REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I want a boyfriend.

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ok

Nice one!

Okay, sure.

cool, thanks OP

Ok.

I accept the power of your magics

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Thanks OP, I've been so lonely for so long, it'll be nice to finally have someone to share my life with again.

Show me what you got

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according to retarded Sup Forums threads, I should now have 7th relationship and my mother should have been dead like 18 times, so... kys idiots

time to be dissapointed

I have nothing to lose.

gimme a 10 pls

oh boy id sure like that

Kk

Well whatever...

You know what i want

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Ill take a 10

Last digit / 10?

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I won't . It's not even goal in life .

ayy lmao

my last hope

Can I haz 2?

Kms

heh

I planned on making some advances tonight, wish me luck!

Will post results tomorrow, wish me luck Sup Forums

alright

My last hope

please

What about already having one? Do I get an upgrade?

What if I already have one

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who wouldn't?

YES

gib gf pls

Rebly

roll

Thanks

git gut

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k

this again...

i hope this works

didn't work the last time !

k

she better look like this

one smart, cute, slim girlfriend, that cares about me, pleasee

Please make it happen

lies

ITT: Cancer.

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sure!

roll

Ok

replying

does it have to be a human girl?

I'd like a cute, loyal girl who I can be honest with and who won't leave me as soon as I get attached to her.

gedewsr

May as well

gib mi da pussi pls
bouss pls

kkkkk

too

Pls

fgt

Yes

But I don't want a girlfriend.
I hate it when other people are around me.

Bc it is Monday tmrw

>trips have spoken

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Alright

Won't happen.

... really?

Okay, let's try then.

oh shit mothafucka

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no way

Im lonely

kk

One of these times this has got to work

I'm in the process of getting one actually, so I will reply to bolster my odds

OK, I'll bite.

my life is meaningless

oh golly im looking forward to treating her right and caring for her,.

Das not how it works. But would be nice.

It's impossible

As if.

Ok sounds good thanks

This will work for sure!
>still desperate enough to post ITT

well. what else do I have to lose?

Please i need one

test

I trust in you OP!

According to Tom & Jerry, the way to heaven is an escalator