Oh I fucked up guys I fucked up bad its like winning the fuck up lottery i never expected it to wind up like this but fuck me. Pic related. I gotta start with the back story, I need advice. I really need some clever advice to get out of this and quick bec. this is a happening right now kind of situation. Pic related. Looks like my sisters thong.
>Be me, a Neet, on Sup Forums too much. See a post about the guy who is crazy about ham sandwiches. He said "cant let grammy know I'm making hammy" Why did I write that quote down on a piece of paper and put it in my nightstand drawer? I cant even tell you. This is just the beginning.
>sister using my laptop. Didnt think much of it, my porn is hidden in a rabbit hole of folders. Except, she went to save a pic and it automatically tried to save in my porn folder.
>Not much of a problem here, its just vanilla porn I'm not into weird shit. She laughed it off and said "found your porn user" in an offhand way and no big deal right? Everybody looks at porn.
>well it wouldnt have been a big deal except this happened yesterday, and today the worst happened. If there were a couple month gap between events it would be better. well no it will never be better the worst happened /b.
I'll continue in a reply, I dont have this typed out already but I will try to be quick bec. I need help asap.
Jaxon Ward
keep going OP
Lincoln Adams
>Needs quick advice >Types hell of a long story
At least put some thought into your bait, you fag
Juan Turner
type faster faggot the suspense is killing me, did you came on her thong or shit like that? kek
Jason Foster
Bump
Angel Gonzalez
I can't work out if I'm retarded for posting in this thread.
Early indications say yes
Cooper Ward
Goddmit user i need to know
Samuel Nguyen
TLDR: OP is a fag.
Liam Robinson
MFW i bothered to read this post
Carter Nguyen
OK so I was at my friends house last night. Came home to bad bad thing this morning.
Ok, so my sister is good looking and fit. I dont get off to her. I dont think about my sister. But I nabbed the panties she wore to the gym yesterday and got off to the smell. I wasnt thinking about her. I was thinking about somebody else but wanted the added pussy smell for my jack off experience.
I balled them up after I was done and stuck them in my nightstand drawer. I dont know why so dont ask me.
So I come home, remember they're in there and go to take them out and toss them in the hamper right? They're gone.
THEYRE FUCKING GONE. and my "cant let grammy know I'm making hammy" note is gone too.
My sister is on her way out to do something with friends, and I sort of catch her in passing and she gives me this wide-eye fucking glare. I'm so fucked /b. How can I play this off? She wore them yesterday so she knows I actively seeked them out and took them. Wtf can I do?
Liam Sanders
bumped by a fellow fuck up
Dylan Rivera
Probably, but it's not like there's anything else interesting on Sup Forums right now. Come to think of it I should probably check out some other boards apart from Sup Forums, /x/ and Sup Forums sometime.
Asher Davis
Is that it?
and no greentext?
OP is a faggot nigger.
Andrew Ross
Own it.
Edge yourself and then casually walk into her room sporting the biggest erection of your life. Say nothing. Just look her straight in the eyes.
She'll know what's up.
Landon Ortiz
Just tell her that you enjoy the smell of her pussy
Leo Reed
Throw away the thong OP. Don't let your sister find out
Jaxon Hall
no green text bump newfag
Joshua Hernandez
I gotta give you the details man im not bullshitting I'm thinking about saying that I just wanted to wear them for my own kind of kink and not that I was sniffing them or anything. I think I can pass off the note as just something I thought was funny at the time. But I think I'm going to have to pretend to be gay or something to fix this.
Henry Thompson
you're fine, otherwise you would already feel her wrath
Lincoln Stewart
Tell her that if she tells someone you will kill her
Daniel Brooks
Just say that you were horny and smelled them no biggie
Tyler Mitchell
Tell her you are gay and you like to wear her panties
Xavier Brown
I kek'd at your expense you irresponsible fuck. Never speak of it or do that again. Boggles my mind that you have the cognitive skills to type, yet still do shit that retarded.
Nathaniel Perry
>too late >Sorry, I'm too worked up to think right now. I was trying to give all the details as quickly as possible for help.
Eli Garcia
sounds like it's time you give offer her a pair of your smelly jizz encrusted man underwear as an apology gift
Dominic Sanders
That would make it even worse.
Just say you wanted smell a pussy while jacking off. Tell the truth. You're fucked anyways.
