Im getting charged with sodomy against an animal, ask me anything

Im getting charged with sodomy against an animal, ask me anything.

Did it feel good?

Hell yes, i am a true zoophile

Where did the bad man touch you?

Besides the charges, how was your day?

Absolutely shitty, i am hoping tomorrow will be better? :)

Never been molested, lol

Would you fuck a grizzly bear?

Please die under a truck.

Hmmm idk ive never really studied a bears cock before and how that would work for the both of us, assuming he would not maul me to death...

why are you not fleeing the country?

Need a story here OP. How did you get caught?

Please come run me over

Did he cum in your ass?

...

I have nowhere to go

What kind of animal did you assfuxk? Did it live?

How did you get caught?

Post more blue heelers and stop fucking animals.

exactly, i already understand that youre an abselute retard for doing this but how in the shit do you even manage to be retarded enough to fuck this up???

Was it worth it?