Oh I fucked up guys I fucked up bad its like winning the fuck up lottery i never expected it to wind up like this but...

Oh I fucked up guys I fucked up bad its like winning the fuck up lottery i never expected it to wind up like this but fuck me. Pic related. I gotta start with the back story, I need advice. I really need some clever advice to get out of this and quick bec. this is a happening right now kind of situation. Pic related. Looks like my sisters thong.

>Be me, a Neet, on Sup Forums too much. See a post about the guy who is crazy about ham sandwiches. He said "cant let grammy know I'm making hammy" Why did I write that quote down on a piece of paper and put it in my nightstand drawer? I cant even tell you. This is just the beginning.

>sister using my laptop. Didnt think much of it, my porn is hidden in a rabbit hole of folders. Except, she went to save a pic and it automatically tried to save in my porn folder.

>Not much of a problem here, its just vanilla porn I'm not into weird shit. She laughed it off and said "found your porn user" in an offhand way and no big deal right? Everybody looks at porn.

>well it wouldnt have been a big deal except this happened yesterday, and today the worst happened. If there were a couple month gap between events it would be better. well no it will never be better the worst happened /b.

I'll continue in a reply, I dont have this typed out already but I will try to be quick bec. I need help asap.

keep going OP

>Needs quick advice
>Types hell of a long story

At least put some thought into your bait, you fag

type faster faggot the suspense is killing me, did you came on her thong or shit like that? kek

Bump

I can't work out if I'm retarded for posting in this thread.

Early indications say yes

Goddmit user i need to know

TLDR: OP is a fag.

MFW i bothered to read this post

OK so I was at my friends house last night. Came home to bad bad thing this morning.

Ok, so my sister is good looking and fit. I dont get off to her. I dont think about my sister. But I nabbed the panties she wore to the gym yesterday and got off to the smell. I wasnt thinking about her. I was thinking about somebody else but wanted the added pussy smell for my jack off experience.

I balled them up after I was done and stuck them in my nightstand drawer. I dont know why so dont ask me.

So I come home, remember they're in there and go to take them out and toss them in the hamper right? They're gone.

THEYRE FUCKING GONE. and my "cant let grammy know I'm making hammy" note is gone too.

My sister is on her way out to do something with friends, and I sort of catch her in passing and she gives me this wide-eye fucking glare. I'm so fucked /b. How can I play this off? She wore them yesterday so she knows I actively seeked them out and took them. Wtf can I do?

bumped by a fellow fuck up

Probably, but it's not like there's anything else interesting on Sup Forums right now. Come to think of it I should probably check out some other boards apart from Sup Forums, /x/ and Sup Forums sometime.

Is that it?

and no greentext?

OP is a faggot nigger.

Own it.

Edge yourself and then casually walk into her room sporting the biggest erection of your life. Say nothing. Just look her straight in the eyes.

She'll know what's up.

Just tell her that you enjoy the smell of her pussy

Throw away the thong OP. Don't let your sister find out

no green text bump newfag

I gotta give you the details man im not bullshitting I'm thinking about saying that I just wanted to wear them for my own kind of kink and not that I was sniffing them or anything. I think I can pass off the note as just something I thought was funny at the time. But I think I'm going to have to pretend to be gay or something to fix this.

you're fine, otherwise you would already feel her wrath

Tell her that if she tells someone you will kill her

Just say that you were horny and smelled them no biggie

Tell her you are gay and you like to wear her panties

I kek'd at your expense you irresponsible fuck. Never speak of it or do that again.
Boggles my mind that you have the cognitive skills to type, yet still do shit that retarded.

>too late
>Sorry, I'm too worked up to think right now. I was trying to give all the details as quickly as possible for help.

sounds like it's time you give offer her a pair of your smelly jizz encrusted man underwear as an apology gift

That would make it even worse.

Just say you wanted smell a pussy while jacking off. Tell the truth. You're fucked anyways.

the grammy hammy note was something your friend gave you and you threw it in your drawer. The panties... no way out bro. You were sniffing your sisters coochie

...

Tell her you found your imaginary dog sniffing it and snatched it

This.

Tell her you have a secret crossdressing fetish but you're having trouble getting the right clothes. She'll forgive your weird perversions if they're not about her

>cant let grammy know I'm making hammy
K
E
K

Ignore it for awhile and later claim a friend of yours was being a dick and they planted it all trying to make you look like a creeper, as a prank

Be like.

I had a pair of your underwear stuck to my pants from the laundry room.

I shoved them in my drawer to put back in the laundry room

Now they are gone...... did you get them back.... but more importantly, why where you going through my stuff?!

no faggot. you are fucked anyways. just do it again and see where the rabbit hole goes

I need to know how this ends it's pure fucking gold.

Did your sistersite pussy smell good?

yeah but they were balled up in my nightstand drawer. The day after she found my porn folder. I feel like a degenerate. It was just this whim I had bec. I was horny and saw them all sweaty in the hamper and though wtf take a sniff kind of thing... The worst thing is she left and she hangs out with other people from my school and she hasnt confronted me yet just gave me a fucking wide eye stare and walked out the door. Shes going to tell people, and I'm going to have to pretend I tried to wear them or something to minimize the damage.

Definitely try this you might actually get lucky OP

Leave a pair of your underwear in her drawer

Nigger the undies were worn

Put YOUR underwear in HER drawer.

Then if she confronts you about it, give her the same glare back she gave you.

Then point to your crotch and nod slowly.

no just smelled like regular pussy. Believe it or not I'm not a neckbeard virgin. I was thinking about an ex girlfriend and saw the panties and thought what the hell have a whiff of pussy while you jack off... well that jack off was not worth whatever is going to go down later.