Adam Martin
the grammy hammy note was something your friend gave you and you threw it in your drawer. The panties... no way out bro. You were sniffing your sisters coochie
Cooper Howard
...
Jaxon Hall
Tell her you found your imaginary dog sniffing it and snatched it
Ian Turner
This.
Daniel Diaz
Tell her you have a secret crossdressing fetish but you're having trouble getting the right clothes. She'll forgive your weird perversions if they're not about her
Grayson Perez
>cant let grammy know I'm making hammy K E K
Jack Baker
Ignore it for awhile and later claim a friend of yours was being a dick and they planted it all trying to make you look like a creeper, as a prank
Jordan Roberts
Be like.
I had a pair of your underwear stuck to my pants from the laundry room.
I shoved them in my drawer to put back in the laundry room
Now they are gone...... did you get them back.... but more importantly, why where you going through my stuff?!
Henry Robinson
no faggot. you are fucked anyways. just do it again and see where the rabbit hole goes
Luke Lopez
I need to know how this ends it's pure fucking gold.
David Clark
Did your sistersite pussy smell good?
Ian King
yeah but they were balled up in my nightstand drawer. The day after she found my porn folder. I feel like a degenerate. It was just this whim I had bec. I was horny and saw them all sweaty in the hamper and though wtf take a sniff kind of thing... The worst thing is she left and she hangs out with other people from my school and she hasnt confronted me yet just gave me a fucking wide eye stare and walked out the door. Shes going to tell people, and I'm going to have to pretend I tried to wear them or something to minimize the damage.
Bentley Butler
Definitely try this you might actually get lucky OP
Ryder Green
Leave a pair of your underwear in her drawer
Isaiah Jones
Nigger the undies were worn
Dominic Miller
Put YOUR underwear in HER drawer.
Then if she confronts you about it, give her the same glare back she gave you.
Then point to your crotch and nod slowly.
Andrew Myers
no just smelled like regular pussy. Believe it or not I'm not a neckbeard virgin. I was thinking about an ex girlfriend and saw the panties and thought what the hell have a whiff of pussy while you jack off... well that jack off was not worth whatever is going to go down later.
Easton Morgan
>at school How old are you OP?
Jack Barnes
Kek, this.
Joseph Flores
inb4 op is 12
Evan Johnson
Why is she going through your shit in the first place?
Julian Rogers
We need to see a pic of your sister now
Brody Lee
Been a while, Sup Forums. Been a while.
Christopher Scott
Truly, the good ending route
Xavier Murphy
she was looking for gammys hammy
Andrew Bell
Just say that then you twat let us know how it plays out will you op I think your making for some legendary green text
Robert Garcia
This
Mason Lee
plus some of her panties
Michael Morales
Agreed
Dominic Harris
NO GOING BACK NOW OP
BURN BRIDGES AND SEND PICS
Jose Gray
fuckin kek
Samuel Smith
I am 14
Christian Cook
Why dont you break it down to her and say. Hey look im fuckin autistic and i wasnt going to see any other panties in my lifetime. Was a jerk reaction to panties not your panties. Nothing personal kiddo.
Nolan Morgan
I dont have any pics of my sister besides some shit from vacation thats printed and in a photo album. I dont get off to my sister, just thought her pussy smell would add to my jack off thinking about my ex girlfriend. Her pussy smelled the same. But I'm going to have to tell her I got high and tried them on or something... I havent been able to talk to her yet, and she is hanging out with other people from my school so I have no idea how this is going to play out.
Caleb Bennett
This, accidentally send a pic of your cock and also This
Cameron Campbell
you got her panties in your wash and put them in the drawer, it's a no-brainer, faggot
Andrew Hill
underage b&
Josiah Parker
Also this
Evan Gray
Ball up a pair of your boxers and toss them under her bed. When she asks, just say you stole them because she stole yours. Call her a creep and say you took a pair of hers and hadn't figured out what to do with them yet. About the note, just tell her you're banging grandma. Bam...fixed!
Juan Nelson
Fucking tell her the truth. Just say that. You arent going to make the situation better by lying, shes your sister she is going to know you are lying. Even if the truth is far fetched put it out there and stop being a pussy about it youll be alright i promise.
Kevin Nguyen
Tell her that if she tells anyone you'll shoot up the school
Kevin Bennett
>coochie I love that word. Thank you for using it.
Jaxon Diaz
burn the house down to distract from this
Nicholas Nguyen
double dubz
Alexander Howard
are you me?
