Just got my first happy ending. Ask me anything

Just got my first happy ending. Ask me anything.

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Are you happy?

Very.

Good
Now fuck off

That's not a question.

how much did you pay? was the massage part good?

Are you fat? Did she swallow? How much did you pay? Did she just ask? How'd you find the place? Was she a pro or did it take forever? Post pic of what she looked like

did she comment on how small your penis is?

Total including tip was 60$. It was for a 30 minute massage so she only really rubbed down my chest and legs before getting to the real work.

Why are you a faggot?

Is mommy proud that she helped make you a man?

I am not fat. I paid 60 after tip. She did ask as I got hard. She was a pro judging by her skill. I found the place on spa hunters.

link me faggot

I wouldn't call 8 inches small.

They all say that.

...

What do you want? A picture?

Welcome to the game, it's addicting. Most fun I've had is going places where it's *not* a guaranteed thing and getting a score anyway

yes wth timestamp

Did you get a free egg roll?

This was my third attempt in a year. The first time I just got a massage. The second I got a SF. This time, jackpot.

Whats the name of the spa lying faggot.

That would a near trick seeing as I just came 30 minutes ago and I'm in public right now.I don't much care how big you think I am. I know how big I am and so do the ladies who get to enjoy it.

Kings spa.

what city? were the girls hot?

what's a SF?
How old was the masseuse?
What kind of happyness? hand, mouth of pussy?

Milford
She was a 5 in my book. Not ugly but not crazy hot. But her hands felt good.

SF - self finish.
A hand job.

Did you send anyone else first? I know about spahunters and rubmaps but... The paranoid part of my brain tells me this is way too easy, and if I go in there will be cops waiting for me as soon as I do something illegal.

There's supposedly a "Sakura day spa" near me. But the reviews on Yelp say "I caught my boyfriend getting happy endings here" etc

How can shit like that be on Yelp and the place stays open? I just feel like they're all stings man...

I feel like the cops would set up to bust the parlor not the customer but it is a risk you take. I have done far riskier stuff trying to get off.

it's technically not illegal unless they ask specifically to get paid for the blowjob. It works by you paying for a massage and them giving a bj and have you tip them so it's not directly paying for sex

>being this paranoid
Your underage is showing

Also been to thai masseuses with the idea of getting cheap sex. Turns out its just easier and better to meet an escort, they are alot prettier as well. Not much more expensive either. I will never go back to getting hand jobs from old, fairly disgusting, thai-women when I can just hook up with women of my choice, who do sex as a hobby. So if you can, you should look into that business instead. Much much much more worth it :) And when you have met someone more than once, it oftens gets better AND cheaper! 1 hour for 100-300$(depending on who you meet) and its basically whatever you want to do to her.

Did you cum?

An escort is next on my sexual bucket list.

Yes I did.

how do you even find an escort?

i had a masseuse at a spa who wound up giving me her number for house calls but had a kid and doesn't do calls anymore.

Cool!
Make sure you don't decide to contact anyone you might think is part of trafficking. Try make sure it is their own free will to have sex and do it for fun. I always talk to the girl in question to get a good picture of who she is. It's nothing wrong with buying sex if it is both willingly, its different when the girl does it it to not live on the street etc. You get me? Its the number one focus, never forget that. And then, choose after your liking and budget!

OK so small dick with excuses got it

Where I live, there is a website where the girls/guys who sell services put out adds. So you contact them there, or by phone/kik/mail. Its so easy that its almost scary haha.

I would never go with a girl picked up from the street as seen in movies etc, thats fucked up.

I hear you.

Where do you live? What is the website?

You know what fuck you guys I'm just trying to make a cool thread to put in all your virgin faces what happened to me lol stay fucking mad virgins

OP here. I'm just ignoring him.

Sweet. Good luck and enjoy!

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The websites contains bullshit as well, as every site with content like this does, but its easy to see which adds are real and which are "spammed" out.

Age of Empires 2 or Age of Mythology?

What service do you normally use to find escorts?

I never really got into RTS games. I was more an FPS and RPG guy.

I used to browse the adds, contact the ones i felt interested in. But now I just contact the ones i usually contact. Mostly via kik, since its user. Its after all illegal and i dont want my name to be obovious in case of shit-hitting-the-fan. If you want to use phonenumber, get a user mobile.

I'll have to find some adds for my area. I already have kik.

No idea if the site i linked works in your country, if not, search one up, and get going :) Good luck.

Empire earth

I went to one in Dallas and I got way more than a handy.
>Pay old woman at front 60
>Asian woman takes me to room
>Gives me a towel and says get undressed
>Takes me to shower room with table
>Take off towel and get on table
>She washes me and scrubs my butthole
>Really fucking cleans me
>Get towel and go back to first room
>Get terrible massage
>She whips her tits out and starts rubbing on me
>Sucks my dick and fucks me porn style
>Let's me cum in her mouth while I rub her clit.
It was cool but expensive. I tipped her 200 plus the 60 for the house.im about to get my tax return and I'm debating going back.she was no beauty queen but she could suck a dick

I'm 27 faggot. I'm not an idiot and I don't wanna get busted. YOUR underage is showing you little newfaggot cock mongler

Looks like a nerve was hit.

keke


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did you use a condor? or did you fuck her raw

Sounds similar to my experiences. 60 house, I give 140 tip, lots of fun.

I'm a big fan of part-time hookers. Students, waitresses, single moms. Lol
I'm 40, and I have three 19 year old girls in rotation. I help out with bills now and then, and I get to fuck them whenever I want. I'm going to bang one this afternoon as a matter of fact.
Tried massage parlours, and some are better than others. The massage usually trumps the ending. Most of those girls are better then legit masseuses.
Welcome to the Ho game, user. Enjoy the ride.

Use Eccie website.

It really is that easy, stop being a pussy

Welcome to the AMP club. Keep branching out and you'll find places that will get you laid. After that, hand jobs just seem basic.

Next time get the 60 minute version. More money, but more fun.

I've also been to a number of AMPs

Ask me anythijg, I'll try my best to answer your questions.

The last time I was there I did 60 minutes but got nothing so I went with the 30.

wtf, what'd you pay for the "massage" portion? seems super cheap

So she gave you a massage and then you jerked off in the bathroom before leaving.
Good job OP

taylor swift is so hot

Hmm, interesting. Different girl each time?

>I'm a big fan of part-time hookers. Students, waitresses, single moms. Lol

My list also includes strippers and bartenders.

roast

What podunk town is this in? The cheapest house fees start at $60 in my area.

Yes.

Milford De.

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Sage

did she enjoy it

She supplied me with a mighty Condor but disposed of it when she finished the job.i shot a load in her mouth while rubbing her clit.She was standing up with her leg hiked on the table blowing me.She grabbed my hand and made me rub her clit.

Beats me. Lol. I sure did.

Cool, I'll keep it in mind if I end up passing through.

checked
That's all that matters

Ah, okay. Sometimes different gals will do different things. Example: same spa, one girl would blow without a condom, other would use a condom for oral.

call it what it is:
prostitution

literal whores

Rise of Nations.

I don't give a fuck what you call them. All I know is that they're great,and I'm glad they exist.

Did you say. Hey jerk me off?

These women provide a very valuable service. I don't appreciate your tone.

>calling people virgins
>having to stoop to paying some bird at a massage parlour to spank your monkey
>kek

Fucking beta

She asked if I wanted anything helped as she rubbed my balls. I said "I could use some attention." She said she needed 40 but I only had 20. She took it.