Wife is going out of town for two weeks
I can't go two weeks without getting laid. What's the easiest way to get my Dick wet?
Wife is going out of town for two weeks
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Buy a hooker.
Take a shower
Stick it in boiling water
douse it with a cup of water
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Hopefully your wife is getting fucked while she's out of town, you fucking piece of shit. kill yourself
dont fuck a hooker or hook up with a random chick.
use rubmaps and just go get a massage and handjob. trust me, you'll feel great after
Masturbation is a sin, and it is not really good for you.
>start exercising so your wife doesnt leaves you for some nigger for another 2 weeks.
I would expect her to. We have a pretty open relationship but I've always included her
Pour water on it
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that is wrong on so many levels
C U C K
this is how you get prostate cancer tbh fam
this. big black cock
Enjoy crawling in her pussy tunnel after the black behemoth busted through.
>Wife is going out of town for two weeks
ask her, lol
Its indeed wrong to masturbate youtube.com
A 2003 Australian study published in BJU International linked frequent ejaculation early in life with reduced risk for prostate cancer later on. But in a 2004 study published in The Journal of the American Medical Association, a researcher reported that "ejaculation frequency is not related to increased risk of prostate cancer." In both these studies, ejaculation frequency included sexual intercourse and masturbation.
In a later study published in BJU International, researchers found that frequent masturbation in young men raised the risk for prostate cancer but that frequent masturbation in older men lowered the risk. Sexual intercourse did not affect prostate cancer risk.
>WRONG
Watching porn and getting sexually stimulated gives you cancer.
look up grapefruit blow job
Depends on where you live. Here, strip clubs are basically brothels. Full menu and everything.