Brody Torres
Note ive been on Sup Forums for 6 years. I have a wife and im more sociall adjusted than these losers on here who dont even know who they are trying to tell you how to be. I hate what this site has come to and the only threads i reply to or give a real look at is rekt threads and people asking for help. You try anything but honesty and you will have more people to explain to than her. She saw ur porn folder if its vanilla no incest shit u got nothing saying this is a freudian slip. Dont be stupid
Anthony Perez
Yes
William Barnes
OP here. I have an idea, I'm going to text my sister to try to stop this in its tracks before she says anything to anybody. Literally the only things I had in my nightstand were her panties, that note, a pocket knife, a phone charger and a little bit of weed. She knows I smoke weed sometimes and I know she has tried it too. I think she was looking to borrow my charger when she went through my drawer.
I'm going to say I got high and wanted to try them on. No harm no foul right?
Noah Hernandez
>Been here for 6 years >Still doesn't know that only a foold would take anything posted here as serious business.
Wew lad
Easton Hill
I agree with this Sup Forumsro. She's your sister, she'll understand and likely keep your secret. Like user said, if your make the situation not about her, she'll be fine with it. Especially if you guys have a good relationship which it sounds like you probably do.
>pic not related but fucking hilarious. Laugh it off Sup Forumsro.
Michael Hill
dont mention it yet. Just send her a shout like, hey you wanna drink tonight / watch a movie tonight / whatever you do to hang out with your sis.
then just chat. Make it a nice evening. Have some fun. If she's really shocked by what you did she'll mention it. Otherwise, let it slide.
David Stewart
you are a fucking idiot if you do this
Michael Edwards
>OP here. I have an idea, I'm going to text my sister to try to stop this in its tracks before she says anything to anybody. ....Don't do that. Talk to her in person. She won't tell anyone if she's in form of a decent person.
Tel the truth. Don't bullshit. You want the crotch sweat smell, and her panties were available.
Jacob Wilson
>smokes weed >decides to say it was intentional instead of the weed hahahaha
Owen Williams
Good, this will work.
Michael Phillips
just satire mate, im not really 14
Kevin Kelly
worst thing to do is to make something liek a text. That's unsubtle. Girls don't mind freaks but they dislike unsubtle perverts.
this is me btw
Jacob Evans
Ignore the situation. It never happened. Deal / jump off that bridge if she ever brings it up.
Which she probably won't. It'll be something you laugh about as adults...
Luis Ramirez
tell her one of your friends paid you $50 for her thong. Tell her she gets half. No more problems
Adrian Allen
honestly the thing with the "i was high and tryed them on" isn't that stupid. Don't mention anything untill she does and then say "i was high and tryed them on cuz a friend told me she doesn't like wearing them because they are uncomfortable". i mean shure it's retarded but it0s better than admitting that you jerkt off with her pantyes while breathing like a seafahrer
Alexander Ramirez
If she's hot enough I'll buy one from them
Wyatt Rodriguez
I like it. But double it. Soon she'll be giving you extra sweaty, moist damp panties for you to sell.
Font to think of it ,I'd buy some myself . Perhaps pics of your sis are in order?
Asher Bailey
This is not a bad idea, but OP is probably already texting his sister something like "hey, can we talk about how I tried to put on your panties when I was high?"
Dylan Thompson
Don't forget, she was going through your shit
Jackson Ortiz
This. DO IT!
Nicholas Barnes
I do not see a problem .. just blame the cat
Connor Sullivan
you type like a 16 year old
Bentley Cook
you have flip it. somehow blame her.
Josiah Phillips
Just google used panties, loads of girls selling them now after Orange is the new black exposed the fetish.
Ryder Lee
DON'T PUT IT IN WRITING YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Aaron Bennett
I already texted her I just said "hey I was really high last night"
She just replied >dont fucking talk to me
I'm fucked. And she was going through my shit bec. she knew I had an extra phone charger. And the autism thing is I expected her to borrow my phone charger she does it all the time.
I'm just fucked.
Lincoln Gomez
You have lots of advice now, but in any case, DO something. Communication is King, and studies show that lying or doing nothing never solves a bad buzz.
You have plenty of option, just don't do nothing. And keep us updated.
Landon Lopez
>>dont fucking talk to me she wants to fuck.
Easton Ward
deny deny deny, what panties, wtf are you talking about. deny deny deny. remember these words. prove it.