Get a superpower, anons below you change it

Get a superpower, anons below you change it
Cont.

The ability to make everyone happy, but at the cost of my own happiness permanently.

You die, because everyone will be happier with you dead.

i wouldn't have said it better

Ability to summon fried chicken at will

Ability to convert sunlight to THC

You also summon a stereotypical black person who fights you for it.

the chicken comes with a loud ass nigga wavin a gun in ur face.

>Ability to instantly get cucked, at any time and at any location.

This applies to all light and conversion is 4g/min of light.

Immediately go to war with the guy that can produce watermelons at will

Shit. Now I am too stoned to continue. Well done

The ability to survive in the vacuum of space

You are immortal and are flung into the vacuum of space.

The vacuum you survive in is manufactured by Dyson

that is my biggest fear

I can switch bodies at will.

you die instantly

Wow, how creative.

Planetary bodies, and you can't bring anything along with you.

the ability to instantly give someone else a mild hangover

Worth

You suffer the same effects.Permanently.
It stacks.

Everyone believes the lies I tell.

you die instantly

Ability to ejaculate gold nuggets

you die instantly

you can wipe the memory of someone for the past hour

You believe every lie told to you too.

you die instantly

You have to recite the North Korean anthem right after the lie

You turn invisible and visibile again at random

Underrated post

Ability to never die instantly

Only when alone and in the dark.

The ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound

you die instantly

You die instantly

you die over the course of a few moments

No immunity to the impact on the other side.

I have the ability of making girls cum savagely with my massive penis

they turn into chicken nuggets once they are out of your body

You get the gay

you can't wipe your ass for a week

ability to suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole

Only works if you have a massive cock inserted in your ass.

You get cancer. It spreads quickly, but after ten long years of chemo, surgery and the support of your loved ones, you barely survive, down an organ or two. Everything seems good. You get back to work and feel almost as strong as before. But on the 8th birthday of your daughter you cough up blood. A lot of it. Everyone rushes to the hospital with you. The cancer is back. It's everywhere. You want to give up, but you fight anyway, for your family. The doctors gave you two years tops. It became ten. Ten long years of pain and suffering and loss of any dignity. Finally you convince your family that you stop treatment. They give you morphine, but you have built a tolerance long ago. It takes three days and three nights and you finally pass.

The ability to have my eyes zoom in to telescope levels at will
Only a regular telescope, no Hubble shit

We missed you faggot. Also only if Andy has diarrhea.

All contraceptives of you and your partners fail. Always.

You have literal telescopes for eyes.

But your dick falls off

Hot girls find me irresistible.

I have literally all fetishes and sexual preferences.

You became omnipotent.

You have no genitals of any kind and feel nothing physically.

this is called clinical depression

but you find swarthy Indian men irresistable

...in a cannibal sort of way.

But you're gay and repulsed by vagina

But nobody acknowledges your existence

but are so depressed you don't use your power

But you become a down syndrome teenager

Still have a bunch left. That's the beauty of it.

And lose all memory and ability to form new memories.

But you're single now, got no ring on your finger now

The power of being normal

>But nobody acknowledges your existence
Sounds like a fetish to me.

Fucking granted. You are now the most basic bitch on the planet.