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Glam is plague

$ l a m > Glam

R I F F S
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>that opening R I F F

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I'm gonna swim in their floofy hair!

Unironically this

annihilate yourself

post metal that sounds like pic related looks

Voivod is an obvious choice
also this unknown french industrial thrash band which probably has gotten a lot of inspirations from metal hurlant

Here you go
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This

La Nuit doesn't really fit into the Lone Sloane mythos apart from the presence of the Black Legions of Shaan.
And they aren't even called the black legions in it.

Early Metallica just sounds like a worse Motorhead/Diamond Head

Post honorary metal
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HAH HAH

STEEL HANDS PUT ON HIS DEATH-EYES FOR THE GREAT FIGHT

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thanks guys!
And something that sounds like this? (my favourite métal hurlant cover)

any stoner metal

Nobody's going to argue with me?

it always looked more like speed metal to me, but I see where you're coming from

APPLY YOURSELF

no this is a safe space we don't argue

well metallica is shit so there's nothing to argue about

DICK-CUNTS
THE TAIL THAT HANGS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS BLACKENS YOUR HEADLIGHTS

I want to rub Phantom Blue and Vixen together.

AH AH

BLOOD AND DEATH LAW OF THE CITY
SHADOW SHOOTE AT OUR HEARTS, WHAT LIFE FOR US LIVING DEAD?
WHO I AM?
I DON'T CARE...
... ONE DAY... ME TOO...
I SHALL DIE GUTS IN THE WIND
BUT UNTIL THEN SHADOW SHOOTE
DEATH I FUCK!!

>saw a big tittied thicc girl at uni today wearing an Amebix tank top
>didn't have the balls to introduce myself and flirt
metal for this feel?

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RELAXXX
IT'S ONLY PARANOIA

>thicc
I hnnng just imagining how much shit she has inside there

What was that chinese 80s metal band called that sounded like black metal?

>attractive metal girl

she either has a bf or is insane or both

>tfw no diapered crust gf

>tfw no diapered glam gf

I don't usually fall for memes but I've been redpilled that slender girls are objectively inferior to shapely, real curvy women

fatties a shit
skellies a shit

musclegirls a best

>glam gf

You mean a twink? Since only fags like glam

return to your containment thread
>>>/bleep/

this
musclegirls + glam all day e'ry day

>tfw no visual kei gf

>tfw no /metal/ without /r9k/ whining

yes yes yes

I need more artists/bands like Devin Townsend. Nothing satisfies my craving.

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Alestorm, Gloryhammer and Twilight Force are the unholy trinity of fake as fuck """""power""""" metal

Twilight Force is pretty good though

True, except Alestorm and Glory Hammer has some fun songs.

Devin Townsend Project, Devin Townsend Band, Strapping Young Lad, Ocean Machine, that one Steve Vai album the list goes on...

But I already own all of those...

Then you know Hevy Devy is one of a kind
Try Xerath tho

Twilight Force have more fun songs

No they don't, but in that case which songs?

Twilight Force is ok though

errything on their first album

Eh, I don't agree.

GLAM ATTACK!
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FOR THE POWER OF THE ANCIENT FORCE

whoah!

Cinderella is cute cute CUTE

>Hi! It's me, Dio! I'm back from hell! Do you wanna be my squire in order to defeat Cuckzzy, the nu-male leader?
What do you do?

>being a squire to a manlet

Sabbath was better with Ozzy and your solo material is over-rated

>squire
TO NO MAN SHALL I KNEEL

Dio will always be remembered for being a great musician, but also a very kind and intelligent man
you're none of those things
stop spewing out buzzwords
and let this meme rivalry die

t. Sharon "Digital Bitch" Osborne

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BLÄCK THRÄSH ASSAÜLT

HOMO METAL INVASION!
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power metal chart?

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manowar
manowar
manowar

Defying the Rules is elder god tier

nice recs
great riffage

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>Pretty Boy Floyd
Yeah baby!

>not a single manowar album

holy shit nigger what the fuck are you doing you dumb faggot?

not nuff fluff

Sorry, you're looking for the "buttmetal like Manilla Road" chart

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>Manilla Road
>buttmetal

It was better when she wasnt blond.

This meme makes me mad every single time

manilla road are unironically shite though, I really want to like them but I just cant

glam isn't metal

maxximum floof

Your opinion means very little considering your name

What is it about Napalm Records that turns once decent bands into absolute cancer?

t. the nu-male division

same here
they got such great album art and they're technically proficient, it's a shame it just does't work
you aren't metal

t. ironic forced meme spammer

I don't only listen to glam, I quite like USMP
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virgin steele is the actually good manilla road

Manilla Road is amazing, you're all deaf
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Condition Red is such a stupidly good album.

X japan a beast as well.

BROTHERS EVERYWHERE
RAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIR
WE'RE WARRIORS
WARRIORS OF THE WORLD

It's Non-homosexual Power Metal time!
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Virgin Steele is nothing like Manila Road.

>96 posts
>22 IPs

shit thread

Complaining about the glammies is just futile at this point

>diversity is good
I wonder who's behind this (((post)))

metallica isn't metal just hard rock