What is the correct way to make a steak?

What is the correct way to make a steak?

The correct way is the way that isn't wrong.

It's when you make it real yummy and it has a handsome flavor

10 minutes in the microwave on full power

well done. extremely well done. then cover it with ketchup.

As long as it's not as dry as a nun's cunt it's good. Fuck, I'd eat well done as long as it isn't dry.

But my personal favourite is medium-rare.

you put it in the heat sizzler and dont fucking touch it you damn cunt.

after about 5 minutes you turn it, and do the same shit. dont fucking touch it. dont fucking press on it. DONT FUCKING THINK YOURE BETTER THAN THE STEAK

Just leave it the fuck alone, sprinkle some goddamn salt and pepper on it beforehand. DONT GET FANCY YOU COCK NIBBLING JEW.

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It's all personal preference.. or else a waiter wouldn't ask you how you want it cooked.

You can only claim a perfect way, if you use statistics and find the most popular way.

I like well done. No pink. And absolutely refuse to eat rare, medium rare, or bloody meat. My wife is the exact opposite and accuses me of ruining food. I'm the only one eating it.. so who fucking cares.

What user said here. 3-5 minutes each side ONCE. Also, render the fat on the back of the steak for a minute. Rare to medium rare win.

>What is the correct way to make a steak?
Whichever way you find most appetizing.

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this guy has quite the refined palate
you fags should take notes

Medium rare, pleb.

>grow a cow
>kill it
>butcher it
>fry tasty carcass.

You pop on the old barbeque give it a good sizzle like jaime oliver when he is horny for food and then when its nice and crispy you put your dick in it and make love it to it

Looks yummy

this. only eat well done.

Fuck that. Inject it with ranch and cheese and deep fry the whole thing

With fire

that is a genius idea

with poop n all? or you clean out the system?

How do I make this yellow souce? Looks yummi.

>well done. extremely well done. then cover it with ketchup.

>drumptards

Tank God he is going to be impeached

The only way really. The best thing you can get besides dargon. Now dragon is a meal for kings .

>turning this political because you're still butt hurt
man every thread there's some whiney cunt

Literal retard. All meat needs some sort of flavor added to it. This whole "letting the meat speak for itself" schtick is pretentious bullshit from people who would rather pretend to be cultured than eat good tasting food.

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Salt. Pepper.

All the flavor a real steak needs, though some fat-fags like to add a pap of butter.

Check'd

Also, you starve it first. So there is nothing in its system. Then, force feed it have rolled in ranch. This kills it. Cover it in batter.. then hoist into deep fryer.

And your wife's son? How does he like it?

dont salt before its ready, you will drag out more juices and make a mess..

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you're wrong and have a sadly unrefined palet go eat Kraft Dinner

lol

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> unrefined
> palet

If you're not a faggot you do it the way you like it the most. Only Idiots let others decide how they have to like their stuff.

i see you like going to the gym showers and letting men pee in your cupped hands

semi boneless rib eye
leave on counter for an hour
season to liking, for some that's nothing, others just salt, I like garlic powder, a little montreal seasoning, and [pic related]

Turn on grill high
after it reaches about 500-600F brush off last food you grilled

steak on, seasoned side down, season top side, close grill
turn 90 degrees
flip
turn 90 degrees
remove and let rest 5 minutes

timing is based on your doneness preference. I'm about 90 seconds to 2 minutes between each rotate/flip

Depends on cut of steak
>ribeye
>hot searing pan with a butter and oil mix
>sear 1 min each side then using tonges sear all around
>have oven set for 180
>season steak with sea salt flakes
>whilst the steak is warming through melt a little butter and Stilton cheese and cream add a few drops of port low summer for 2 mins and serve with steak and warm crust bread
Always choose a steak with a good marbling and fat content

Do my bacon and eggs in microwave

Your wife will leave you for a alpha who eats rare steaks user

I only eat oats, eggs, cucumber and apples for 3 meals a day all day everyday. On weekends I probably eat out at night.

What is wrong with you people eating innocent animals?

like this

On the George Forman.

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When I make my filet mignon

Out of the fridge for 20 min.
Salt and pepper on each side

Cast iron pan
Get it hot
Oil in
Sear 2 min
Flip and add a pat of butter
Baste with butter
2 min more in pan
Into oven at 425 for 5 min
Out and rest 7 min

Done.

> innocent
Cows murder innocent plants all day long. That's why all true vegetarians only eat meat, to get revenge for the vegecaust

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