>at school
How old are you OP?

Kek, this.

inb4 op is 12

Why is she going through your shit in the first place?

We need to see a pic of your sister now

Been a while, Sup Forums. Been a while.

Truly, the good ending route

she was looking for gammys hammy

Just say that then you twat let us know how it plays out will you op I think your making for some legendary green text

This

plus some of her panties

Agreed

NO GOING BACK NOW OP

BURN BRIDGES AND SEND PICS

fuckin kek

I am 14

Why dont you break it down to her and say. Hey look im fuckin autistic and i wasnt going to see any other panties in my lifetime. Was a jerk reaction to panties not your panties. Nothing personal kiddo.

I dont have any pics of my sister besides some shit from vacation thats printed and in a photo album. I dont get off to my sister, just thought her pussy smell would add to my jack off thinking about my ex girlfriend. Her pussy smelled the same. But I'm going to have to tell her I got high and tried them on or something... I havent been able to talk to her yet, and she is hanging out with other people from my school so I have no idea how this is going to play out.

This, accidentally send a pic of your cock and also This

you got her panties in your wash and put them in the drawer, it's a no-brainer, faggot

underage b&

Also this

Ball up a pair of your boxers and toss them under her bed. When she asks, just say you stole them because she stole yours. Call her a creep and say you took a pair of hers and hadn't figured out what to do with them yet. About the note, just tell her you're banging grandma. Bam...fixed!

Fucking tell her the truth. Just say that. You arent going to make the situation better by lying, shes your sister she is going to know you are lying. Even if the truth is far fetched put it out there and stop being a pussy about it youll be alright i promise.

Tell her that if she tells anyone you'll shoot up the school

>coochie
I love that word. Thank you for using it.

burn the house down to distract from this

double dubz

are you me?

Note ive been on Sup Forums for 6 years. I have a wife and im more sociall adjusted than these losers on here who dont even know who they are trying to tell you how to be. I hate what this site has come to and the only threads i reply to or give a real look at is rekt threads and people asking for help. You try anything but honesty and you will have more people to explain to than her. She saw ur porn folder if its vanilla no incest shit u got nothing saying this is a freudian slip. Dont be stupid

Yes

OP here. I have an idea, I'm going to text my sister to try to stop this in its tracks before she says anything to anybody. Literally the only things I had in my nightstand were her panties, that note, a pocket knife, a phone charger and a little bit of weed. She knows I smoke weed sometimes and I know she has tried it too. I think she was looking to borrow my charger when she went through my drawer.

I'm going to say I got high and wanted to try them on. No harm no foul right?

>Been here for 6 years
>Still doesn't know that only a foold would take anything posted here as serious business.

Wew lad

I agree with this Sup Forumsro. She's your sister, she'll understand and likely keep your secret. Like user said, if your make the situation not about her, she'll be fine with it. Especially if you guys have a good relationship which it sounds like you probably do.

>pic not related but fucking hilarious. Laugh it off Sup Forumsro.

dont mention it yet. Just send her a shout like, hey you wanna drink tonight / watch a movie tonight / whatever you do to hang out with your sis.

then just chat. Make it a nice evening. Have some fun. If she's really shocked by what you did she'll mention it. Otherwise, let it slide.

you are a fucking idiot if you do this

>OP here. I have an idea, I'm going to text my sister to try to stop this in its tracks before she says anything to anybody.
....Don't do that. Talk to her in person. She won't tell anyone if she's in form of a decent person.

Tel the truth. Don't bullshit. You want the crotch sweat smell, and her panties were available.

>smokes weed
>decides to say it was intentional instead of the weed
hahahaha

Good, this will work.

just satire mate, im not really 14

worst thing to do is to make something liek a text. That's unsubtle. Girls don't mind freaks but they dislike unsubtle perverts.

this is me btw

Ignore the situation. It never happened. Deal / jump off that bridge if she ever brings it up.

Which she probably won't. It'll be something you laugh about as adults...

tell her one of your friends paid you $50 for her thong. Tell her she gets half. No more problems

honestly the thing with the "i was high and tryed them on" isn't that stupid. Don't mention anything untill she does and then say "i was high and tryed them on cuz a friend told me she doesn't like wearing them because they are uncomfortable". i mean shure it's retarded but it0s better than admitting that you jerkt off with her pantyes while breathing like a seafahrer

If she's hot enough I'll buy one from them

I like it. But double it. Soon she'll be giving you extra sweaty, moist damp panties for you to sell.

Font to think of it ,I'd buy some myself . Perhaps pics of your sis are in order?

This is not a bad idea, but OP is probably already texting his sister something like "hey, can we talk about how I tried to put on your panties when I was high?"

Don't forget, she was going through your shit

This. DO IT!

I do not see a problem .. just blame the cat

you type like a 16 year old

you have flip it. somehow blame her.

Just google used panties, loads of girls selling them now after Orange is the new black exposed the fetish.

DON'T PUT IT IN WRITING YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

I already texted her I just said "hey I was really high last night"

She just replied
>dont fucking talk to me

I'm fucked. And she was going through my shit bec. she knew I had an extra phone charger. And the autism thing is I expected her to borrow my phone charger she does it all the time.

I'm just fucked.

You have lots of advice now, but in any case, DO something. Communication is King, and studies show that lying or doing nothing never solves a bad buzz.

You have plenty of option, just don't do nothing.
And keep us updated.

>>dont fucking talk to me
she wants to fuck.

deny deny deny, what panties, wtf are you talking about. deny deny deny. remember these words. prove it.