Chad here and why the fucking hell do you want a girlfriend?
It's a headache, it's like having a child, you need to take care of it, talk to her everytime, go out with her, do what she want, you only fuck when she want, sometimes she is bad and you don't know why. And i don't go out like i used to do with my friends to a drink or to play soccer or even play videogames, i don't go to the gym since i had a gf.
The only thing i like about this is the sex and kissing her.
Why the fuck do you want this?.
Jackson Ross
I dont do any of those things you listed because I have no friends I also only get laid when I save up enough for a hooker Stop bitching and be happy you have someone
Bentley Nelson
Because biology wills it
Luis Russell
You sound more beta than Chad. If your girlfriend is such a pain in the ass and only good for sex, just fuck her, dump her, then find a better girl with more of a brain and personality. Instead you're a slave to the pussy and bitching on the internet. Because you're a beta.
John Nelson
Being alone is actually a good confort zone, having friends is better than having a gf too you should work on this, in college you can find anybody to go out and stop fucking hookers.
Also a gf is more expensive than a hooker
Daniel Thompson
Because it's your best friend you can probably trust. Because what was listed actually makes one happy and not the sex alone.
Nicholas Myers
I already graduated college I was a lonely betafag in college and still am
Jason Adams
I generalize, i already had a lot of girlfriends = every single one is the same
>slave to the pussy fair, but i prefer beign here than fucking a hooker
Jacob Gomez
I agree after 8 years.
Spending time with your friends usually results in her joining.
Chilling involves watching her shit shows and pretending to enjoy them just to save an argument.
No matter how hot she is you progressively find uglier and uglier strange attractive just for the thrill of fucking something different.
Everything and i mean EVERYTHIN requires at the bare minimum double the effort.
Bitches are fucking exhausting
Elijah Bailey
Go to a gym, workout, talk to somebody there, invite them to drink some beers, next day find that person again on the gym = make friends
Justin Lee
truth. And they wonder why we take up drinking.
Luke Ramirez
>Bitches are fucking exhausting Are you fucking me?
Eli Barnes
This is exactly the reason people cheat and go drinking in a "girls night" "boys night". It's exhausting. Sometimes i'm working and i had a message from her in the whatsapp and if i don't respond i don't get pussy and i sleep on the couch.
Aiden Sanchez
This is true but have you ever been in a relationship?
Robert Green
No but you can be damn sure 99% of the female population will fuck you big time in one way or another during a relationship and not in the way your sex ed teacher explained 2 years ago.
Relationships take a lot of work and while men are generally better at "work" than women the criteria needed for anything worthwhile requires a cuck attitude or the patience of a saint
Caleb Robinson
Oh no. You mean she expect that in a relationship, you'll talk to her? How dare she. Grow up
Ethan Cox
Try beign with somebody for 5 years and see how do you agree with me.
Jace Cooper
I bet you're one of these illusive straight guys who pretends to be a fag just so you can speak to the opposite sex and rip your
Jacob Flores
This guy never had a girlfriend
Jaxon Butler
shit my kid doesn't have a say we fuck and neither do her mama.
Lincoln Wood
You write that so bad that isn't funny, try again in another thread
Ayden Adams
try reading both posts again and maybe you'll get it this time.
tho i seriously doubt it.
Jeremiah Long
take that grammar over to /nig
Asher Parker
kid you ain't got nothin on me lelelele
Joseph Butler
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!
Nathaniel Ortiz
Much like your child support officer
Asher Collins
ur unnderstanding me obvi
Dylan Collins
nigger
Evan King
>why the fucking hell do you want a girlfriend? i don't, I JUST WANT TO BE UNCLE T-BONE.................
Justin Hernandez
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Andrew Parker
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Hunter Torres
that guy is a winner
Jaxson Hill
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Parker Rivera
ya can not fuck wih us suck
Jason Long
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Gavin Evans
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Carter Reed
>Chad
Anyway, your copypasta sounds like it was written by a faggot that thinks everyone is the same
Alexander Martinez
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Liam Carter
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Daniel Brooks
this man is a living HERO
Evan Hill
damn this guy must get so much pussy holy fuck
Brayden Kelly
So all relationships are doomed to fail?
It's like living on an isolated island.
Luke Hill
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Alexander Flores
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Grayson Mitchell
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Luis Jones
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Evan Roberts
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Jeremiah Walker
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Joseph Myers
Be this guy
Dress bad, have a little dick, ugly af, balding, weird mustache, bad tattoos
Confident af with a fucking personality = Get a lot of pussy
Tyler Garcia
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Mason Murphy
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Ryan Jenkins
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Dominic Bell
Advice taken
Evan Evans
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Isaac Allen
wait is this the same fuckin dude?
Mason Hall
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Logan Ward
all hail
\w/
Brandon Thompson
Good...
Nicholas Wright
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Caleb Gomez
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Anthony Diaz
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Luis Evans
stop...
Cameron Richardson
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Connor Edwards
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Jack Ross
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Andrew Thomas
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Aaron Martinez
Not that guy but my girlfriend begs for sex and I usually say no she is thirsty as shit and also does pretty much whatever I tell her to
Cameron Carter
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Levi Howard
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Robert Perez
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Lincoln Powell
Being a world famous fashion photographer for the past 20 years may have something to do with it. Implying that confidence with an empty wallet results in getting your dicked sucked on camera without it being a snuff movie is false
Daniel Reed
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Lucas Young
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Brayden Stewart
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Blake Jones
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Evan Taylor
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Jackson Evans
I feel like I'd actually enjoy having a child, at least for a couple years.
Plus my gf won't ever poop in her pants.
Brody Reed
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Jace Myers
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Isaac Thompson
true that
t bone is that wite nigga casually plunging his dickhead into every female model, movie star and probably most male models and movie stars you've ever fapped to
easy pickinz...cuz ur uncle terry and they come expecting to suck your dick now. fuck. what a life
instead im just a normie posting sadfrogbois
Zachary Diaz
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Jack Thomas
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Carter Martin
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Landon Bailey
Dont be with her if you are or she isnt happy with who you are. You beta faggot. If a girl likes you and will be your girlfriend through all the shit you want to do then you know you are doing it right. If not she (besides sex) is a waste of time. Cuck
Jose Edwards
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Jace Gutierrez
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Asher Collins
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Joshua Scott
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Eli Harris
You need a better Gf
Ayden Allen
This faggot knows.
Robert Sanders
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Justin Sullivan
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Joseph Rivera
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Cooper Russell
Thanks to that faggot bumping the thread with T Bone pics
Jace Price
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Joseph Hughes
I like how you say "Chad here" like you expect us to know who you are
