, in a disappointing (for them) 3 way.

I once removed the USB BEFORE it was safe to do so.
> HEY NSA! you should get tips from the FBI, they fish WAY better than you guys.

Started sucking my uncles cock when I was 7, years ago before cameras everywhere and he'd let me show off sucking his cock in public places so people could watch me.

> cant triforce
GTFO out just DIE!
> Voted for Hillary
So you don't just hate your life, you want us ALL to suffer, there is no cure for you limp dick cancer faggots! I hope you burn in hell!
> Posts Bananas in YLYL
That shit is gold, welcome back into the fold, I am proud to call you brother. All is forgiven.

That's really weird that a person you know well (I would assume) would just suddenly stop talking.

But the thing I am more concerned about is whether *you* want to become an EMT (assuming that is the truth). And why would you want to become an EMT? Are you doing it for yourself or for her?

best movie

in the V or the A

I loved getting fucked by older men. Not sure if you are in the same boat as me. But I know what you mean. Though I never been touched that young.

Not even denying it. I want to see their smooth bodies dominated in front of me.

why did u get married so young? good job btw

I fuck a trap ones a week (just finished cumming in ass)

I do actually want to become one, I've been meaning to do it for years. Though I will say that she definitely gave me the motivation to take the leap to commit to it.

And yea it is, though I don't think we knew each other that well, we both seemed to enjoy talking to each other. Especially since on more than 2 occasions have texted back and forth for over 5 hrs

Are you M or F. never know in this fag pile of garbage....

My kid sister caught me wanking when I was 15. I hid, but she told me she wanted to watch me or she'd tell mum. So I wanked in front of her and enjoyed her watching. She said she wanted to see it again so whenever I had a wank she came and watched me, and eventually knelt in front of me. She never touched me but would let me cum over her face or into her open mouth. I loved wanking for her.

M

Here's a tip for you. before talking about your sexual experiences with uncle, mom, dad please do tell of your gender.

Did she ever rub one out for you?

i knew it

where do you find them?

Never fucked me or touched me, but I loved sucking his cock and swallowing his cum, and did it at every opportunity, especially in public.

yep FAG

Well obviously. Given that 95% of people here are guys, what do you expect?

in CNN's back pages.

the wife and I had been dating on and off since i was 14 and she was 13.

FAG

if it's true, i love you user

never ceases to amaze.

Nope, and we never did anything else other that her watching me wank whenever possible and me cumming in her mouth.

Give me a ten second head start...gotta head to my safe space

fair enough bro. least u married a woman..

Where in public? How old was he?

When my mom leaves the house I go to her dirty laundry and masturbate with her dirty panties.
She's actually pretty fit, does yoga, etc.

jesus fucking christ dude, you're cheating on your cancer-ridden wife with her sister? there is seriously a special place in hell, goddamn

Read again champ

I would molest my cousin while sh slept. I never got caught

I am responsible for the death of one hundred seventeen people.
I drink to sleep, but i see their faces anyways in my dreams.
117 is now a number i fear, anything related to it i cant handle. I've tried scuicide twice, and didn't follow through bith times. I just want the pain to stop, I wish I could go back in time, and never go into the army, become a welder or something.
God has forsaken me.

this

this guy should be celebrated...you faggot

117? Are those the number of confirmed kills that you got when you were a Navy Seal?

I'm 29, i make a ridiculous amount of money, and I blow my disposable income on fucking high end escorts

Damn. She could at least repay the favor.

>She never touched me
I was asking if she masturbated for him. Not physically doing anything to him

He was 27. On buses to start with when we pulled up alongside another so people could watch me, then play-parks and primary schools.

For king and country bro. thnx if it helps.

So doctor or not?

I would hope he didn't force you. That would be fucked up. How did he not get caught?

not harming anybody, could do worse. why save up? enjoy whilst your dick is active and before you settle down.

>
>117? Are those the number of confirmed kills that you got when you were a Navy Seal?

What part if army do you not understand.

I do save and live a comfortable life. this is my vice. we all do something to take the edge off reality.

Soldier, demolitions.

Oh shit. Hang in there bro.

It doesn't help me sleep, it doesn't put them back together, but thanks anyways.

Never forced me. I loved feeling his cock cum in my mouth. He just picked the right times and places, and there were no cameras everywhere then.

Teja?

this is fairly harmless vice buddy, i used to earn well. spent a lot on hookers/titty bars in every port we docked in. sounds like you know what your looking for in high end women.

I once went to Rome on my own after a tough breakup. Whilst I was there, I killed a homeless person to see what it felt like. I cut his throat with a steak knife that I stole from a local restaurant. For those that are curious, I don't even lose sleep about it. It's just a thing that happened once, like any other memory.

I support Trump and don't care if he drags this country into the ground as long as he makes life a little bit worse for the sanctimonious SJWs. I wasn't always like this, but their vile attitudes have corrupted me, and now I'm personally willing to do every little bit of my part to make sure their lives are worse. Even if it's all in their fucking heads.

stay strong man, there are thousands of people out there like me that respect you more than they respect themselves for serving our country. you did what none of us could do. thank you, whether or not you think you deserve it, you do, thank you man

Ignore her, seriously go do YOUR OWN SHIT.


Watch her come to you. If she doesn't ever contact you, then she wasn't into you.

If she does contact you, you have a chance.

Or you can be a beta orbiter and waste your time. Its up to you.

Alpha out.

Go back and kill someone else then, that way you wont be afraid of 117 anymore

do you work at the moment, something to take your mind, perhaps momentarily, elsewhere. hobbies, music painting. Maybe write a book to get it out of your system.

whats her sisters pussy like compared to your wife? do they look the same? does one have a bigger lab or clit or are they very similar?

kys

yoy sir, are my role model!

Btw what do you work as?

no penetration, a 8yr is super super tight. Touched v for all the night

I went the majority of our relationship thinking I was decently hung.

Only to find out that my girl used to date a guy that had a monstercock.

I anonymously approached her ex and asked if he had any videos of them.

He refused until I proved that I was her current bf and sent me the photos.

Anyways I feel sick to my stomach anytime she and are having sex and she says things like "oh you are so huge"

yeah youre right, could be worse

As long as you don't generalize that all liberals are like that, I think you are like most of the people. Keep in mind, the few extremists on both sides tend to be the loudest.

seriously bro, being nice is lost here. having a sense of morality,seriously. I repeat. its gods work now put that cock back in your mouth.

I think that's a good thing to text. you should send it and see if she responds! if she doesn't respond to this one then you know for sure she isn't interested.

7 is still really young in my book. But are you guys still involved?

i write software

When my wife's cousin was 13, and she was starting to grow up top. We were outside, and she was wearing a bikini top that was somewhat loose, and every time she would bend down, I would look down it, and I got several eyefuls of her gorgeous tits and her nice pink nips. They haven't really grown much more since then either, and she is a major hottie now that she's an adult.

can we see the pic? and a pic of yours to see the difference? maybe you have other qualities that are better than his